Die on Mars - Chapter 213

c213 Day 326 (4) How to take wedding photos

Maidong stretched out his hand and drew an arc on the frost-covered glass porthole, coinciding with the distant horizon of Mars.

The orbital altitude of the Joint Space Station has been declining rapidly. Maidong doesn’t know how many kilometers she has lowered, but she vaguely feels that Mars is closer, and some details on the surface of Mars can be seen more clearly than before – this may also be an illusion. , at this altitude, Mars will always be a huge dark brown arc just out of reach.

It was just a huge arc, because it was difficult for her to take the entire sphere into her field of vision. At this time, Maidong realized that her height had indeed dropped significantly, because the arc of the horizon was getting smaller and smaller, and this huge sphere was in front of her eyes. Gradually unfold into a flat surface.

The girl then drew a little figure on the porthole glass, and then added a crooked smiling face to the little figure.

“Tighten the screw, tighten it firmly, tighten it firmly. There is no acetylene welding gun in Kunlun station… It’s really troublesome. Look at the thin screw, it will break as soon as you break it.” Tang Yue and Lao Mao were doing it in the communication channel To do this, they dismantled the folding bed in a certain passenger cabin and transformed it into a stretcher. “Old cat, have you tightened it securely?”

“Tighten it tight.”

“Then let me sit on it and take a look. This thing has to bear at least fifty kilograms of weight…”

Then there was a crisp sound, and after a moment of silence, Tang Yue’s scream emptied all the air in his lungs within five seconds. In the end, only the sound of breathing was left. It was so tragic that it made people tremble. It was hard to imagine Ophiopogon japonicus. What part of the injury caused Tang Yue to cry directly.

“Tang Yue, why are you so anxious? There are still two screws that have not been tightened. This steel pipe is loose… Forget it, Tang Yue, you should lie down on the bed and rest. Don’t roll under the table or bite yourself. Don’t bang your head against the wall.” Old Cat’s voice rang, “Is it really that painful?”

“Hiss–you…don’t…you…know nothing…oh my god…”

Although the old cat wanted Tang Yue to prepare for the worst, one person and one cat were still prepared for Ophiopogon japonicus’s landing. The old cat went out to check the status of the stray dogs and confirmed that Mars’ car battery was fully charged and ready to go at any time. It can be dispatched for emergencies. Once the landing position of the Tianzhou cargo spacecraft deviates, it will drive the Mars Stray Dog out to rescue people.

On the other hand, they prepared the crew cabin in Kunlun Station and gave the girl the empty cabin to live in. Tang Yue also locked the zipper of the cabin door. Lao Mao planned a recovery plan based on the materials on the cargo spacecraft. , ensuring that the nutritional intake of Tang Yue and Ophiopogon japonicus can be restored to normal levels within the next two months.

“Tang Yue…are you okay?” Maidong asked.

“Fortunately, it’s nothing serious… Holy shit.” Tang Yue was furious and his voice was weak. “We are making a stretcher for you. There is a gravity of 0.38 G below. I’m afraid you won’t be able to adapt to it when you get off.”

“Where is the landing point of the Tianzhou spacecraft?”

“If nothing unexpected happens, it will be fifty meters in front of the Kunlun Station.” Tang Yue replied, “If nothing unexpected happens, it will be fifty-one meters in front of the Kunlun Station.”

“I can walk across the fifty-meter distance by myself,” Maidong said. “It’s only 0.38 G of gravity.”

“We have enough manpower, why do we have to let you come over? When you should lie down, just lie down, no need to be polite.” Tang Yue continued to get up and tighten the screws, “Girl, you have worked hard for so long, you must take a rest, right?”

“You work harder.”

“It doesn’t matter to us. Am I a man? As for the old cat… it’s a male cat.” Tang Yue held a screwdriver in his mouth, took the wrench from the old cat’s hand, turned it around and used it as a hammer, and knocked on the steel pipe. Beat, beat.

“What age are we in now? Why do you still hold on to the old concept of machismo and think that it is natural for a man to be upright? Don’t you know that modern people like fair and gentle boys? Especially girls, they like that kind of guy. The boys who slowly unscrewed the bottle caps with them would also say, ‘What I unscrewed was not the bottle cap but your heart’.” Old Mao said, “As for those guys who are covered in engine oil and smelly sweat, they will do it with one hammer. The aircraft carrier’s mechanical dog and the marriage certificate were all photographed together with the wrench.”

“But none of them are left.” Tang Yue said, “I am the only one who has survived until now, and it turns out that the mechanical dog is still the most tenacious.”

“So your wedding photos are going to be taken with Wrench.”

“Impossible.” Tang Yue sneered, “How could I take a wedding photo with Wrench? I don’t like Wrench’s appearance. Even if I want to take a photo, I will take it with someone good-looking, such as an electric screwdriver. …”

“Come shoot with me.” Maidong said coldly.

Tang Yue and Lao Mao were stunned for a moment.

“Girl…what did you just say?”

“I’m talking about wedding photos. If you want, Tang Yue, you can take them with me. Am I better looking than an electric screwdriver?” The girl smiled lowly, “Of course, if you think an electric screwdriver is more suitable, I will I don’t have any objections, but then I will become the last girl in the world to be dumped…”

“Miss Maidong, for the sake of your safety, please take back what you just said immediately. Your speech is very dangerous, because it will activate a single dog’s long-hidden hunger mode.” The old cat spoke righteously. “This may cause uncontrollable and dangerous consequences and pose a serious threat to your personal and psychological safety,” he warned.

“That’s too dangerous.” Maidong chuckled, “But I’ve already said it, what should I do?”

“I suggest that the alert level be raised immediately and a red emergency plan be adopted. According to the “Personal Safety Protection Regulations for Kunlun Station Crews”, Miss Maidong, as long as you authorize me now, as the station director, I will harmlessly deal with the potential threat to Tang Yue… …”

“What are you talking about? Old cat, what are you talking about?” Tang Yue angrily hit the metal frame with the screwdriver in his hand, “What do you mean that it may activate the hidden mode of a certain single dog? Am I that kind of person? Let me tell you, old cat, I, Tang Yue, am a well-known gentleman from all over the country. I never spit anywhere. I often help old ladies cross the road. I pick up money and hand it over to the police immediately. I don’t dare to help old people who fall to the ground except in non-monitored areas. , What good things have I not done?”

“I am a person with principles and bottom line. Everything I do must be in line with my own values.” Tang Yue continued, “Otherwise, wouldn’t all my years of reading be in vain?”

The old cat rolled his eyes, his meaning was obvious.

In front of Miss Maidong, it is really possible that all your years of reading have been in vain. You just have a lustful heart but not a lustful courage.

Even if Ophiopogon japonicus really landed, Tang Yue would not dare to do anything extraordinary. This has nothing to do with moral personality, but a fatal issue related to survival. From the most rational perspective, under the current living conditions, between Ophiopogon japonicus and Tang Yue, The two Yue people are destined to be unable to reproduce a race. Not only are they unable to spread their branches, but even the most basic reproduction may become a fatal killer. Kunlun Station does not have sufficient medical conditions at all. Once Ophiopogon japonicus is really pregnant, then what will happen in the end? The possible result is one body and two lives.

Can’t give birth, dare not give birth.

You can’t even feed him after he’s born.

Tang Yue also knew this very well, so he really didn’t have any wrong thoughts, and he didn’t dare to have any wrong thoughts. As a gentleman, Liu Xiahui couldn’t compare with him.

They were never Adam and Eve, but the last two survivors who had reached a dead end.

“Tang Yue, you haven’t answered my question yet.” Maidong said.

Tang Yue was stunned.

“what is the problem?”

“Which one looks better, me or the electric screwdriver?” Maidong asked.

Tang Yue scratched his head. As a person who is determined to devote his life to the great mechanical and electrical industry, the answer at this time should be without hesitation – “You are holding a screwdriver.”

Without a girl, a screwdriver is useless.

“How should we take a wedding photo? Is it just a group photo? Does it count as married after taking a wedding photo? What procedures need to be followed? Do you want to buy a ring?” Tang Yue seemed to be calm and asked Lao Mao in a low voice. He knew nothing about this thing. As we all know, “Do I need an ID card and household registration book? Do I need to hold an ID card? Do I need approval from the Civil Affairs Bureau? Where is the Civil Affairs Bureau now? Without the Civil Affairs Bureau, will it have no legal effect? ​​Without legal effect, will it not have any legal effect? Does it count? And is this and this progressing too fast? ”

“If you think the progress is too fast, you can take pictures with me.” The old cat said, “I have no objection.”

“Tang Yue, Mr. Cat.” Maidong said softly.

“Huh?” Tang Yue and Lao Mao raised their heads.

The girl looked at the earth outside the window and said in a leisurely tone:

“I seem to be one step closer to you.”