American TV series Detective's Daily Life - Chapter 622
c621 OMG! Chandler forever!
G~! Chandler forever!
In a high-end restaurant.
Chuck and Captain Bald found this ‘slave’ named Brian.
“If my dad saw my picture in the newspaper, he would be so angry that he would have a stroke and die!”
As soon as the slave Brian heard what was going on, he led the two of them to a corner where there was no one around, and whispered nervously.
“This is indeed much worse than dying immediately!” Chuck nodded straightforwardly.
“…” Slave Brian looked at Chuck speechlessly.
“He was talking about another case…well, this case is similar!” the bald captain explained, and then complained.
“Isn’t this the suffocating happiness you are playing for?”
“Oh oh oh!” Brian quickly raised his hand to stop the bald captain from continuing, and defended: “That’s Victor! I’m not that kind of person!”
“Aren’t you?” the bald captain grinned and mocked: “Are the photos we saw fake? Tell us everything you know! Solve the case early and pay less attention to prevent the pictures from being leaked, filial child~”
“He liked the leather jacket I wore very much.” Slave Brian could only recall honestly.
“Then…he asked me if I wanted to take artistic photos. I was a little tempted, but for some reason I didn’t trust him, so I didn’t go with him. It’s that simple!”
“Your dad will definitely be very happy when he hears it~” the bald captain mocked: “Let me explain it. There is a man who wants to ask you out. He published photos of people hanging by chains. You are very tempted, but Just because you don’t trust him very much, so you didn’t go?”
“Yes.” Slave Brian nodded matter-of-factly. He also noticed the bald captain’s contempt and tried to explain his behavior.
“This is the pursuit of excitement and stimulation! It’s actually a bit like you!
When chasing a thief into a dark alley, he may have a knife or a gun. You don’t know what will happen next.
Don’t tell me, none of you police officers like that adrenaline rush? ”
“What did you say?” the bald captain was furious and grabbed his neck: “In order to protect the people and maintain public order, we risked our lives to chase the thieves into dark alleys.
You actually compare your perverted behavior of seeking death with us? !
How dare you! ! ! ”
“Let go!” Chuck reminded.
“Why?” The bald captain looked over unhappily: “Do you think he is right?”
“You are just letting him enjoy it.” Chuck said expressionlessly: “If you want to, please continue! But it’s best to get a room!”
“…” Only then did the bald captain realize the slave nature of Brian. He let go of his hand in disgust and disgust. The thought of it becoming Brian’s fantasy made him feel bad.
“And he’s right.” Chuck continued to say straightforwardly: “Although you are a representative figure of justice among the police, there are also many scum and perverts. Don’t tell me you don’t know anything?”
“Go away!” The bald captain asked the slave Brian to leave, and then said to Chuck: “Okay, you’d better just tell me what hell joke you have prepared for me, right?”
Seeing that he couldn’t wait any longer, Chuck didn’t refuse and dialed a number directly.
“This is the daughter of the deceased and his first wife!”
After the call was connected, the bald captain introduced the situation, but was directly interrupted by the deceased’s daughter: “It is impossible for my father to commit suicide!”
“Why?” The bald captain suddenly had an ominous premonition in his heart: “Did you hear what I said?”
“I know!” the deceased’s daughter said on the other end of the phone: “I have known since I was a child that he was bisexual! Everyone who knows him knows this!
I used to be very concerned about this matter, and I had a very bad relationship with him, and we haven’t had any contact with him for so many years.
Until I saw a talk show in Las Vegas.
Chandler Bing’s talk show!
Very popular!
do you know?
I realized that I was in a very similar situation to Chandler Bing!
Not exactly the same, but highly similar.
Of course I’m much happier than Chandler Bing.
At least after my father completely let go of himself, he didn’t compete with my mother for the love of the maid…
Moreover, after my father left completely, my mother did not write Liu Beiwen, nor did she indulge herself and ignore me. ”
“We know Chandler Bing!” the bald captain interrupted annoyingly: “My ears are almost ringing from his stories!
And next to me is Detective Chuck!
If you really like Chandler Bing, you should know who I’m talking about! ”
His former good partner Randy was a natural idiot. When he met Chandler, they were both natural and self-deprecating, and they instantly became good friends.
In a similar situation, there is a troublesome police detective!
The three of them are simply the best circle of friends to have fun with.
The intimacy was so intense that it was unbearable.
Especially him!
Now Randy has followed Chuck to the west coast to escape the wildfire pollution on the east coast, and he always mentions Chandler Bing, his good friend.
Of course, he, his old partner and now an old bachelor, felt disgusted, sad, and envious.
It’s okay if he can’t compare to Randy in marriage.
After all, he is much older than Randy.
No one is sure that in a few years, Randy’s marriage will not have the same problems as he did back then.
After all, he once had a happy marriage.
But he was very envious of the serious friendships he had with good friends like Chandler Bing and Detective Shenfan.
Because love is unpredictable, but true friendship can be maintained to the greatest extent.
That is the most genuine congeniality of interest.
Originally, they had deliberately blocked out the ‘showing off’ of their old partner Randy, but who would have thought that even if they were working on a case, they wouldn’t be able to hide their innocence.
I actually heard this Chandler Bing again from the mouth of the deceased’s daughter!
The funniest and funniest Chandler Bing!
How can he not be tired of it?
“O~M~G~!” As soon as the deceased’s daughter spoke, it was immediately known that she was definitely a big fan of Chandler Bing.
God, this mouthful tastes so strong.
Chandler learned it from his ex-girlfriend Janice, and many fans picked it up and subconsciously imitated it.
Because his influence is growing.
There was even a funny scene where fans of the pirated version of ‘O~M~G~!’ met the original ‘O~M~G~!’ Janice, competing to see who was more shocked by the original.
“Detective Chuck? Chandler’s best friend!”
“This should be recorded for Randy and the others to listen to!” the bald captain complained maliciously.
“Say that!” Chuck said to the deceased’s daughter on the other end of the phone.
“What did you say?” The deceased’s daughter was stunned.
“Why do you think your father will never commit suicide!” Chuck looked at the bald captain expressionlessly.
“Because my father is a Catholic!” the deceased’s daughter said matter-of-factly.
“No!” The bald captain covered his face in pain before the deceased’s daughter could tell the truth.
He knew that Detective Chuck’s jokes from hell would never be absent!
And it’s absolutely hellish!
He has always been proud of his Catholic identity, and regards these perverts as garbage destined for hell, and is not willing to help the deceased to investigate the case and seek justice.
The reason was told to Chuck before, he is a Catholic!
But now he discovered that this perverted garbage in his mouth was actually the same Catholic…
“What’s so strange?” Chuck hung up the phone on the deceased’s daughter and said straightforwardly: “Don’t you rarely hear the story of the priest and the little boy? I can give you more detailed data.”
“No! No! No!” The bald captain didn’t dare to let Chuck continue. He refused repeatedly and covered his ears to express great resistance.
It’s not that he doesn’t know.
He just doesn’t want to know!
He must not listen to this!
Otherwise, his faith will collapse instantly!
“That’s it for today.” Chuck glanced at him and turned to leave.
The bald captain breathed a sigh of relief and immediately agreed.
After they separated, Chuck drove back to Orange County.
On the road.
Chuck dialed Chandler’s video call.
“What a surprise, look who takes the initiative to start a video call with me?” As soon as the video call was opened, Chandler’s classic exaggerated smile appeared.
“Detective Chuck! What’s going on? Wait! Am I going to die? I know it! I always said that I would be the first person to die in our circle of friends!
Is it finally coming true now?
Have you come to say goodbye to me?
So touching!
The person you love most is by your side, and your best friend is across from you.
Although it is opposite the video.
But I am also satisfied.
It was ten thousand times better than the lonely death I expected with Mr. Harker downstairs!
Why are not you talking?
no?
O~M~G~!
Don’t tell me that we are finally going to reach the point where ‘you call me brother and I call you dad’~”
“Are you on drugs?” Chuck looked at him expressionlessly.
“I didn’t!” On the other side of the video, Chandler quickly denied it and moved his face closer to the camera.
“You are Detective Chuck! You can tell by looking at my pupils whether I have taken drugs! Besides, as your friend, who dares to take drugs?
Wouldn’t that make you feel uncomfortable?
Ross just said a few weird words, and you were so angry that he almost quit your circle of friends.
Among us old friends, who dares to think of your expressionless face? ”
At this point, he suddenly realized something was wrong: “No, why should I explain it to you? This is Las Vegas!
Whatever you do is reasonable!
You don’t want to be my dad, so why are you talking about me? ”
“Have you tried to commit suicide recently?” Chuck continued to look at him expressionlessly.
“What are you referring to? Seducing the daughter of a big boss here?” Chandler joked: “That was Joey’s doing, it has nothing to do with me! I think for your sake, even if these big guys want to kill people to vent their anger, , they will only look for Joey, not me, right?”
“What are you talking about? I think I heard my name!” Joey’s voice came faintly from the other end of the video call.
“It’s Chuck’s dad~!” Chandler turned and shouted out of the camera: “He’s here to check his bed! Come here quickly! Dress normally! Don’t let him show a strange look to us~ Wait! I forgot , no need to bother, he only has a blank face, no strange look~”
“Hahaha!” With loud laughter, Joey’s face came into the camera and he waved happily to Chuck: “Hey, Chuck! Why are you driving alone? Where’s Monica?”
“And Rachel~” Chandler immediately chimed in and teased: “I’m afraid there’s also Phoebe~ Our group of old friends, all the women are almost covered by you!”
“I have a case in Los Angeles, go back now!” Chuck looked at the two of them, confirmed that Joey was not taking drugs, and nodded.
More than two months ago, Joey flew to the West Coast with Chuck.
At first I was in Los Angeles and wanted to work in Hollywood.
But so many handsome young people can only work as waiters in restaurants. In the reality of longing for fame and everything, and doing the most menial jobs, they gradually become abnormal.
Just like the slave Brian just now.
His handsomeness is not much worse than Joey’s. Wasn’t he almost tricked into filming something where he was hung upside down by a chain and suffocated by his dreams?
The most important thing in Los Angeles is handsome men and beautiful women.
Seeing that there was no improvement, Joey ran to Las Vegas to play, and accidentally discovered that his friend Chandler’s career was getting bigger and bigger.
That’s right!
He also knew beforehand that Chandler was on fire.
But this time I went to Las Vegas and saw so many staff surrounding Chandler, working for Chandler.
He finally realized that Chandler was really a star!
It is far more popular and longer-lasting than when he was Al Pacino’s butt and the handsome doctor in the TV series who became popular at his peak!
Anyway, he didn’t have a chance to audition, so he stayed there, and then was pulled on stage by Chandler to cooperate with the talk show.
The two of them are old partners, and the comedy effect of getting together is, of course, needless to mention.
No trace of performance at all!
It’s all natural and funny!
This kind of effect of one plus one is greater than two. Naturally, Chandler’s agent was very tempted and suggested that Joey be considered a permanent resident and receive a salary.
Of course Chandler had no problem with it and gave him the highest price the agent allowed!
Of course Joey was also very moved.
Two old gay friends who were lying on the couch together and watching beautiful beach beauties jumping on TV finally got back together after walking out of the apartment.
And this time, let’s work hard together!
With Chuck watching, there will be no possibility of conflicts of interest between them, and they will only have the joy of having good friends by their side and making progress together.
“By the way, why did you contact us suddenly?” Joey asked curiously after greetings.
“Joey, I might be dying~” Chandler said funnyly, pretending to be sad.
“As long as you don’t take drugs, don’t settle in Los Angeles, and don’t take a bath in the bathtub, I guarantee you won’t die!” Chuck looked at him expressionlessly.
“Why can’t we settle in Los Angeles?”
“Why can’t you take a bath in the bathtub?”
Chandler and Joey asked.
Neither of them had any qualms about not taking drugs.
Everyone knows that this is a must to be a good friend of Chuck.
“Because you can’t control it!” Chuck didn’t say much.
“Okay.” Chandler didn’t think much about it: “No kidding, seriously, why did you contact me suddenly? It’s better to make it clear while we are still driving. I don’t want people to misunderstand~”
“Hey hey hey.” Joey understood and laughed beside him.
“Because of the case I handled today!” Seeing them like this, Chuck told the story of an artist who played too much and suffocated to death.
“…” Chandler’s mouth twitched.
Okay!
When you see such a person and such a way of death, why do you think of him immediately?
He also said he didn’t have a father’s mentality!
I am so afraid that he will take a detour and get himself killed…
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