Die on Mars - Chapter 207
c207 Day 325 (3) Master’s Diary
“It’s my turn…” Tang Yue’s eyes wandered over the monitor. There were only three cards left in his hand, a Queen of Hearts, a 10 of Clubs, and a 7 of Diamonds. Tang Yue thought for a few seconds and pondered for a long time. Resolutely played the biggest Queen of Hearts, “Queen of Hearts! Do you want it? Do you want it?”
“Of course, King of Spades!” Old Cat quickly followed.
“Press it! Girl, stop it and don’t let this cat run away! It has no cards left! Girl, give me the biggest card in your hand!” Tang Yue reminded that this card game has come to an end, and the poker hands of the three of them are There were not many cards left. Tang Yue played out the Queen of Hearts, leaving only two useless number cards in his hand. It was no longer realistic to stop the old cat. He could only hope that Maidong still had a big enough hole card in his hand.
Maidong and Lao Mao each have two cards in their hands.
Lao Mao had just played a King of Spades, but Tang Yue vaguely remembered that there was still a 2 that had not come down. The suit might be diamonds or clubs. In the rules of Landlords, 2 is the single card second only to the big and small kings. As long as this 2. In the hands of Ophiopogon japonicus, it can kill the old cat in the last step.
“Stop it…stop it, uh uh uh uh uh…” The girl looked left and right, “Ace of hearts!”
Tang Yue was startled.
“Ace of Hearts? Such a big card? Miss Maidong, you scared me.” The old cat raised his eyebrows and showed an unpredictable smile, revealing a bright and sharp canine tooth.
Tang Yuexin couldn’t tell, this damn 2 wouldn’t be in Lao Mao’s hands, would it?
“Diamond 2.” The old cat calmly revealed his trump card and raised his feet like a god of gambler, wearing only the sunglasses on his face and the cigar in his mouth, “Game Over, friends.”
At the end of the game, the system judged the old cat to be the winner. The window “LOSE” popped up on the computer screen in front of Tang Yue and Maidong. The landlord cat won again, and the final piece of diamond 2 that decided the outcome was in its hand. No one can suppress it, even Tang Yue and Maidong are helpless.
Tang Yue watched the Happy Beans on his account flow away, and the balance in Lao Mao’s name skyrocketed. As a landlord, he won the game and could double the income, so he made a lot of money. .
After a while, Tang Yue’s Happy Beans balance finally settled at 80,000. Maidong was even worse than him, having lost only 40,000. Sure enough, he couldn’t play poker with Doraemon, and the old cat couldn’t remember the cards. Forget, I remember clearly what cards were played and what cards were played. Almost every time, it was the landlord. The two farmers, Tang Yue and Maidong, were killed and lost their armor and armor. They lost everything.
“Tang Yue, you are just a bad card player, and you taught Miss Maidong how to play cards.” The old cat held a scroll of paper in his mouth and tilted his head and said, “You shouldn’t have been so hasty to give Xiao Wang to Xiao Wang in the last round. came out, causing the 2 in my hand to become the biggest card, otherwise you would have been able to save this round.”
“I want you to take care of it.”
“Miss Maidong, don’t listen to Tang Yue’s blind instructions next time.” The old cat said, “If you listen to him, you will lose.”
“If she doesn’t listen to me, she will really lose her pants.”
In terms of card skills alone, Lao Mao is better than Tang Yue and better than Ophiopogon japonicus. Ophiopogon japonicus rarely plays cards and his card skills can only be said to be beginners. The old gamblers among the crew of the Orion spacecraft are actually Lao Tang and Lao Mai, two foreigners with blond hair and blue eyes. But he is extremely obsessed with Sichuan Mahjong, and strongly supports the inclusion of Sichuan Mahjong and poker in the Olympic Games.
“Come again!”
“Come again, shuffle the cards.”
They actually started fighting the landlord.
The computer at Kunlun Station has a mini-game of Landlords, which can be played online by multiple people, for the entertainment of the crew members in their free time. However, Lao Wang and the others do not have much free time to play games. Compared to playing cards, the crew members are actually more willing to play cards. Mahjong, they even brought a pair of mahjong on board the spacecraft. Tang Yue completed today’s routine work and sat in front of the computer with the voice turned black with Maidong on the space station.
If some intelligent creature digs up Tang Yue’s diary a few years later, he will probably see this description: “June 1, 2053 in the Earth’s Gregorian calendar, sunny, nothing happened, playing cards.”
“June 2, 2053 in the Earth’s Gregorian calendar, playing cards.”
“It’s June 3, 2053 in the Earth’s Gregorian calendar. It’s a little cooler and I’m playing cards with the cat Lord Maijun.”
He has quite the character and magnanimity of a great master of the Republic of China.
Tang Yue remembered that he had read Mr. Ji Xianlin’s college diary when he was in school. He hoped to admire the master’s extraordinary achievements and learn from the old man’s academic attitude when he was young. By the way, he was curious about how the daily lives of great people were different from his own, whether they were eating. They were all memorizing pi… But after opening the diary, Tang Yue was stunned by the domineering sentence “Today I feel the boredom of the exam more deeply. Some fart and nonsense lecture notes force us to memorize!”.
What follows is a sonorous and powerful “Didn’t do anything meaningful-damn, these bastard professors, not only don’t they know they are discouraged, but they take exams all day long, either you take exams or I take exams, what the hell are they taking exams for?”
At that moment, Tang Yue and the master found a spiritual resonance, which went straight to the heart, every word was precious.
When Tang Yue saw narratives like this – “I have no other hope in this life. I only hope that I can have a few women for many days and have contact with women from various places.”
He was so impressed that he couldn’t help but sigh that the master was also a romantic and unruly boy when he was young.
From then on, Tang Yue felt that he had the potential to become a master.
Old Mao said that you have a lot of potential. You have only learned Master Hu’s card playing and Master Ji’s scolding, but you haven’t gained any of his skills.
“Who is the landlord in this round?” Tang Yue asked, “Who caught the landlord card?”
Kunlun Station was silent for a few seconds, with no one making a sound.
Tang Yue glanced at the old cat. The old cat raised his head and rolled his eyes, “What are you looking at me for? I’m not a landlord this time.”
“The landlord… is me.” Maidong spoke, “I caught that card.”
“Is Ophiopogon japonicus a landlord?” Tang Yue was startled.
“Yes.”
“Hahahahaha, it’s finally Maidong’s turn to be the boss. I like to bully little girls who are novices in poker.” Tang Yue arranged the playing cards in his hands and rubbed his hands together excitedly, “I’m going to win back one! Make back all the lost Happy Beans, girl, it’s fair competition, I won’t let you down… let you see the level of the Kunlun Gambling Saint.”
“I’m not a rookie in card skills. Do you think you are the only one who is the gambling sage in Kunlun?” Maidong hugged his laptop, “I am also the gambling sage. I am the gambling sage on the United Space Station. We are the gambling sages against the gambling sages.”
There’s nothing wrong with that.
No matter how good Maidong’s card skills are, you won’t find anyone on the United Space Station who is better at playing cards than her.
“Two gambling saints… stop pecking each other.”
The old cat slowly raised his eyes lazily and finished sorting out the deck of cards in his hand.
“If you delay any longer, I will summon the dark mage.”