Die on Mars - Chapter 208

c208 Day 325 (4) Don’t touch my cards

“A pair of 8!”

“A pair of 10!”

“The Sky Dragon of Osiris!”

“Three 7s and a pair of Qs, do you want them?”

“Of course, three jacks and a pair of sixes.”

“It’s my turn, Obelisk’s Titan Soldier! Do you want it?”

“…Old Cat, it seems that we are not playing the same kind of cards?”

Two people and a cat fight at the card table. Although Maidong is a landlord, the two farmers Tang Yue and Lao Mao are obviously not of the same mind. One person and one cat profoundly interpret the nature of the peasant uprising army since ancient times. Before the landlords, the class enemy, could be held back, two peasants got into a fight over a hen with two eggs.

Tang Yue held a deck of shattered cards in his hand. He looked at a pair of 3s on the left and two 4s on the right. He raised his head and looked at the cat face opposite. The latter’s expression was calm and unfathomable.

Playing cards with an opponent like an old cat is the scariest thing, because whether he is a comrade or not, he may secretly trick you and stab you in the back – this cat doesn’t care about winning or losing when playing cards, it only cares about whether he is happy or not. You never know what it is thinking, but its ability to remember cards is far superior to ordinary people. When a card game develops to the later stage, it can basically know clearly what cards each player has in their hand.

You can’t control it, but it can see through you.

The biggest card in Tang Yue’s hand is Xiao Wang, which is his trump card. Tang Yue estimates that the cards in the hands of the three of them are quite fragmented, and the probability of bombs is not high. In the absence of bombs, except for the king, there is no one on the field There will be no second card that can beat his king.

“A pair of kings.” Maidong played his cards, “Tang Yue, tell me, are we crazy?”

“A pair of kings… I want a pair of aces!” Tang Yue clicked on the screen and played two aces, “Why do you say that?”

“The space station is about to crash, but we are fighting landlords.” The girl laughed, “For example, a ship is sailing in the middle of the sea. Water leaks from the bottom of the ship and it is about to sink. However, the crew members gather together to play cards and fight landlords. The sky is dark and the earth is dark, anyone who comes to see this is insane, right?”

“Essentially, poker is a mathematical game. At least in my eyes, it is just a confrontation and game of probability. Human beings have loved this form of game since ancient times. Do you know when the earliest similar game appeared?” Old Cat He said lightly, “It appeared in the pre-Qin period more than 2,000 years ago. Its name is ‘Liubo’. It is the earliest chess and card game. From a certain perspective, the history of mankind is a history of card playing.”

Tang Yue raised his eyebrows.

“For humans, this kind of entertainment has such a wide impact and is so fascinating. From Greenland in the Arctic Circle to Peru in South America, as long as there are people, there will be people playing cards, no matter what difficulties and disasters you encounter. , No matter how urgent the situation is, or even if your life is at stake, you can sit down and tell anyone in front of you…” The old cat continued, “Let’s play a game of Gwent.”

While chattering, the old cat played a pair of 2s, blocked Tang Yue’s cards, and then let go of Ophiopogon japonicus. This cat was indeed a rebel, an enemy agent of the class enemy who had penetrated into the working people.

It has no ideological awareness of sharing the same hatred with the enemy and attacking whoever it wants, giving its teammates a head-on blow.

“So we are not crazy,” Tang Yue said, “but Archimedes.”

“Archimedes?” Maidong didn’t understand what this meant.

“It is said that Archimedes died under the sword of an ancient Roman soldier. When the ancient Roman army invaded Syracuse and the soldiers broke into Archimedes’ house, Archimedes was drawing on the ground. He stayed in the world The last sentence was to the Roman soldiers: Don’t touch my circle!” Tang Yue explained, “If the universe is going to be destroyed in the next second, what should we say?”

The girl thought for a while.

“Don’t touch my cards!”

“Don’t touch my dried fish!” Old Mao said.

“Don’t touch me, police!” Tang Yue never acted according to common sense.

Two people and one cat took turns playing cards, and soon Tang Yue had very few cards left in his hand.

He still had a few scattered single cards in his hand, including a pair of 4s that were too small to get rid of, and a small king.

The king hasn’t appeared yet, and I don’t know whose hands it is. Of course, Tang Yue is surrounded by enemies, so it doesn’t matter who has this king in his hands.

Maidong still has five cards in his hand.

The old cat still has three cards in his hand.

Tang Yue frowned. If he won this game, he would be able to get back some of the Happy Beans he lost before. If he lost this game, his already stretched account balance would be even worse.

The old cat obviously doesn’t care about winning or losing. He is the real big landowner. With hundreds of thousands of Happy Beans in his hands, it doesn’t hurt him to lose a few games.

“Tang Yue, it’s your turn to play your cards.” Maidong urged, “What are you doing? Why are you so dazed?”

Tang Yue stared at the screen in front of him. There were four cards in total, two 4s, an 8 of spades, and a small king.

He was considering that this might be the last chance to get rid of the pair of fours in his hand, but this pair was too small. As long as the other two people had pairs in their hands, they would definitely be able to catch him. Once caught, Tang Yue will definitely die, and even the last trump card cannot be used. The game is coming to an end, and it is unwise to play such a small card at this time… Damn, damn old cat, he not only has to deal with Ophiopogon japonicus, but also He had to beware of the old cat tripping him up, one against two.

Can’t get out?

Bet or not?

Bet on Ophiopogon japonicus and Lao Mao that they don’t have a pair and can’t catch his pair of 4?

What if you don’t get a pair of 4?

If there is no pair 4, then only the 8 of spades and the king are left… The 8 of spades comes out first, and then the king?

Tang Yue rejected this option. After the little king appeared, he would definitely be intercepted by the opponent’s king. Once intercepted, he could only hold on to the two poor 4’s until he died.

“Right 4.” Tang Yue played his card.

The old cat took a look and shook his head.

“I can’t afford it.”

The voice of Ophiopogon japonicus then sounded.

“don’t want.”

Done!

Tang Yue was overjoyed. As expected, Maidong and Lao Mao didn’t have a pair in their hands. Next, he was going to throw out the 8 of spades. He only held a small king in his hand. Victory was close at hand and he was sure of it.

“Eight of spades!”

“Your Majesty.”

As expected, this king piece is in the hands of the old cat.

It threw out the king, and there were two cards left in its hand, and they were single cards that couldn’t be thrown out at once – in terms of single cards, there was no bigger one than the little king in Tang Yue’s hand.

Maidong and Tang Yue both said they couldn’t afford it. Lao Mao threw out a Queen of Hearts and had the last card left in his hand.

Now it’s time for Maidong to play her cards – no matter what Maidong does, she can’t stop Tang Yue. Tang Yue is sure to win, he has already seen the Happy Beans that are making money.

“Five of hearts.”

Maidong throws a card.

Tang Yue was startled. The old cat came out with the Queen of Hearts. You came out with a 5?

Then Maidong played his cards again.

“Diamond 5.”

“Five of spades.”

“5 of clubs.”

“The last one is a 10.” Maidong threw out all the cards and clapped his hands, “Mr. Kunlun Gambling Saint, I won.”