American TV series World Rescue - Chapter 165
c165 The greening here is pretty good.
California.
Pasadena.
“Ha~”
Under the pursuit and interception of police officer Du Jun and his colleagues, the Mercedes-Benz was stopped, and the driver of the Mercedes-Benz, who was stuttering, was asked to take an alcohol test.
“I’m not drunk at all!”
“So you still drank?”
Du Jun, the co-police officer of Cai Feng Experience, said with a cold face: “Drinking and driving means drunk driving! Just stand there and don’t move!”
Seeing the Mercedes-Benz driver drunkenly jumping on him, senior brother Du Jun took a step back, handed the Mercedes-Benz driver to his colleagues, and walked to Lu Zhanbo and Lin Wanyu who were standing on the roadside.
“He has really been drinking, do you really think he stutters?”
“Little sister, call me!”
Over there, the driver of the Mercedes-Benz who was dragged to the police car by the assisting police revealed his thoughts, waved to Lin Wanyu and smiled.
“Little sister?”
Senior Brother Du Jun came online instantly and looked at Lin Wanyu critically. Seeing that she was pure and sunny and well-dressed, she didn’t look like a little girl at all. He looked at the wedding car again, and his sharp eyes became gentle again.
“It’s trendy. I say you young people, you don’t want to ride in a Mercedes-Benz when you get married. You have to ride on a tractor. And you even hired a drunkard to be the driver. The drunkard even treats the bride as his little sister. You’re going to die!”
“we are not……”
Lu Zhanbo glanced at Lin Wanyu shyly. Just as he was about to explain that they were not newlyweds, he was interrupted by senior brother Du Jun.
“Don’t explain! For the sake of your big day, I won’t take you back to take notes. Can you drive?”
“Yes, but this car is not mine…”
After Lu Zhanbo finished speaking, he glanced at Lin Wanyu.
“I can drive a go-kart!”
Lin Wanyu thought she was asking her if she knew how to drive, so she quickly said with a smile.
Compared with life before, everything today is so interesting!
“Well, I’ll drive you there, and then I’ll take the car back and deal with it with the drunk driver!”
Senior Brother Du Jun looked at the two of them and realized that one of them was stupid and the other was stunned, and neither of them could be reassuring. He activated his kindness and prepared to drive them off in person.
“thanks, thanks!”
“Thank you, uncle!”
“…”
Hearing Lin Wanyu’s name, Senior Brother Du Jun felt bad!
Uncle?
Although he is a single father, he is only thirty years old, so why is he an uncle? !
But the professional ethics is there. As a co-police officer, it is not easy to fall out with Lin Wanyu. I can only sit in the driver’s seat with a dark face. I immediately turn the rearview mirror and look at myself. Well, my skin is a little dark and a little vicissitudes of life. , but this is due to the recent experience of life in Cai Feng, which is not at all his usual level!
Believe it or not, after the interview is over, he will go into seclusion for a few months and make you a little baby in minutes?
Uncle?
Senior Brother Du Jun thought bitterly, adjusted the position of the rearview mirror, put on his seat belt, and asked with a cold face: “Where are you going?”
“Love Apartments!”
Lin Wanyu said it immediately.
When she thought about it, her senior brother Du Jun was a policeman. He must know more than Lu Zhanbo. He might know where the love apartment is. If he really knew, it would be perfect. This is exactly the same as knowing the address and taking a taxi!
“address?”
It’s a pity that senior brother Du Jun doesn’t know where the love apartment is. After all, he is not the protagonist…
“Officer, go to my sister.”
Lu Zhanbo noticed that there was something wrong with Lin Wanyu’s answer, so he quickly came over and explained to senior brother Du Jun in a low voice: “She has a bad mind, so don’t listen to her.”
After saying that, he shrank back and looked out the window happily, applauding his wit in his heart, but he didn’t know that Lin Wanyu and senior brother Du Jun were looking at him like a fool.
“call……”
Senior Brother Du Jun watched for a few seconds and saw that Lu Zhanbo had no reaction at all. His heart suddenly started to churn. He took a deep breath and suppressed the water-breaking soul in his body. However, he couldn’t stand such a weirdo like Lu Zhanbo. He closed his eyes and shouted: “I said address!!”
“oh oh!”
Lu Zhanbo was startled, and then he realized that he and Lin Wanyu were actually the same. Neither of them gave an address that people on earth could understand…
In the other apartment.
“Yes, that’s right! The red carpet is 80 meters!”
Hu Yifei, dressed in bright red, walked up and down with a walkie-talkie and shouted: “How did it happen that I’m five meters short of me? Isn’t this boss too wicked? The price of pork has increased, and the carpet has also come to follow me. Two? Their carpets are not made of pigskin, right? Notify the lawyer, I will sue him!
What? Don’t have money for a lawyer? Then look for Zhang Wei! No matter how frustrated he is, he is still a top student in the law school! Afraid of not winning? You tell him, if he loses, I will promote him and the carpet boss! anymore question? ! ”
Naturally, Nuonuo was speechless over there. Hu Yifei immediately released the intercom button. There was already a guy in yellow next to him who handed over a courier receipt form with a flattering look on his face: “Sister Fei, come and sign the flower basket you ordered!”
“Where’s the flower basket?”
Hu Yifei asked casually, but when she turned around, she was almost hit by the flower basket, and her eyebrows suddenly stood up in anger: “Please! This is the payment address, not the delivery address. Why are you still hanging here? Send it to the lawn downstairs!” go go go!”
“Yes Yes!”
The boy in yellow and the flower delivery boy ran away immediately.
“Who are they? They are not professional at all!”
Hu Yifei complained, turned around and glanced at everyone who was making various preparations, and reminded: “Everyone, hurry up, props department, catering department, scenery department, security department, and that, I don’t know what department, in ten minutes Go to the headquarters for a meeting, over!”
After saying that, I felt a little hungry, so I grabbed a piece of food to eat. After taking a bite, I realized that it was bread that I was going to use later. I looked around and saw that no one had noticed, so I quickly put it back and took the bread that hit my mouth. He swallowed it and then shouted: “Tony, has my takeaway arrived?”
Wedding preparations are inherently tedious and are usually left to professional companies!
Because Hu Yifei was Tian Erniu’s best friend, she felt that no professional company knew what Tian Erniu really needed, so she took over the job.
After saying goodbye to Owen last night, she went back and received another call from her good brother, which made her feel so angry that she couldn’t let it out. She also thought about getting up early to prepare for the wedding today, so she simply didn’t sleep at all, relying on her strength. She is so busy that she has to ask about everything. She is so busy that she doesn’t even have time to drink a sip of water!
At this moment, she was already thirsty and hungry, but the takeaway she asked her subordinates to order never arrived, which made her deeply angry at their incompetence. If today was not Tian Erniu’s big day, she would have let them know what to do. It’s violence!
“The takeaway will be here soon!”
His subordinate Tony replied for the nth time.
Hu Yifei rolled her eyes and felt her feet go weak. She used her arms to support the sofa so as not to fall down.
“Sister Fei, Happy Bear is here!”
“Come here, let me take a look.”
Hu Yifei sat on the sofa and watched the tool bear come over wearing a bear coat. She looked carefully and asked the tool bear to play a few poses. After a few words of guidance, he asked the tool bear to get off and warm up.
Before she could take a breath, the intercom rang again.
“What? The carpet isn’t long enough?”
Hu Yifei exploded when she heard this. She stood up and shouted into the intercom: “Let him sew up his red underpants to make up the five meters! What should I do if it’s still not enough? Well~ Then I will go there in person and talk to him. You guys should discuss voluntarily donating blood and dyeing your pants red~”
The first words just made the subordinates obey, but the sudden change in the gentle tune later made the subordinates shudder. Each one said that they were determined to complete the mission to the death and would never trouble her again!
Within the community.
“If you were a firebird, please burn me, burn me~”
Zeng Xiaoxian, who had just returned from the night shift, was walking and jumping, holding his palms in the shape of wheat, and was in a good mood.
Last night’s episode of the program has skyrocketed in listening ratings since Owen’s hotline started, directly breaking the highest record since he hosted it. Although it cannot be said that he has become famous, he feels that this is a turning point in his life and career!
“Xiao Xian, you are in a good mood!”
At this time, a familiar voice sounded next to him, making Zeng Xiaoxian tremble subconsciously. Looking for the sound, he saw a stylish fat man standing there and looking at him with a smile.
“Doctor Ouyang, why are you here?”
Zeng Xiaoxian looked around and said his tooth hurt.
“Why can’t I be here?”
Dr. Ouyang had a shy belly and smiled like Maitreya Buddha. He could tell Zeng Xiaoxian’s thoughts at a glance, but he and Zeng Xiaoxian were old acquaintances and didn’t mind teasing him, so he smiled and said, “Xiaoxian, how are you doing lately?”
“I’m fine! Very fine!”
Zeng Xiaoxian said quickly.
“To emphasize too much is to hide it, Xiaoxian, hasn’t your problem been solved yet?”
Dr. Ouyang said with a smile: “You can come to my place if you have time. The annual membership time you applied for has not been used up yet!”
“No need! I’ve been fine for a long time, no need!”
Zeng Xiaoxian strongly denied it, and then changed the subject and said, “Dr. Ouyang, you didn’t come here specifically to talk to me about annual membership, right?”
“of course not!”
Dr. Ouyang shook his head.
“I knew it wasn’t!”
Zeng Xiaoxian complained in a low voice: “I have already paid the money, and I won’t let you refund it. If I don’t go, it will save you time and make you more money!”
“You can’t say that!”
Dr. Ouyang answered: “I charge for my livelihood, but do you think I only care about money? In your eyes, am I a bad person who only cares about money and has no professional ethics and does not care about the patient’s health?”
“Dr. Ouyang, that’s not what I meant…”
Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly felt embarrassed, and was afraid that Dr. Ouyang would speak too loudly and that others would hear that he had seen a psychiatrist, which would damage his reputation as a well-known emotional radio host. He quickly said with a smile: “Doctor Ouyang, I I know you’re not that kind of person!”
“hehe.”
Dr. Ouyang smiled with satisfaction, and the villain in his heart laughed wildly: “Of course I am that kind of person!”
He didn’t want to think so, but the middle-aged man couldn’t afford to be hurt! When I was young, I didn’t know how to cherish it. Now that I am middle-aged, when faced with a 18-year-old wife, I often feel overwhelmed and unable to do anything.
He is a psychiatrist and has seen countless people, including Zeng Xiaoxian, suffer from depression caused by cuckoldry. He doesn’t want to end up seeing another psychiatrist himself.
But if the eighteen-year-old wife wants to have it, I really can’t do it! what to do? Fortunately, he still has an ultimate trick to deal with Kaname, and that is to buy, buy, buy!
Turn the attention of the 18-year-old wife from killing him with a sword at her waist to shopping, a woman’s ultimate hobby!
This trick really worked. Whenever he was full of ambition but not strong enough, his wife would not let him go. The relationship between the couple was harmonious and harmonious, without any hint of greenness…
It’s a pity that this trick has great benefits, but it also has disadvantages, that is, it’s too damn expensive!
Even if he is a psychiatrist, high-income people are gradually unable to bear it!
But facing an eighteen-year-old wife, it’s either a waste of money or a waste of money!
He had no choice at all!
We can only work hard to make money, no, we even provide door-to-door services!
Recently, his 18-year-old wife fell in love with the latest model of Mini Cooper, and asked him for it with a coquettish look on her face. He had no choice but to agree first, but after working hard for more than a month, the money was still not enough.
Now that he meets the former annual member user, how can he not care about Zeng Xiaoxian’s psychological problems?
Of course, in terms of appearance, it was his professional habit to care about the patient’s recovery, but he couldn’t see the villain in his heart.
Hey, why do I feel like I’m a little perverted? No wonder many perverts are psychiatrists. I won’t become like that…
“Hehehe~”
Of course Zeng Xiaoxian didn’t know Dr. Ouyang’s psychological activities. When Dr. Ouyang smiled, he could only laugh with his most classic laugh: “Doctor Ouyang, do you live here too?”
“No, I came to see a patient. He was just like you because of…”
“Da da da!”
Zeng Xiaoxian quickly interrupted with a shout: “Just tell the truth. Don’t use me as an example. I used to be your patient, but I am no longer a patient now. You should keep my secret, okay?”
“clear!”
Doctor Ouyang smiled and said, “You live here too?”
“Um.”
Zeng Xiaoxian nodded: “I have lived here for almost three years.”
“Oh I got it.”
Dr. Ouyang smiled and said: “The greening here is really good~”
“…”
Zeng Xiaoxian glanced at Dr. Ouyang, not sure whether he meant that, so he could only smile awkwardly and said: “Doctor Ouyang, I have something else to do, let’s talk next time!”
“Okay, you are welcome to come back anytime!”
Dr. Ouyang’s words made Zeng Xiaoxian’s mouth twitch again, and he ran away quickly. After running for a while, he turned around and saw Dr. Ouyang still standing there looking at him with a smile. His whole body suddenly felt bad…
“Unexpected, unexpected, I am no longer who I used to be. I am now a famous radio host. I am a good man. I am Zeng Xiaoxian. My career has reached a turning point and my life will be radiant again. This time , definitely not green!”
While cheering himself up, Zeng Xiaoxian ducked into the apartment, came to 3601, and pressed the doorbell.
Ding dong!
The doorbell rings.
“Ah! My takeaway is here!”
In the apartment, Hu Yifei ran over in surprise, opened the door and saw that it was Zeng Xiaoxian. The smile on her face froze, and she ignored Zeng Xiaoxian’s greetings to her. She sighed and closed the door directly: “Ah! It’s not me yet. Takeaway!”
“…”
Outside the door, Zeng Xiaoxian’s good mood because of last night’s success disappeared. He pushed the door directly and went in. Thinking of Hu Yifei’s fighting power, he suppressed his anger and said in a consultative tone: “Comrade Hu Yifei, I have something to tell you!”
“Speak quickly, don’t you see I’m busy here!”
Hu Yifei didn’t even look at him. It wasn’t that she hated him, but that she knew the purpose of his coming!
Want to share the rights of being the chief director of her wedding?
I want to eat shit!
“I hope you can have a little sense of teamwork when commanding?”
Zeng Xiaoxian tried his best to restrain his discomfort.
“I don’t understand you.”
Hu Yifei pretended not to know: “My team is very good and organized!”
“And by team, I mean the other members involved in planning and organizing this wedding!”
Zeng Xiaoxian said word by word.
“For example?”
Hu Yifei still pretended not to know.
“For example, me!!”
Zeng Xiaoxian couldn’t help it any longer. He opened his hands in a classic Titanic pose and showed himself in front of Hu Yifei.
Everyone looked over.
“Oh~”
Seeing this, Hu Yifei could no longer pretend not to see it, so she could only smile perfunctorily: “You are the host. When I finish my work here, I will have a meeting with you!”
“I want to emphasize that I am the host, not the announcer!”
Zeng Xiaoxian explained.
“What’s the difference?”
“Of course there is a difference!”
Zeng Xiaoxian couldn’t help it anymore and raised his voice again: “I think the groom appointed me to be the host because he hopes that I will control the entire wedding process!”
“oh?”
Seeing that Zeng Xiaoxian really wanted to seize power, Hu Yifei couldn’t turn a blind eye. She stood up and responded directly: “I think the bride appointed me to be the chief director of this wedding because she wants me to control everything at the scene, including the host!”
“Okay, okay, let’s not talk about this first.”
Zeng Xiaoxian was not tall to begin with. When faced with Hu Yifei, who stood up and looked taller than him in high heels, he subconsciously took a step back, his momentum weakened, and he gave in: “Since you have read my speech and My plans, why are you still…”
Having said this, looking at Hu Yifei with an innocent face, Zeng Xiaoxian finally reacted: “You haven’t seen it yet, right?”
“Who says I haven’t seen it?”
Hu Yifei curled her lips and said: “I just think your plan is not very suitable for this wedding. What kind of weird plan was written by a strange uncle? The other side is not the other side, and the West is not the West!”
“The combination of Chinese and Western styles is a natural fit!”
Zeng Xiaoxian exclaimed exaggeratedly.
“What a perfect combination of China and the West! It’s either the other side or the West!”
Hu Yifei scolded: “Don’t do anything inappropriate!”
“The groom is my roommate who I live with all the time in college. I can’t let his wedding have any regrets!”
Zeng Xiaoxian shouted.
“No regrets?”
Hu Yifei sneered: “It violates the bride’s intention. Are you sure the groom will not have any regrets?”
“…”
Zeng Xiaoxian hesitated and didn’t dare to answer the call. Otherwise, the bride would go crazy and make a big fuss about the wedding, or she might go find the groom’s brother-in-law to relieve her stress, which would be troublesome.
“That means I don’t need to host it anymore?”
“How can this be done~”
Hu Yifei smiled and said: “At least you can announce the curtain during the warm-up show.”
Zeng Xiaoxian felt a pain in his chest. Has he, a well-known radio host, been reduced to the level of an announcer? He is not a beautiful host on an educational radio station. Under any circumstances, even in a cool state where the audience gasps for air, he can still broadcast the news at the same speed as before…
“As a director, you should consider every guest’s feelings!”
“I invited all the guests!”
“I want to invite you too!”
Zeng Xiaoxian said this with some pride: “I have already advertised it on the show. My best brother is getting married, and there will be many fans coming to support him!”
“The names of their fans are so nice, corn, jelly! The name of a certain fan’s pickles is so shabby that it makes me want to cry!”
Hu Yifei sneered: “Besides, are you sure your pickles will really come? Will the person who doesn’t come ask you to pay for his load-bearing wall?”
“…”
The corner of Zeng Xiaoxian’s mouth twitched, and then his eyebrows moved, twitching. He touched his chin and said with a proud smile: “Oh~ It seems that someone is listening to my program too~”
“Yeah, if I hadn’t happened to hear it last night, I wouldn’t have known your show was so funny!”
Hu Yifei did not deny it, and mocked: “You are very skilled in using that noise escape!”
“Those were accidents!”
Zeng Xiaoxian waved his hand and said: “Since you have listened to my show, you should know that even many legendary figures are my fans! Maybe, they will also come to support me!”
“You are right, but are you sure he is here for you?”
“What’s the meaning?”
Zeng Xiaoxian was shocked, and suddenly there was an ominous premonition in his heart. His head was heavy, and the scene when he met Dr. Ouyang flashed inexplicably in his mind, especially when Dr. Ouyang stood there motionless in the end, smiling at him who looked back…
Your greening is really good…
No way!
I wouldn’t be so unlucky!
Why did I think of this?
I’ve come out of Laura’s shadow! I’m fine now, and I’m about to reach a turning point in my life and career, but why am I so panicked? Why…