Genshin Impact, those big guys behind the scenes are all me - Chapter 346

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Bonus 2 The Water God Gets Married [Part 1]

Su Chen: Who am I? Where am I? What happened?

If Su Chen was asked to describe his feelings with a movie scene, it would be – he was eating hot pot and singing with Old Zhong in Liyue, and was suddenly intercepted by Funina!

So, what magic? It was clearly arranged to send him here.

But Funina’s combination of punches really stunned him, and that Villette, I didn’t expect that you, a guy with thick eyebrows and big eyes, would also betray the revolution!

While thinking, lively cheers rang out in the audience.

“ooooooh! I knew that Lady Funina would not let us down. We have never encountered such a thing as a wedding trial!”

“Don’t say I haven’t encountered it before. Even my grandfather has never encountered it!”

“Life imprisonment, imprisonment with a wife.”

“Woo woo woo~ Although it feels very interesting, I am so sad when I think that Lady Funina actually has a lover.”

In terms of the degree of excitement, the scene at this moment is definitely the best of the year. It can even occupy half a section in the Steam Bird Newspaper, and it will be broadcast from the beginning of the year to the end of the year without a break.

But think about it from another angle. The Lord of Water is actually getting married. This is even more sad than the national goddess having a husband. In addition to blessing, the people of Fontaine also looked at Su Chen with a lemon in their eyes.

“Damn, I don’t envy it at all!”

Lemon is not sour, said so.

“Celebrate! My people!” Furniture raised her head like a victorious rooster, “Sing praises for me! Cheer for me! Be arrogant for me! I am the queen of all waters, all directions, all peoples and all laws. Now I allow you to send the most sincere blessings to my wedding banquet!”

“oooooooh!”

There was another round of applause in the theater.

Su Chen raised his eyes, as if he could see a large barrage of “ooh” words flying past his eyes.

Although, but, can you let me say a word?

“That…”

Su Chen coughed lightly and looked at Villette: “Your Excellency the Judge, do you not need evidence and witnesses for the accusation now?”

Villette said: “Of course.”

“What about the evidence?”

Su Chen spread his hands, with a question mark on his head.

“Ms. Furniture, Lord Reid questioned the accusation you made, please add your evidence.”

Hearing Villette’s voice, the opera house suddenly became quiet.

Fontaine is the city of law and justice. We must follow the law in everything, right?

Although the laws of Fontaine are somewhat unreasonable when it comes to Lady Funina, the laws are not so barbaric that Lady Funina can just snatch a man on the street.

In other words, regardless of her personal wishes, she must at least come up with a convincing reason for this “case”.

“First!” Funina was obviously prepared. She put her hands on her hips and spoke loudly-“Rider is my messenger, but he is also the Great Sage of Xumi and the Inspector General of Mond. This is unfaithful!”

“Second! As far as I know, Rider has forced others to do things against their will. This is unjust!”

“Third! Rider and I are in love, but he hooks up with other women outside. This is unfaithful!”

“So, Rider is unfaithful, unjust, and unfaithful, and the crime is established!”

Su Chen: “???”

What’s going on?

The first point is the opposite, right? I was the Inspector General first!

And when did I force anyone?

Just as he was thinking about the cardinal’s scales, they suddenly turned to Funina.

“…”

Su Chen understood.

So, this is injustice?

The Court of Emotions is run by your family, right?

That Violet glanced at the stapler and said, “Obviously, what Miss Funina said is true.”

“What a ghost!” Su Chen’s mouth twitched, “Then Violet, if you are held hostage by her, just blink, otherwise you, the highest judge, will follow her to make trouble?”

That Violet did not speak.

Implementing justice has always been his philosophy.

But, just like learning knowledge, there must be opportunities to use it.

Not to mention that Funina is his superior as the water god, the other party’s proposal to go out for a honeymoon for 17 or 18 years after marriage is difficult for Violet to refuse.

Go out for 17 or 18 years! Then he can live a stable life in Fontaine?

Without Funina making trouble in the court, he can solve cases three times faster!

So… Reid, I’m sorry.

“That’s not right.” At this time, a questioning voice came from the audience, “Since Lord Reid is so bad, why does that lady Funina want to marry him?”

“Yes, yes, that’s not right, right?”

“Knowing that the other party is bad, you still insist on judging?”

The audience started to discuss.

“My people, have you ever heard of supporting each other and never leaving each other?” Funina clenched her hands in front of her chest, like a devout believer, her eyes were filled with sadness, and her sadness was filled with desperate loyalty.

“Reid and I have experienced life and death, and have gone through thousands of disasters. This feeling is true and sincere, so no matter what he becomes, I will follow him. My glory, you can sing and celebrate as much as you want! I, the water god Fukaros, hereby announce that I will be with Reid forever!”

Funina is indeed the most dedicated actor and the best actor. Her moving and expressive ‘speech’ completely aroused the emotions of the audience. Even Violet on the bench couldn’t help but give her a thumbs up—if he hadn’t witnessed everything with his own eyes until now.

Of course, as early as when Reid was in Fontaine, he had already been in love with Reid x Funina. Now, this blessing has only been postponed for more than four hundred years. While satisfying his little thoughts, it also makes up for the regrets of the past. Why not do such a thing?

“This court pronounces the verdict!” Violet stood up, “The verdict is valid and will be executed immediately!”

“Wait! I think this matter…” Su Chen was about to argue for himself, at least to try to change the life sentence to having a wife, and then get a suspended sentence, a commutation of sentence, and finally be acquitted, but his idea was interrupted before it was executed.

“That’s enough, Lord Reid. Lady Funina is like this, what else do you want?”

“That’s right, Lord Reid, marrying a wife like Lady Funina is simply the blessing you have cultivated for eighty lifetimes!”

“If you dare to make Lady Funina sad, I will never let you go!”

“Me too! I will never forgive you!”

“Count me in!”

“Count me in!”

Looking at the angry men in the audience, as if they would rush up to fight him to death as long as Su Chen said the word “no”, Su Chen could only swallow the words on his lips.

I am down and out, my family!

I am Su Fanes Chen, but I was defeated by someone below me!

No, if this spreads to Xumi, the Great Compassion Tree King will kneel down and break the branches of the world tree when he knows it!

If there is still a template of heavenly justice, then Su Chen will naturally be worthy of it, but there is no one.

Even if we want to hold a wedding, we will do it secretly… that, right?

“Ah, he’s going to run!”

Just as Su Chen was about to sprint to escape, Paimon, who was sitting in the audience, suddenly shouted, “Don’t let him run!”

“Fuck… Paimon!”

Su Chen jumped back with sword energy, and fled to the gate of the opera house after a few flips. Just as he was about to rush out, he suddenly felt a mysterious force coming, and the rules of judgment enveloped the surrounding space, and also fixed Su Chen in place.

Although the Tianli template could not be used, the order of Teyvat was still there, not only was it there, but it was even strengthened, so the rule cards made could be used.

It’s just that there is no way to continue making new cards.

At this time, Fernina floated down and slapped a card on Su Chen’s forehead.

Snap!

Rule card-[Judgment]!

Everything was like history repeating itself.

The difference is that this time…it seems to be for real.

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In less than half a day, the news that Lady Fernina and Reid got married spread throughout Fontaine.

As for Funina’s marriage, the people of Fengdan talked about it with great relish, and they couldn’t help but admire Lady Funina for being the same as always. Who would have thought that marriage would turn into a trial, and there would be life imprisonment and imprisonment for married people. They had seen divorces, but this was the first time they had seen a marriage.

As for envy and jealousy, it was just a joke at most. Everyone had some idea in their hearts. Although Lady Funina was always laughing and getting close to her people, she was a god after all. Gods could put down their attitude and get along with their people, but their people could not raise themselves up and act presumptuously.

Besides, based on what Funina said, who could bear not to send the most sincere blessings?

That Ryder was a little ignorant and actually wanted to escape?

Directly escorted to the top of Momang Palace!

Anyway, this matter is a success, and it is a success if it doesn’t work. Now the whole of Fontaine is a big iron barrel, united to protect Lady Funina’s happiness.

But at this point, Lady Funina was a little worried again.

The verdict was issued, and the matter of getting married still needed to be considered for a long time. At present, the funds were approved, but what about the publicity? What about the guests? The wedding night… bah, bah, bah, no more shyness!

“Hey Fukalos, you were so cunning just now.”

On the way back to Fontaine, Funina complained.

“What’s wrong?” Fukalos’ voice sounded in her mind.

“You just said ‘Water God Fukalos’, I’ve never seen you so active before. You took the initiative after swearing to stay with Reid for life?”