He just played basketball and became the chosen one. - Chapter 198

c198 : Pierce is the only one in the league who is guilty of pornography.

The entire stadium was filled with a pungent smell that was hard to breathe.

When Pierce started to run thin today, Garnett thought about countless things that might happen.

For example, if he is replaced in the middle of a game to go to the bathroom, the team may even call a timeout to let him go to the bathroom at a critical moment.

But the scene in front of me

Garnett didn’t even dare to think about it!

He never imagined that Pierce would end up running around like this.

Ryan didn’t expect that he would actually beat the crap out of Pierce.

And it was so obvious.

In the original history, the fact that Pierce disappeared from the Finals was just a little obscene, so no one noticed it at first.

He pretended to be injured, but actually went to the locker room to relieve himself and then came back. It was even regarded as a typical case of the return of the king in the finals.

Because from the perspective of the fans at the time, Pierce returned to the locker room not long after being injured, and then played with the injury again.

The embarrassing incident turned out to be Pierce’s heroic moment.

I have to say, this is a wonderful transformation of decay into magic.

Not only did he not embarrass himself, he also made himself a hero to all of Boston.

But now, because Pierce is too obviously pornographic, there is no room for him to act!

Ryan had embarrassed him so much that he didn’t even have a chance to recover!

At this point, Pierce didn’t know what to do.

He just still covered his feet and pretended to be injured.

Garnett and Ray Allen couldn’t stand it anymore: “Stop pretending, Paul, your pants are all yellow!”

But Pierce was still very stubborn: “What’s so yellow? I’m obviously injured on my ankle!”

Garnett:

It’s over, Pierce has already begun to cover his ears.

He was too embarrassed to accept the reality!

The Celtics staff immediately pushed a wheelchair, and then everyone worked together to help Pierce into the wheelchair.

Holding back the disturbing smell, Celtics staff pushed Pierce off the court.

Pierce still insisted that he was injured. Regardless of whether others believed it or not, he had to get into the drama first!

As a result, Pierce went offline in this extremely humiliating way.

When he was pushed into the player tunnel, reporters were still following him with cameras.

Therefore, Pierce kept covering his leg, looking like he was in pain.

The staff of the Celtics are convinced. If Pierce goes to Hollywood, his achievements may be much higher than what he is now!

If you have diarrhea, you have diarrhea. You are pretending that your horse is injured!

For this kind of thing, you can go to the toilet by yourself, why do you have to let us push you with this unpleasant smell?

On the court, most of the players had not yet reacted.

The players on both teams are experienced fighters who have seen all kinds of situations.

Everyone has seen a lot of bloodshed suddenly occur when we are serious.

But I’ve never seen this guy suddenly spray a bunch of stuff when he was being serious!

Everyone has not recovered from the shock just now.

On the Celtics side, they don’t know how Pierce will behave in the future.

Today, Pierce was really embarrassed.

Before the game, he was the one who shouted the loudest, wanting to lock Ryan up or something.

As a result, after the game started, the defense was knocked to the ground and the offense became even more of a liability.

I thought it would be fine if he was slapped in the face, but he actually pooped in public

At this moment, even Barkley felt that Ajan could only be a deputy GOAT in terms of “being beaten in the finals”!

Pierce has completed surpassing Ajan!

No matter how badly James was beaten in the Finals last season, he was still miserable on a basketball level.

But the scene created by Pierce today is already a bit humiliating!

The live footage also showed Ryan, a man who means what he says.

In the past, he said how many points he could score, where he could be ranked, and what opponents he could defeat. He also did what he said, but it didn’t shock people that much.

But when Ryan said that he would beat the shit out of others, his deterrence would directly increase to a higher level from now on.

Artest admires Ryan to the point of admiration. Ryan is the real ruthless person!

Even if I have a fight with Big Ben, I can only fight for 1.5 Dangdang.

Ryan looked at Artest, who was full of admiration, speechlessly: “Don’t look at me with that expression. I really don’t know how he did it! This matter has nothing to do with me!”

Artest waved his hand and said, “I know everything. How can I ask more questions about this kind of thing? However, your concealed elbow just now was really beautiful, I saw it!”

Ryan:.

Ryan really wanted to use a hidden elbow to make Pierce remember. Who knew Pierce was so sensitive.

He actually has the kind of physique that makes him squirt as soon as he does it!

I should have known better than to elbow him!

I only knew that Pierce was eloquent on the top, but I didn’t expect that he was also eloquent on the bottom!

You are truly the number one troll in the league!

The game continued. Because Pierce was injured, Rivers finally had to play Tony Allen.

Mike Breen believes: “Pierce has diarrhea, ah no, after being injured and coming off the field, it will definitely have an impact on the game.”

He felt that although Pierce seemed useless before, the Celtics really couldn’t survive without him.

Pierce himself thought so too. He had to use a wheelchair just now and could not walk at all. As soon as he returned to the locker room, he was able to stand up and run all the way to the toilet.

Pierce knows very well that the team still needs him! You must go back immediately!

I have been completely humiliated tonight, and I can only save my face by winning.

As a result, Pierce quickly addressed his personal issues.

I washed my butt and put on a new jersey.

He wants to say goodbye to his dirty past!

Seeing Pierce preparing to return to the court, the staff asked him while covering his mouth and nose: “Do you still need a wheelchair?”

Pierce waved his hand with disdain on his face: “Wheelchair? No, no one can let me sit on that thing. I want to walk on the field by myself and perform the drama of Return of the King!”

After the injury, he returned to the court despite the injury and led the team to victory amid the admiration of his teammates and the cheers of the fans.

There is simply no more perfect script for the finals than this. Just thinking about it made Pierce start to have an orgasm inside his head!

Pierce was already immersed in the fantasy of the return of the king, but the staff were speechless:

“No one can let you use a wheelchair. But you just went back to the locker room in this!”

Besides, the return of the king after being injured is indeed very powerful, but

You have diarrhea!

Can this also be called the return of the king? ”

Pierce was furious at the time:

“This is obviously diarrhea caused by an injury! Oops, I’m too lazy to talk to you, I’m going to play again!”

The staff are all convinced, but you, you are tough when you talk with your pants up!

So, with firm steps, Pierce appeared at the tunnel, ran onto the court, and returned to the team’s bench.

For a moment, all the cameras were focused on Pierce’s return.

In Pierce’s eyes, his current image should be extremely majestic.

Fans from both sides must be particularly admiring themselves now!

But what the fans are really thinking is: “Why is this guy coming back? Doesn’t he still think he’s not embarrassed enough!?”

Mike Breen was also a little surprised when he saw Pierce, and couldn’t help but admire this guy’s psychological quality.

If this happened to him, he would just retire and forget about it.

But Pierce actually washed his butt and ran out again.

You are so shameless and invincible!

Pierce walked up to Rivers and deliberately made a bubble sound: “Coach, don’t worry, I’m back!”

Rivers glanced at Pierce: “Okay?”

“A little injury, it doesn’t matter!”

“No, I’m asking you, are you done?”

“Ah, what the hell, can basketball players be called bullies!?

As you said, I was seriously injured!

Let me play in my place, I will restore the situation! ”

Pierce said, his whole body became excited.

After finishing it, he felt much more comfortable now.

Now I am fully charged and will never act like a comedy again!

The result was something Pierce never expected.

Rivers didn’t rush to replace Pierce!

The Green Army coach waved his hand:

“Oh, you should go back and rest first, Paul. Right now, we are gaining momentum!”

Pierce:? ? ?

Without me, are you still going strong?

At this time, Pierce discovered that the Celtics were only 1 point behind the Nuggets!

After Tony Allen came on the court, he effectively restricted Ryan.

Although Ryan is not directly locked up, his scoring is indeed no longer arbitrary.

Moreover, Tony Allen and Garnett’s defensive cooperation is also very good.

Tony Allen’s defense is very passionate, but his heart is extremely calm.

He never gets up, can’t easily jump or start to steal, and knows exactly what he should do.

This guy rarely makes mistakes on the defensive end, giving Ryan the feeling that he can’t live a clean life no matter what.

Tony Allen + Garnett, this combination really put Ryan in trouble.

Relying on Tony Allen’s defense, the Celtics are getting better and better.

Mike Breen was praising Rivers: “Coach Rivers’ substitution is really a stroke of genius!”

However, Rivers himself still looked confused.

No, can this defense be matched like this?

How could it be so effective?

Why didn’t I notice it before?

Thibodeau is convinced. If you play Tony Allen early, we will overtake him!

Pierce was dumbfounded because the team played better without him!

Winning is not scary, no one is embarrassed.

He has always dreamed of using the return of the king drama to lead the team to counterattack and win.

As a result, during his absence, the team almost counterattacked!

Pierce is extremely embarrassed. Doesn’t this situation make me particularly useless?

Indeed, everyone was thinking during this period that if Pierce had diarrhea earlier, maybe the Celtics wouldn’t be so embarrassed!

Just like that, the Return of the King drama that Pierce wanted didn’t happen at all.

After he came back, Rivers pushed him to the bench, and Tony Allen used tough bites again and again to shine in the finals.

However, Tony Allen has always been a pure defensive player.

He has not yet been able to completely reverse the situation.

In the last 53 seconds of the game, the Celtics still trailed by 1 point. Moreover, the Nuggets have the ball at this time.

In this round, Tony Allen was still guarding Ryan. It lingers and corrodes the bones, lingering.

Ryan also experienced Tony Allen’s abnormal defense for the first time. Before that, Tony Allen had not transformed into a pure defensive player, and there were not many opportunities for the two sides to play against each other.

But now Ryan finally knows why Tony Allen is Kobe’s most respected defender.

This guy’s defense is indeed top-notch, and he is one of the few defenders who can make even superstars uncomfortable.

Under Tony Allen’s crazy struggle, Ryan never got a chance. So in the last 8 seconds of the game, Monta Ellis held the ball and prepared to end the attack.

In several previous rounds, it was Monta Ellis who took advantage of the Celtics’ defense to focus on Ryan, completed a breakthrough and successfully scored.

This time, he wanted to repeat his old tricks.

However, Garnett and Perkins will no longer relax their block on Ellis.

Seeing Ellis get to the basket, the two of them immediately rushed back to defend the basket.

Ellis jumped up and spun around in the air, seemingly trying to perform his signature 360 ​​layup.

Seeing this situation, Tony Allen’s eyes were also attracted by Ellis.

Everyone felt that he was going to end the offense himself.

Unexpectedly, after Ellis turned 180° in the air this time, he suddenly hovered for a while, twisted his body, forcibly terminated the turning action, and passed the ball to the bottom corner with his back to the basket. Ryan completed a 180° turn pass!

The pass was beautiful and no one expected the move.

Including Tony!

He thought Ellis was going for a layup just now, so he relaxed a few steps in pursuit of Ryan.

But who would have thought that Monta Ellis could actually find Ryan after turning around 180°!

By the time Tony sealed it again, it was too late.

Ryan took a decisive shot after receiving the basketball in the bottom corner and threw the ball before Tony Allen interfered.

The three-pointer also hit the net. This key long-range shot gave the Nuggets a 4-point lead at the last moment!

Monta Ellis’ spirituality played a huge role in this round! And Ryan, the leader, lived up to his teammates’ wonderful passes!

Tony Allen also covered his head with his hands. He really didn’t expect Ellis to pass the ball like that.

Damn it, who is a good person who can spread the word like him?

Rivers quickly paused the game and finally replaced Pierce.

The Celtics’ lineup at this time is Tony, Junzi Lei, Pierce, Garnett and Perkins.

Seeing this lineup, Thibodeau panicked:

“What are you doing in Tony’s place?

Now we need to score in this round, why did you replace Tony? ? ”

Rivers was confused at the time: “Didn’t you ask me to change it?”

“What I said is that the situation before can be changed. Now if you want to attack, you should go to Rondo! Otherwise, who will feed them the ball!?”

Thibodeau is really convinced. If Rivers wins the championship, it will definitely lower the value of the championship coach!

Sure enough, Kyle’s key attack ended in a mistake.

Pierce, who was looking forward to the return of the king, finally got a chance to shoot a three-pointer by running back this time.

As a result, Tony’s pass was delayed by half a beat, so when Pierce received the basketball, the space he gained had completely disappeared, and Artest had already defended him.

Thibodeau was so angry that his blood pressure soared. If Rondo had just passed the ball, Pierce might have hit a three-pointer!

In the end, with Artest’s defense, Pierce had to pass the ball to Ray Allen, but Ray missed Ryan’s strong shot from outside the three-point line.

With this missed goal, the game was finalized.

In the end, the Denver Nuggets defeated the Celtics 93-89 at home.

Big score in the finals: 1-0 lead!

Pierce almost fell to his knees directly after the game. Winning was his last resort to get rid of his shame, and he did catch the ball at the critical moment.

But he failed to do that and failed to save the team.

Today, he will be breasted to the end!

But Pierce still held back. Although there are great differences between Eastern and Western cultures, no matter which culture, men cannot kneel down easily.

What’s more, this is someone else’s home field.

No matter how humiliated and aggrieved Pierce was today, he couldn’t just kneel down at someone else’s home court, and he still had to walk out of the stadium by himself!

You can kneel down excitedly when you win. You can also kneel down on one knee temporarily if you fall down and feel too tired to get up.

But kneeling down directly after losing at the opponent’s home court? No, such a thing is absolutely impossible!

There shouldn’t be anyone who kneels directly at someone else’s home court after losing, right?

Pierce just clenched his fists and walked off the field. No matter what, he had to bear the consequences of losing this game.

He knew very well that losing the game was not the most painful thing.

The various public opinions he had to face after the game might be more humiliating than losing the game!

No, reporters on the field were already asking Ryan:

“Ryan, what do you have to say about beating the shit out of Pierce?”

Ryan was speechless. I really just rubbed it outside. I didn’t know he could squirt so much!

At the post-game press conference, reporters also ridiculed Pierce:

“Paul, is there really no one you care about in this world? How could you do such a thing directly on the court?”

“What do you think about Ryan once again walking his talk?”

“As the first player in NBA history to have his shit beaten out by his opponent, how do you feel about breaking this record? Which do you think is harder, shit or brains?”

Pierce covered his head on stage and really wanted to escape from the earth in a spaceship!

The photo of him lying on the floor with his pants all yellowed made him feel embarrassed when he saw it!

However, Pierce still insisted: “I told you, I am injured, injured!”

The main theme is a person who refuses to admit it.

Of course, Pierce insisted that he was injured, but he actually said that he was running away on the court!

The whole world was shocked by Pierce. They thought that Ajan last season was already the ceiling of the world, but he didn’t expect that there was someone with a stronger visual impact than him!

In China, some fans even recited a poem about this:

“He was carried off the field by you,

His face looked as ferocious as if he had been seriously injured.

Change the shit in your pants pocket,

He became the returned king! ”

This style is quite reminiscent of the great writer Jia Qianqian.

When the whole world is talking about your poop, the shame is beyond words!

In this game, Pierce was completely embarrassed.

He also admitted: “Ryan is an extremely good player. If we want to defeat him, we have to do better.”

People joked that Pierce was a man who never gave in even when he was hit 11 times.

As a result, Ryan made such a man surrender!

The next day, Jordan never expected that one day he would be interviewed for issues related to pooping.

During the draft lottery ceremony, a reporter took the opportunity to ask Jordan:

“McKen, you know about Ryan beating the shit out of his opponent in the first game of the finals, right?

This kind of thing can be achieved. Do you think Ryan is the most dominant player today? ”

Jordan spread his hands:

“Whether he is the most dominant depends on how many championships he can win in the end.

But what is certain is that he is definitely the most intimidating guy in the league!

If you ask me, the league should name a ruthless man of the year award after Ryan!

Be smart, if it were me, I would never challenge a guy who can score 61 points in a single game in the playoffs! ”

Jordan’s move can be regarded as giving Ryan affirmation.

At this point, Pierce paid a very heavy price for his stupid behavior before the game.

He has even surpassed James by half a stature!

At this time, Pierce is the only one in the league!

but!

Pierce lost, but the Celtics didn’t necessarily lose!

After losing the first game, the Celtics coaching staff reviewed the game and held a tactical meeting.

During the meeting, Thibodeau pointed out Rivers’ two poor rotation decisions. Tony is not used when he should be used, but he is used when he shouldn’t be used.

Facts have proved that using Tony Allen to defend Ryan during regular time is very effective.

As long as Ryan’s scoring can be suppressed, the Celtics have a chance to win.

The team did a very good job defending Ryan during the period after Pierce left the game.

In those rounds where key points are needed, Tony needs to be replaced and Rondo is used to deliver ammunition to the Big Three.

As long as these two points can be done well, the Celtics will be able to win the next game!

Rivers also benefited a lot after completing the tactical meeting.

Learned, learned! Next, I was cunning and won the Nuggets, which was no problem at all!

The news that Pierce was beaten to the point of diarrhea is indeed quite exciting.

Ryan has completely defeated Pierce.

But defeating Pierce isn’t enough to win.

Next, it has never been that easy to completely defeat this resolute Celtics.