American TV series World Rescue - Chapter 200
c200 pretend to be a man
California.
American version of love apartment.
“Pretending to be a man?”
Lin Wanyu was the most familiar with this aspect. She took it over and took a look: “A fashion magazine?”
“good eyesight!”
Zeng Xiaoxian gave a thumbs up: “This is the most high-end fashion magazine in the city. It’s so high-end that you can’t buy it if you have money. It’s limited to only 2,000 sets for the most fashionable men in the city. And I, your moon, my heart The famous emotional radio host is one of the 2,000 most fashionable men in the city, and he is not necessarily the 2,000th one!”
“So, what exactly do you want to say?”
Hu Yifei said speechlessly.
“It’s fashionable!”
Zeng Xiaoxian said: “Because of my program, I was invited to be at the forefront of fashion. How dare you call me a museum specimen?”
“Are you sure it’s because of the show?”
Owen looked amused.
“Well.”
Zeng Xiaoxian hesitated and said with a guilty conscience: “Of course, is there any other reason?”
“Gossip news, celebrity scandals, luxury sports cars, insider scandals, covering the latest news from New York and Paris, the world’s fashion capitals, is it a wise choice to keep abreast of the pulse of fashion?”
Lin Wanyu explained the connotation of fashion magazines in one sentence.
“Hey, have you seen it too?”
Zeng Xiaoxian was stunned for a moment, then suddenly realized: “Yes, you are the eldest lady of the Lin family, and you must be a limited reader of this kind of magazine!”
“no!”
Lin Wanyu shook his head: “I never read this kind of magazine!”
“Then how do you know?”
Zeng Xiaoxian was confused.
“The word boss is on the cover!”
Lin Wanyu pointed to the cover of the magazine: “Teacher Zeng, are you sure you have seen it?”
“I……”
Zeng Xiaoxian opened his mouth: “I have read a few…”
“How many?”
Hu Yifei keenly grasped the crux of the problem: “Do you have many magazines like this? How come we haven’t seen them before?”
“I usually tuck them under the bed. Recently, I accidentally discovered that my bed was 4 centimeters higher for no reason. Then I realized that I had accumulated too many magazines. I plan to donate all these magazines to the bar so that customers can pass the time!”
Zeng Xiaoxian said.
“Isn’t this the latest fashion?”
Hu Yifei mocked.
“Actually, it’s not bad, it’s all free anyway!”
Lin Wanyu said while flipping through the magazine.
“free?”
Zeng Xiaoxian couldn’t help complaining: “I won three free monthly issues, but after filling out a questionnaire, I was automatically upgraded to a membership inexplicably.
Ordinary members receive semi-monthly publications, gold members receive weekly publications, platinum members receive double publications a week, and I am a diamond member and receive three publications a week.
Moreover, the best specials are released on the 5th, 15th, and 25th of every month, and the Beast specials are released on the 10th, 20th, and 30th of every month. Extras and specials are also released on the birthdays of the editors of major and major programs. I have not read more than 500 books! ”
“Isn’t this going to cost a lot of money?”
Lu Zhanbo asked.
“Not much~”
After Zeng Xiaoxian vented his anger, he felt that he had lost face. He hurriedly tried to regain as much face as he could, and waved his hands in a pretentious manner: “It’s only a few hundred yuan a month!”
“Yo! It’s not much more than a few hundred yuan?”
Hu Yifei said in surprise: “Teacher Zeng, your salary and benefits are so good at your radio station?”
“It’s a joke, it’s a joke!”
Zeng Xiaoxian said, but his heart was bleeding, a few hundred yuan, still every month!
“A few hundred dollars is money!”
Lin Wanyu, who was looking for a job recently, had a deeper understanding of making money, and said with some distress: “Since you don’t even look at it, why don’t you just unsubscribe?”
“Unsubscribe? Haha!”
When Zeng Xiaoxian heard about his sad story, he lost all the dignity he had just saved and complained: “You think I haven’t tried it? It’s useless!
Their unsubscription line was automatically transferred to the reservation line, and the person who answered the phone was an Indian, and I couldn’t understand a word of English he spoke! ”
“Then you can go directly to the magazine to unsubscribe?”
Lin Wanyu was puzzled.
“Wanyu, you don’t know that some things are difficult for us men!”
Zeng Xiaoxian sighed.
“This is all a routine!”
Irving hit the nail on the head: “Men want to save face. I’m sure the front desks of magazines are all beautiful girls with sharp words. Let Teacher Zeng choose between losing a few hundred yuan a month or admitting in front of beautiful girls that he is not a high-end fashion person. Everyone knows Teacher Zeng’s choice!”
“Owen!”
Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Owen with emotion, these words spoke to his heart!
Ps: My grades are too bad, I can’t pretend anymore…