Civilization: The bacteria built me a god - Chapter 438
c447 Chapter: The Perfect Woman
Chapter 447 Perfect Woman
“Has he been sleeping peacefully here for a long time?” Xu Jingzhe asked softly.
“It’s been a long time.” When Banlie heard Xu Jingzhe asking himself, he couldn’t help but look back and said, “But he shouldn’t be very lonely.”
“Yes, he is not lonely because I often come here to stay with him.”
Xu Jingzhe stepped forward and stroked the statue with his fingers: “A gold coin, just to let me see this statue? It is indeed very ancient, and the person who carved it must be a master.”
“But I’m not a handicraft vendor.” Xu Jingzhe said in a deep voice.
“Of course, of course, you are an excellent warrior!” Banlie waved his hands repeatedly.
“Clang!”
The Tang sword and the metal scabbard made a metallic trembling sound, and the train was so frightened that cold sweat broke out all over its body.
However, the Tang Dao’s blade was not pointed at him. Xu Jingzhe had already turned around, and a flash of yellow flashed before his eyes.
“Okapu, come back!” Xingxing’s fleshy face was full of panic, and he ran out of the dark forest. Suddenly seeing two more people in front of him, Xingxing stopped abruptly. When he saw clearly who was standing, Xingxing opened his arms and ran faster with his bare feet, like a gust of wind: “Brother Jingzhe!”
“Aim~”
A fat orange cat licked its paws, jumped up from the other end, and pounced on Xu Jingzhe.
Xingxing ran into his arms, and Okapu climbed on his shoulders and rubbed it with his big furry head.
The train opened its mouth wide! How could she…she…this little thing know this place? !
Xu Jingzhe was tickled and couldn’t help laughing. For some reason, when he saw the stars, he wanted to laugh happily: “Xingxing, Xingxing, why are you here?”
Xu Jingzhe squatted down and looked at the stars. The fat orange cat jumped lightly from Xu Jingzhe’s shoulders. It was so agile that it fell on the stars’ shoulders like a leaf. One of its eyes was as green as after the rain, and the other was like a leaf. Like the blood-moon eyes on a scarlet night, they stared at Xu Jingzhe softly: “Meow meow~”
“Here.” Xingxing opened his arms and turned around in a circle: “This is my secret base. Grandpa, that old bastard, thought I was asleep, so he secretly went to the pub to find a young and beautiful woman.”
“I couldn’t sleep, so I had to come here.”
Xingxing turned his head and looked at the train standing there like a dull old hen: “Hey, small train, how is your shooting skills?”
Banlie scratched his head in embarrassment: “So, your shooting skills were also taught to you by this headless statue?”
Xingxing put his hands on his hips: “Of course, I will be defeated.”
Okapu claimed that his shooting skills were the third in Jerusalem, and yet he was defeated by Xingxing. This proved that Xingxing, who was only eight or nine years old, was one of the best in Jerusalem.
And all thanks to this headless statue? Xu Jingzhe touched the fat Okapu, looked at the statue seriously again, and asked puzzledly: “How…how can he teach you archery?”
The stars giggled, stopped Xu Jingzhe’s arm, and looked up at the sky: “The Milky Way stretches across the night sky, and Sagittarius descends mysteriously. This statue will echo it. As long as you stand in the radiance released by the statue, your archery skills will increase day by day.” ”
“Right, the poor snivelling little train.” Xingxing stuck out his tongue.
The train was embarrassed and asked curiously: “How do you know this place, and how did you get here safely through the black forest? You are only nine years old.”
“No, Xiaoban, he’s nine and a half years old.” Xingxing corrected, his silver teeth shining brightly: “Of course it’s Okapu, Okapu brought me here.”
“I also saw your sloppy appearance when you came here for the first time. You were scared to the point of peeing, weren’t you? Giggle, giggle…”
“Stop talking, stop talking.” Banlie was so ashamed.
“So, you just wanted to bring me here, not Star Square?” Xu Jingzhe looked at the train.
“Yes, distinguished guest, when you showed up in the Holy City with this exquisite Tang…Tang sword and spent a lot of money, I knew that you would be attracted by your powerful shooting skills. However, what I am more curious about is You seem to be looking for someone, a woman?”
“I think he must be very beautiful and unique.” Banlie finally asked what he wanted to ask: “It can be seen that you did not find the woman you were looking for tonight. Not only did you miss the stars, Also missed the moon.”
The stars suddenly became quiet, and their big eyes flickered at Xu Jingzhe.
Xu Jingzhe laughed heartily: “No, I didn’t miss the stars.” He touched Xingzhe’s head again, and the orange cat stuck out its pink tongue and licked the back of Xu Jingzhe’s hand, “I didn’t miss the moon either!”
“Didn’t you tell me that the Milky Way may appear across the sky tonight, then tomorrow night, and the night after? Beautiful things need to wait, and then it will be even more beautiful and dazzling.”
“I just have to wait patiently for the stars to set over Jerusalem.”
“Dear guest, you have unique insights.” Banlie touched his chest and exclaimed: “I’m so lucky to have guarded this heavy gold coin.”
The stars chuckled and the orange cat meowed.
The three of them went back together, with the orange cat leading the way with light steps, twisting and turning her plump buttocks, just like the buttocks of those women in a brothel.
“Okapu seems to be very powerful.” Xu Jingzhe asked Xingzhe.
An ordinary cat would never be able to escape his sudden attack.
“Of course.” Xingxing showed a praising look: “Except when it’s in heat, it’s as stupid as a pig.”
“Meow~” Okap turned around and called to Xingxing in a flattering voice, his voice was so sweet that it made people sick.
Xingxing explained: “In Jerusalem, the streets are full of beggars, thieves and homeless people. They have no food, so the poor little animals suffer. Homeless people gather in groups, beggars form gangs, thieves gather together because of hunger, and almost all the mice are caught by them.”
“So, do you understand now, brother Jingzhe? The wild dogs and cats that can live safely near the residential areas of Jerusalem are very skilled. What’s more, my old bastard grandfather has specially taught Okap. No one can catch it except when it is in heat.”
“So that’s it.” Xu Jingzhe muttered in his heart, no wonder.
After leaving the Black Forest and walking through the rugged path, the sky was slightly bright, and the streets were still not deserted, but compared with the previous noise, it was unusually quiet.
On the roadside, beggars and homeless people were snoring and mumbling. There were a few shops lit up on the roadside, and the snoring of the tavern was thunderous, breaking through the old roof.
A burst of meaty aroma filled the noses of the three people. Seeing that it was getting late, Xu Jingzhe took the two to have breakfast.
The sizzling sausages were sprinkled with black pepper on the smooth and greasy surface, the green and deep purple grapes were soaked in ice, the bulging bread was spread with white butter, and some were spread with honey.
This is the breakfast of the rich.
Xingxing and Banlie had never experienced it before.
The two people moved in unison, standing in front of the shop, smelling the tempting aroma, drooling, and their feet seemed to have claws, firmly embedded in the marble slabs.
Xu Jingzhe touched Xingxing’s head lovingly and kicked Banlie’s butt: “Let go of your stomachs until you can’t walk.”
“Great!” Xingxing rushed into the shop like the wind, his eyes shining.
“Dear, distinguished guest, you, you don’t want to return the gold coins I gave you, right?” Banlie took a few cautious and tiny steps back.
“Then you wait at the door. I’ll ask Xingxing to bring you a glass of water for washing grapes and fruits.”
Banlie looked at Xu Jingzhe, who was smiling, and screamed: “Dear guest, the Milky Way will also cross the sky tonight.”
Xu Jingzhe was in a better mood.
It was very early at this time, and there was no one else in the shop. The three of them sat down. An uncle with a curly beard in charge of food was singing a ballad. When he saw the three of them come in, he was very happy.
“Rhea, entertain the guests. Cut a plate of sausages made of Dibia pork, um, two flavors, let the guests taste your craftsmanship.” He shouted into the room that was dim and bright.
“Here we are.”
Soon, a brown-haired woman came out with the cut sausages, and her laughter attracted people’s attention like a quiet orchid in the valley.
In this situation, Xu Jingzhe raised his head without warning and bumped into a pair of deep purple eyes.
At this moment, Xu Jingzhe knew that he had found the woman, the woman whose genetic sequence was closest to the god Eve.
Her appearance was simply the most perfect masterpiece of God! Any words to describe her face would be a blasphemy to her. At this moment, Xu Jingzhe felt that Eve was standing in front of him.
The woman was the same, holding a brown round wooden plate, with only Xu Jingzhe in her eyes.
The atmosphere was frozen, and the ambiguity was thick.
The breath of the holy book exploded all of a sudden!
“Pah!” The wooden plate fell to the ground, and the purple-eyed woman cried with joy, trotting over with her linen skirt. Xu Jingzhe couldn’t help but stretch out his hands and hold her tightly: “My heart tells me that we have known each other for a long time, and the dark tells me that I am waiting for you.”
Xu Jingzhe couldn’t help but want to hug and kiss the woman in front of him.
The two of them didn’t care about the eyes of others, and got closer and closer…
Xingxing’s eyes were also filled with tears, not because she was moved, but because she was indescribably sad in her heart, and her ribs hurt.
She missed old Arthur very much
Okap’s hair stood up, and his fat body arched, and his sharp claws left clearly visible scratches on the heavy table.
Their lips almost touched.
“Oh, what a romantic scene of Romeo and Juliet.” At this moment, a voice that was not in harmony with the love suddenly sounded in the shop full of meat, seasoning and sweet honey. Old Arthur hunched his back, his gray eyes were gloomy, and he walked straight to the overturned cut sausages. He picked them up and ate them with relish, ignoring the dust on them, and muttered with greasy hands: “Helan’er is really a little wild horse. I spent a lot of effort to conquer her, and my stomach is empty.”
“Old Arthur.” Xingxing walked over frustratedly: “Didn’t I tell you , don’t go to those bad women, they will only cheat you of your money. ”
Old Arthur turned his head and smiled exaggeratedly at Xingxing, and squeezed directly between Xu Jingzhe and the purple-eyed woman. The two had to separate their tightly held hands. He picked up a piece, handed it to Xu Jingzhe and asked: “Do you want to eat? Only when you are full can you have the strength to work?”
“You must be lonely along the way. The tadpoles in the eggs are ready to move. You can’t control yourself when you see a beautiful woman?”
Xu Jingzhe wanted to slap Old Arthur’s treacherous face, but he couldn’t say that as long as he went to bed with this woman tonight, all human beings in the universe would be safe.
Even if he really said it, this reckless old man would not believe it.
“I came together with her because of the guidance of my heart.” Xu Jingzhe was forced to explain.
“Wow! A legitimate reason.” Old Arthur shrugged: “Stupid fool, even stupider than Okap in heat.”
The charming atmosphere in the room was swept away, and the purple-eyed woman walked into the room with her head turned back every few steps amid the low angry voice of the curly-bearded man: “Rhea, damn it, you knocked over my best sausages. Go in, go in, and cut two more. Damn girl, your hands and feet are not quick at all.”
“Old Arthur, what are you doing here, can you afford the silver coins?” The curly-bearded man mocked Old Arthur.
Without saying anything, Old Arthur took out a shiny silver coin and threw it over: “Shut up, you annoying guy.”
“Let someone else serve the meal. I don’t like the dissolute Rhea.” Old Arthur threw another silver coin: “You should have scratched her cheek earlier, leaving two ugly scars.”
The curly beard blew the silver coin and put it to his ear to listen to the sound: “Are you stupid? Rhea’s face makes my business booming.”
“Bullshit, don’t think I don’t know what you, a dirty stepfather, think about. In the dead of night, I must be thinking about Rhea’s God-given face, her swollen breasts, and her pink face that can almost drip Bleeding lips, and the burning flame between the legs!”
“Damn godfather.”
Xu Jingzhe heard the dirty conversation between the two, and the little good impression he had left on old Arthur disappeared. He looked at Curly Beard and asked indifferently: “She, I mean Rhea, how many gold coins has she earned for you over the years?”
Curly Beard smiled slyly, raised his finger, and pretended to think about it: “Maybe, it may be three gold coins, no, maybe four, I mean five. Yes, that’s right, seven can’t be less, at least I earned eight more gold coins. ”
Curly Beard swore!
Xu Jingzhe took out a bag of gold coins, counted eight and put them on the table, the gold coins shone with a luxurious luster: “Rhea, I want it.”
“Sucker.” Old Arthur sneered loudly.
Curly Beard’s eyes lit up, and he grabbed the gold coins with both hands, just like grabbing Rhea’s bulging breasts. A cold Tang sword touched his greasy and dirty arm, and the stinging sensation stopped Curly Beard from extending his hand forward. He smiled awkwardly, “Yours, Rhea belongs to you from now until the first star rises tomorrow night.”
“You can do anything to her!”
“Whatever!” Curly Beard laughed wickedly.
“I want Rhea to belong to me in the future.” Xu Jingzhe emphasized.
“Oh, my God, you are crazy.” Curly Beard quickly retracted his hand and said dissatisfiedly, “Rhea is my life. You want to take him away for just eight gold coins. It’s better to give you my life.”
“Of course, if you dare to take my life, the law enforcers of the Holy City will never forgive you. No matter where you run to, they will catch you, tie you up and throw you to the sow in estrus!”
Curly Beard saw the heavy bag in Xu Jingzhe’s other hand and opened his mouth. Or rather, he just wanted Xu Jingzhe to defile Rhea, so that he could possess her legitimately in the future.
Kill two birds with one stone!