American TV series World Rescue - Chapter 174

c174 It is impossible to halve

California.

Pasadena.

Wedding scene.

“ladies and folks…”

Lu Ziqiao was standing on the stage, presiding over the newlywed ceremony with his ‘standard English’ that would make a famous radio host envious. Suddenly, there was a chill behind him, and he shouted in his heart: “There is murderous intent!”

After scanning the surroundings, he found Hu Yifei glaring at him with a knife-like look. She sneered and quickly switched back to her true standard English accent, complaining in her heart: “You have no sense of humor!”

“Damn! This bastard really became a priest!”

In the audience, Chen Meijia curled her lips and said.

“Wang Tiezhu, are you willing to marry Tian Erniu…”

“I do!”

“Tian Erniu, are you willing to marry Wang Tiezhu as your wife…”

“I do!”

When it came to the oath-taking stage, with two “yeses”, Wang Tiezhu and Tian Erniu exchanged rings and embraced each other sweetly.

“Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu”

In the audience, Lin Wanyu wiped her tears with her hands and choked with sobs as she raised her head. Lu Zhanbo, a straight male terminally ill cancer patient watching on the side, was confused and couldn’t help but ask: “Do you know them?”

“no……”

Lin Wanyu rolled her eyes at Lu Zhanbo and choked up: “The difference between marriage is whether they love each other or not. They are in love. This is the difference. Don’t you see it?”

“Well……”

Lu Zhanbo frowned, looked at the sweet newlyweds in the stands, thought about it seriously, and muttered: “Is there anything special? I was also very sweet when I got married, but it doesn’t stop me from being attracted to my lesbian ex-wife now. Get rid of it?”

“Spoiler!”

Lin Wanyu was too lazy to pay attention to Lu Zhanbo.

“Oh, brother~!”

On the side, Zhang Wei, who was designated by Hu Yifei to greet Lu Zhanbo, felt the same way and patted Lu Zhanbo on the shoulder.

“Viagra!”

Lu Zhanbo also noticed what Zhang Wei meant, looked at Zhang Wei with some emotion and shouted.

“…”

Zhang Wei twitched the corner of his mouth and said with a sneer: “Don’t call me that, I’m not necessarily older than you, just call me Zhang Wei!”

“oh!”

Lu Zhanbo responded stupidly.

“After the wedding, we brothers will get together. I believe we will have a lot to talk about!”

Zhang Wei sighed.

“Yes!”

Lu Zhanbo nodded heavily, speaking without thinking: “As soon as my sister briefly introduced your experience, I really wanted to ask for advice! You must give me more advice. I still feel uncomfortable thinking about Carol!”

“…”

Zhang Wei was speechless.

mmp!

As long as you feel uncomfortable, why don’t I feel uncomfortable? Still asking me for advice? Is this what people say? At most we can discuss it with each other!

“…Our apartment will be called Love Apartment from now on. What do you think?”

“Wow!”

“Bah bang bang!”

As the groom and community developer Wang Tiezhu spoke, strange screams and applause broke out. The wedding ceremony ended and entered the formal banquet stage. At this time, people like Chen Meijia, who cheated on food and drinks, Of course the tourists dispersed!

In this time and space, because the love apartment is located in the open-minded United States, it is similar to a couple moving in. The rent is halved, and the discounts of free water and electricity are not mentioned at all!

Because once this discount is available, the love apartment can turn into a cannon apartment in minutes. Couples who are not lovers can live together because of this discount. They can wear cool clothes in the summer and benefit each other. Then there is the plot of the Fernando Valley next door, San Fernando. Valley is right next to Pasadena, it’s no joke…

“How’s it going? Is your level okay?”

After Lu Ziqiao came off the stage, he saw Chen Meijia standing there with some sadness, jumped over and shouted funny.

“He tui!”

Chen Meijia naturally pouted immediately: “This couple has a weird name and even weirder tastes. Are they willing to accept a part-time priest like you? If it were me, I would rather postpone the wedding than you!”

“Hmph! Then someone must marry you! Do you have one?”

Lu Ziqiao shot back unhappily.

“I am naturally beautiful and loved by everyone. As long as I want, I can stand on the wedding stage every minute, but I don’t want to!”

Chen Meijia showed no sign of weakness.

“Yes, you can stand on the stage in minutes…”

Lu Ziqiao nodded first, and then changed her voice: “Are you going to be a bridesmaid or a backup dancer?”

“you!”

Chen Meijia was furious, glanced at the handsome guy who came over, and immediately acted like a lady, and said gently and casually: “Ziqiao, it’s wrong of you to say that~ I won’t tell you now, I have something to do! Hi, Paul ~”

“Hi, Meijia~”

Handsome guy Paul smiled softly and said: “8 o’clock in the evening?”

“8pm!”

Chen Meijia responded “shyly and timidly”.

“Ouch! How disgusting!”

After handsome guy Paul left, Lu Ziqiao said disdainfully.

“You are jealous that Paul is more handsome than you!”

Chen Meijia clasped her hands together: “I think Paul is my rightful man!”

“Stop talking nonsense! He is just like me! You might as well come to me instead of him!”

Lu Ziqiao complained.

“He tui!”

Chen Meijia said: “Paul, are you the same? You are such a playboy, and now you want to win me back? Tell you, stop fantasizing! I’m going to get my hair done, and there will definitely be a romantic night!”

With that said, he left with cheerful steps.

“Damn! It’s just a proposal to have a reunion, so you think I want to win you back! You want romance after we’ve just met for less than a day? You are really more wasteful than me! You will suffer sooner or later! That guy is a bastard at first glance!”

Lu Ziqiao complained: “Forget it, there are many bridesmaids waiting for me tonight, I am too lazy to care about you!”

After saying that, he held up the Bible in his hand and left in a deep voice: “Dear fairies, this priest is here to help you with your salvation…”