Douluo Online Game, Start To Get the Selection System - Chapter 242
c241 wrong action
He clutched his stomach, and said with an ugly face: “What’s going on! Did I spoil my stomach? Damn it! I almost broke through!”
“No! I can’t hold it anymore! I’m going to the bathroom!”
Once in the toilet, Xiao Yan turned into a jet fighter and sprayed wildly, he said it was really comfortable.
Then, he felt that the fighting spirit in his body could not be suppressed!
“No! No! I can’t break through here!”
“I can’t hold it anymore!”
Click!
Xiao Yan broke through!
At the same time, the toilet was blown up.
Boom!
Xiao Yan, who smelled like feces all over his body, burst open on the spot, “I…”
He also opened his mouth, and Xiao Yan realized that something was wrong!
There is shit in my mouth!
As soon as I opened my mouth, it entered my mouth!
It’s over!
It’s over! !
It’s over! ! !
I ate shit myself!
“No! No! No!” Xiao Yan shouted heart-piercingly, the more he ate.
Then, no one knew who leaked the news, the entire Xiao family knew that Xiao Yan held back his big move in the toilet and made a breakthrough!
Also eat shit!
“Extra! Extra! Xiao Yan ate shit! Xiao Yan ate shit!”
“Happy to hear and happy to see! Happy to hear and see! Xiao Yan ate shit!”
“Is this a loss of morality or a distortion of human nature? That’s why a young man who is unwilling to be ordinary is going to eat shit!”
“It’s cool to eat shit for a while, and it’s cool to eat shit for a lifetime!”
“Old Ba’s secret little hamburger! One Ollie per bite!”
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[Option 4: Take the initiative to find trouble with Xiao Yan! And plot against him secretly! Get two origin qi and a goddess card! (completed)】
Chen Feng grinned, Xiao Yan, Xiao Yan! If you want benefits, it would be nice not to charge any fees!
This time eat shit as a fee! !
I didn’t expect that the Son of Destiny would be reduced to where he is today!
Ha ha ha ha!
The culprit was Chen Feng’s Qi Gathering Powder!
Xiao Yan would never have thought that after all the calculations, he would still miss Qi Gathering Powder!
During this day, Xiao Yan became a shit-eating bull in the mouths of the Xiao family’s children.
Chen Feng also pretended to be panicked, and came to Xiao Yan’s residence.
“Xiao Yan? How are you doing?”
As soon as Chen Feng’s voice sounded, Xiao Yan walked out with a gloomy face.
“Xiao Yan! This time, I’m here to apologize to you!”
“If I hadn’t given you a box of Qi Gathering Powder, you wouldn’t have become the laughing stock of the Xiao family’s children!”
“I’m so sorry!”
When Xiao Yan heard this, his pupils shrank slightly, and he smiled bitterly, “Xiao Feng, you don’t have to apologize to me, you didn’t do anything wrong.”
“It’s just that I broke my stomach after eating, and I happened to take the Qi Gathering Powder you gave me, so it’s like this…”
“If you want to blame it, you have to blame me for eating a bad stomach! No wonder you!”
“this…”
Chen Feng hesitated for a while, but couldn’t say a word.
My heart blossomed with joy.
He cheated Xiao Yan himself, and he even said good things to himself!
Absolutely! Absolutely!
“Xiao Yan, you don’t need to say too much! It’s wrong! It’s wrong! Without gathering energy, you wouldn’t have fallen to such a state!”
Xiao Yan’s heart warmed up, and his prejudice against Xiao Feng was reduced a bit, “That’s all! That’s all! Let’s melt the grievances between you and me!”
“Without your Qi Gathering Powder, I haven’t been able to reach 1-Star Fighter so quickly!”
“Um…”
“I won’t disturb your cultivation anymore! Farewell!”
“Yeah! Xiao Feng! Go all the way! I will remember Xiao Yan’s kindness for Qi Gathering and Scattering for the rest of my life! I will definitely repay this kindness in the future!”
Chen Feng nodded, turned and left.
On the way, Chen Feng couldn’t bear it any longer, and immediately burst out laughing, “Hahahaha! Hahahaha! Obviously I tricked him, but in the end he even said good things to himself!”
“Xiao Yan! Xiao Yan! Playing with me, you are still too young!”
“He still foolishly thinks that he ate his stomach! Hahaha! I laughed so hard! I laughed so hard!”
“Xiao Yan! The future is long! I’m just playing tricks on time!”
“Just wait! Hahahaha!”
Chen Feng walked back to his yard, looking at Xun’er and Xiao Yu.
“Yu’er, aren’t you going to Canaan Academy? I remember that your Canaan Academy is recruiting students!”
Xiao Yu nodded, “Well, Chen Feng, are you planning to join Jia’an Academy?”
“That’s right!”
“With Chen Feng’s strength, it is not too easy to become a student of Canaan Academy!”
“In a few days, I’ll take you to the enrollment place to sign up.”
“Um.”
“By the way, Chen Feng, why do you like to tease Xiao Yan so much?” Xun’er asked curiously.
She didn’t understand that there was no intersection between the two! Why did Chen Feng cheat him so much!
“Hey hey! Because I can’t get used to him! What? Xun’er, do you sympathize with him?”
Xun’er shook her head, “No! No! How could Xun’er sympathize with a person who eats shit.”
Xiao Yan: …
Please be human!
Chen Feng laughed loudly, “I am very happy today! Let you enjoy another experience!”
Xun’er and Xiao Yan looked at each other, and a gleam shot out of their eyes, “Yes! We have been waiting for a long time!”
“Unlock new moves~”
“Come on! I’ll teach you how to do it!”
“Looking good!”
Chen Feng made a difficult move, “Hey! That’s it!”
“Girls have soft bodies, so they can easily learn to do this pose!”
“Um!”
Xun’er and Xiao Yu struggled to pose in difficult poses.
The two girls performed difficult movements, showing their figures to the fullest!
Especially that pair…
“Chen Feng! Are we in the right position?”
“wrong!”
Chen Feng walked to Xun’er’s side, corrected her mistake, and took advantage of the opportunity.
It’s a bastard not to take advantage of it!
“Right, that is it!”
“bring it on!”
“Um…”
Everything that happened next was an indescribable picture.
The picture is too beautiful to bear to look directly at.
Chen Feng’s indescribable stuff enters Xun’er’s indescribable place…
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(Omitted from here)
Early the next morning.
Chen Feng remembered that the Yang Yuhuan and Shangguan Wan’er he had summoned hadn’t performed a small ceremony yet!
While the two girls were still sound asleep, they jumped back to a large courtyard in Wutan City.
“I’m back!”
Xiao Wu: “Wow! So fast!”
Rongrong: “I don’t think there’s anything good!”
Zhu Zhuqing: “My senses tell me! Xiaofeng came here with other plans!”
“This is no nonsense, he must be looking for us…”
“Ah this…”
The corner of Chen Feng’s mouth twitched violently a few times, these people… are full of crooked thoughts!
“Ahem! I came this time to perform a small ceremony with Yang Yuhuan and Shangguan Wan’er~”
“Oh~”
“Oh~”
“It turned out to be like this!”
Gongsun Li rolled his eyes, “Then I must be needed!”
“Um.”
“Let’s begin then.”
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