American comics: Enlightenment in Arkham, Ascension to Homelander - Chapter 415
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“Looking directly at you bastard?”
Feeling the flames lingering around his body and the faint tingling sensation coming from his soul, Downton shook his legs and said to the little evil spirit with a smile.
“Brother, listen to my advice and be kind to yourself.
When you go out, your identity is given by yourself. “
After he finished speaking, Downton picked up the wine bottle and wanted to take a sip. However, when he lifted the wine bottle, he realized that the wine inside had been dried by the dark blue flames of the little evil spirit.
Looking at the lazy Downton, the flames on the little evil spirit jumped twice uncontrollably.
After opening and closing his mandible twice, he continued to speak viciously to Downton.
“Flattery can’t cover up the heinous nature of your crime!
Now, look me straight in the eye! ! ! “
“hehe.”
Facing the little evil spirit’s increasingly restless pressure, Downton waved his hand casually.
After he smiled slightly, he turned to Wu Fengji and said teasingly.
“Well, Fengji, go buy melon seeds for the little evil spirit.
I really don’t like bullying fools, after all, Ghost Rider, sometimes the spirit of vengeance in the body will take over the brain.
Seeing as you actually have a good personality and talk a lot when you are normal, take good care of the vengeful spirit in you…”
“I want you to look directly at me! Za…”
“Fuck you!!!”
Before Downton finished speaking, he was interrupted by the little evil spirit’s increasingly restless questioning.
This time, Downton really couldn’t bear it anymore.
Before the little evil spirit could finish speaking for the third time, Downton stretched out his left hand and grabbed the little evil spirit’s chin!
Even though the evil spirit’s flames instantly burned through Downton’s skin and muscles, Downton still used his hands, which were as clear as white jade, to forcefully pinch the little evil spirit’s head to keep his eyes close to him!
“Looking directly at you, damn it, are you going to look at you directly!
Daomao, who can’t even kill a fucking evil person on Earth, has the right to bark in front of me!
I do carry billions of human lives on my shoulders, but each of them is a bastard who can make you light blue fire and dance to your grave!
Judge me, you are not qualified yet! ! ! “
As Downton spoke, he sneered and stretched his right hand to his ear.
The next moment, the wish-fulfilling stick appeared instantly, and Downton pressed the end of the stick against the little evil spirit’s spine!
Before the little evil spirit could react, the wishful stick extended in an instant.
Kara!
After a crisp sound, the extended part of the wishful stick directly tore the little evil spirit’s skeleton into two parts.
Downton’s hand bones were still clutching the little evil spirit’s skull, and underneath the little evil spirit’s cervical vertebra, there was even a small vertebrae, half a collarbone and three ribs attached to it.
As for the other part of the little evil spirit’s body, the remaining bones broke through Odin’s fairy palace, then continued to penetrate hundreds of Asgardian buildings, and penetrated into the mountains in the distance.
When the rabbit was up and the falcon was about to fall, Downton pinched the little evil spirit’s still burning head and brought it in front of him.
Staring into his deep eyes, Downton asked him word for word.
“Have you seen my eyes clearly, bastard!”
As soon as the question was finished, before the little evil spirit could respond, Downton’s right hand suddenly lifted up.
The mountains in the distance and the Immortal Palace close at hand were torn in half by Downton’s stick action.
At this time, the wishful stick was like a flagpole, cutting through the wall and standing straight in the middle of the fairy palace.
The top of the flagpole, which is the end of the wishful stick, is connected to the body of the little evil spirit. While letting his body sway in the wind, it also raises a flag of blue fire for Asgard.
All this happened so fast. When Downton finished all this, Odin had time to give Gungnir a severe beating.
“My palace, hell, can’t you go fight somewhere else, like Jotunheim or something like that!”
“Tsk, it’s a piece of shit palace, so what if it’s damaged, I will compensate you.
Although I am a bastard, I am not a gangster.
Just a fairy palace and half a mountain, fuck, this is definitely enough for you. “
Downton responded while letting go of the Ruyi Stick, and with his right hand he took off the Soul Gem hanging from the chainmail sash.
Downton said with a sneer as he threw the gem to Odin.
“For things like the Infinity Stones, I just have a Space Stone for collection.
Moreover, the space gem also comes with a cosmic cube, which looks like an ornament and is very beautiful.
As for this soul gem, you can fucking play with it.
How about it, don’t you feel sorry for your fairy palace now? “
“ha.”
After listening to Downton’s words, Odin laughed loudly, then rubbed his armrest and said.
“We prehistoric Avengers also collected these gems back then. With the help of Agamotto and other partners, we even collected five Infinity Stones at our peak.
Do you think they could be useful to me?
No, they are not worthy of being my helpers.
And if Asgard loses me, then neither Thor nor Loki is qualified to master this kind of thing that is destined to bring danger. “
“What did you say?”
After hearing Odin’s words, Downton immediately raised his right hand to his ear.
He pretended to be attentive and continued to speak.
“You old man, you have a tough mouth, but I have certified this soul gem.
I’ve taken away the space gems, so no one in your universe can ever collect all six gems.
You don’t understand what this means, right? This fucking means that the biggest crisis behind the Infinity Stones has been resolved by me.
Now the five remaining gems can be regarded as independent individuals, and they are still super artifacts that can make full use of the power of the gems without worrying about causing more harm.
If it weren’t for the fact that this thing can only be used in your universe and is a bit useless to me and my friends, then this thing wouldn’t be your turn yet.
Don’t you want it?
Are you sure you don’t want it?
That’s okay, I’ll take it back right now…”
“Ahem… Tang, don’t worry.
Since it is a gift you gave me, of course I will accept it and keep it well. “
Odin interrupted Downton’s teasing, turned to control divine power, and manipulated the Mind Stone to come to Frigga.
“My dear, you are more suitable for the Mind Stone than me, so it is up to you to keep the gift Downton gave us.”
“Then you must give a sufficiently grand return gift, Your Majesty.”
Frigga nodded gracefully, then controlled magic to grab the Mind Stone, and then made it into a sealed pendant and hung it on her chest.
And just when Frigga used magic to refine the Mind Stone, blue flames spread from the skeleton at the top of the wishful stick, rushing towards Downton along the wishful stick.
But……
Feeling the erosion of the flames, although Downton didn’t care at all, Ruyi Bang was a little panicked.
Although the wishful stick is also well-informed, it is certain that it has never seen the evil heretic in front of it.
What kind of evil method is this for refining treasures?
In order not to be completely engulfed by the flames, the wish-fulfilling stick grew in the wind, extending all the way. In a blink of an eye, the skeleton was pushed out of Asgard’s atmosphere, and the divine defense network above the atmosphere, and rushed into the universe.
Meanwhile, Downton is on hand.
The flames in the skull’s eye sockets moved slightly, and then his mandible opened and closed rapidly.
“Oh my god, where the hell did this come from? Is this still the solar system?
Odin, is this handsome young man the new teammate you found for us? You are so damn discerning! “
Having said this, the little evil spirit looked at Downton again with fire in his eyes.
Then, his skull quickly continued to speak to Downton.
“What, Downton, right? Zainos has already given in.
By the way, you don’t know who Zainos is, right? He is the spirit of vengeance in my body, and he has already surrendered.
At that moment, he seemed to have called his God, but God told him that he was not in the service area.
Ahem, please send my body back. If I continue to dismember myself like this, I won’t even dare to recover from the form of the Ghost Rider, haha. “
At the end of the sentence, the skull head even let out a dry laugh.
Looking at the spirit of revenge with a warm attitude, Downton slapped the top of his head in a funny way and asked softly.
“Really, the things in your body have contacted your local God?
It’s a pity that your local God is too weak. Unlike mine, God, Lucifer and I are the only three real bosses.
Now that you have something to worry about, you should remind the spirit of vengeance in you and let him learn how to talk to me! “
“Haha, no problem, no problem.
Let me go quickly. I was very familiar with the cave people in the top of the mountain. Now it is called Zhoukoudian. We may still be half fellow villagers, because Zhoukoudian is my second home!
And, hahahahahahaha, you can fucking make the disgusting thing in my body become like this. I’m actually quite happy to see it, because I don’t like having such an uncontrollable thing in my body.
Downton, haha, I’m determined to be your friend!
Let me come back quickly so that I can return to normal. Let’s have a couple of drinks and let fucking Odin treat us! “
“It’s done.”
After listening to the little evil spirit’s words, Downton grinned, and then patted his skull again.
“Have you really been to the mountain cave and lived there for a long time?
No wonder you are so fucking Chinese even when you curse, it’s not bad. “
After finishing his words, Downton patted the wishful stick. The stick immediately shrank and returned to Downton’s ear.
At the same time, Downton threw the little evil spirit’s head, and the little evil spirit’s body recovered instantly, and the flames quickly dissipated from his body.
The hairy man who regained his human form quickly raised his hands and performed an ancient salute to Downton.
Looking at the little evil spirit’s etiquette, Downton was slightly startled. Why did he always feel that this ceremony was a bit familiar.
Seeing that Downton didn’t seem to understand this etiquette, the little evil spirit was also stunned for a moment.
“Don’t you know ancient rituals? Haha, I learned this when I was working under His Majesty the Qin Emperor.
Although I am not very talented, I am actually a noble concubine. His Majesty also promised that after I reach Rome, I will be promoted to two levels of nobility, so that I can become a full-level noble.
If it weren’t for the fact that when His Majesty left, I was still fighting in Rome and hadn’t received any news for six consecutive years, then Liu Bang wouldn’t have even thought of becoming emperor~
Believe me, Tang, we can really be called fellow villagers.
After Odin and I got rid of the trouble caused by the Celestial Gods, we have been living near Zhoukoudian. I am really one of our own, hahaha! “
Laughing loudly, the little evil spirit returned to his seat carelessly and sat down opposite Donton.
Hearing what the little evil spirit said, Donton couldn’t help swallowing his saliva.
What is the concept of the Great Shuchang? Among the twenty ranks of nobility in the Qin Dynasty, this is already the eighteenth rank.
The only ones who can rank above the Great Shuchang are Guannei Hou and Che Hou.
The old fellow Little Evil Spirit actually worked in the Central Plains, and it seems that he worked very hard.
Just as Donton was daydreaming, the little evil spirit crossed his legs and waved to Odin carelessly.
“Odin, where are your fruits, your wine and meat, what are you waiting for here?
Hurry up and serve the food, there’s nothing to talk about without wine and food, it’s rare for us to sit together for a meeting, you have to take me to eat something good?
Oh, by the way, sister Gu Yi, sister Wu Fengji, long time no see, haha.
Seeing that you are all very energetic, I am also happy for you, why don’t we talk about what we should drink next?
Beer or white wine?”
“Ah?”
Wu Fengji was a little stunned by the little evil spirit. Although it was the third time she had seen the old senior Xiao Evil Spirit, it was the first time she saw the old senior so lively.
Beside Wu Fengji, Gu Yi quickly raised his palm and said.
“I’ll drink tea.”
“Drinking tea is good, drinking tea is healthy, so give me some white wine, first 40 kilograms.”
The little evil spirit nodded to Gu Yi, and then asked Donton.
“How about you, fellow, beer and white wine?
By the way, what era did you debut in, Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming or Qing?
It can’t be before this, but I haven’t heard of you when I was an official.
Also, what’s the matter with your stick? Why does it look so much like the Ruyi Jingu Bang, and even the words on the stick are Ruyi Jingu Bang?
You robbed the heaven? Robbed that monkey smash? You are quite fierce, little brother!”
Just as the little evil spirit was excitedly chatting, more maids nervously brought wine and dishes.
Frigga waved her hand and a long table appeared in front of everyone.
Although Asgard’s dishes are beautiful, there is no dining etiquette on their dining table.
Or rather, their dining etiquette is the word wild.
Seeing the wine and food coming up, the little evil spirit who had long known the rules of Asgard directly picked up two huge warhammer bull legs.
After biting one of the warhammer bull legs hard, he threw the other one to Donton.
“What happened just now is really embarrassing.
Brother, you know that it’s not easy for me. I have a mountain cat beast in my head, and I can’t control it at any time.
In theory, men like us who eat a lot of wine and meat can become sworn brothers when we get together.
But this evil spirit in my body has ruined our friendship. Damn it, I’ll drink first to show my respect!”
After the voice fell, the little evil spirit freed one hand to pick up the wine jar and drank it down in one gulp.
Accompanied by the sound of wine rushing into the little evil spirit’s stomach, Donton picked up the beef leg and took a bite with a smile.
Asgard chefs have excellent skills, and the beef leg without any additives in their hands is naturally mellow. After being cooked by the top chef of Asgard, it is so soft and fresh. Donton ate it with great satisfaction.
After swallowing nearly five pounds of Warhammer beef leg in three or two mouthfuls, Donton raised the wine jar and saluted the little evil spirit from a distance.
“It’s just a small matter, nothing to worry about, we can say that we didn’t know each other until we fought.”
“Brother, I’ll drink it, you can do whatever you want.”
The little evil spirit put down the empty wine barrel and burped beautifully.
Then, he took out a box of Camel from the pocket of his beach shorts, twisted out a cigarette and threw it to Donton.
“Come on, brother, smoke, smoke, and then you can listen to Odin’s story.”
“No problem, tut tut, no problem.”
Tonton held the little evil spirit’s cigarette and couldn’t help but glance at the little evil spirit again.
He was sure that the little evil spirit had really learned this little thing from Zhongyuan!