I am cleaning the ground with artillery in the extraordinary world - Chapter 348
c337 “Isn’t it just a jumping machine? Are you afraid of this?”
“clear!!!”
A trace of excitement flashed in Black Doctor’s eyes, and he nodded seriously with a serious face. Brother Miao’s words meant that in the next period of time, many resources would be tilted toward him, which was an opportunity for him.
Others don’t get this treatment.
“no problem.”
Doctor Gou also smiled and stroked Black Doctor’s head. The more he looked at this little guy, the more he liked him. Ever since this little guy gave him all his experience points exchange cards, he knew he had seen the right person.
You know, this little guy could have given it to Brother Miao to claim credit, but this little guy didn’t. Instead, he gave it to him. He asked the black doctor privately, and the black doctor explained to him like this.
In terms of kindness, Brother Miao’s kindness to me must be greater, but when he was most desperate, it was you, Doctor Gou, who took me in. After learning about my ugly stories, you did not dislike me, but always took care of me. .
In terms of function, for Brother Miao, this experience point exchange card does not play a decisive role, but if it is given to Dr. Gou, it can greatly increase your combat power level in the Gravekeeper, and it can also improve Your place among the gravekeepers.
In terms of favors, if I give all these experience point exchange cards to Brother Miao, no matter whether I give them publicly or privately, other people will know about it, which is equivalent to kidnapping other people.
Others saw that I gave the experience point exchange card to Brother Miao. Should they give it to me or not?
Regardless of whether they give it away or not, they will definitely hold grudges against me in the end, blaming me for being such a sycophant. Not only will I be isolated and excluded, but it will even cause some class conflicts within the Gravekeepers.
But giving it to you, Dr. Gou, is different. You are my master, and it is only natural for a disciple to give a gift to his master. It’s hard for others to say anything, and no one else has been kidnapped.
When Black Doctor said these words, he felt that Black Doctor was unusual. The first two points were not difficult to think of, but the third point was really unimaginable to ordinary people. At such a young age, he had such an understanding of human nature. But it’s not low.
that’s the truth.
Many times, being excluded is not necessarily someone else’s problem. Sometimes there are reasons for it, but you just don’t want to admit it or you don’t realize it.
After making all preparations, there are only five minutes left before the secret realm begins.
Chen Miao took out a cigarette from his arms, threw it into his mouth, lit his victory cigar, flexed his body, and began to wonder what the content of this secret realm would be. He liked this kind of rewarding secret realm. Is there any He didn’t care about the danger.
After all, no matter how high the risk factor is, it won’t endanger him.
The main reason is that the rewards in this secret realm are very high.
For example, yesterday’s S-level secret realm rose to nearly 20 levels in a few days. Gee, it was so cool. He didn’t have high expectations for this secret realm. He didn’t expect that he could reach another 20 levels in this secret realm. As long as he could Just break through level 60.
After level 60, he can be promoted to the fifth-level gun demon, and then he can have the professional weapon “Matrix Sky Eye Cannon” that he has been dreaming about.
He has skins and accessories ready.
Everything is ready, all that is left is the east wind!
Five minutes passed in an instant. Soon, a white light flashed in front of all the players on Blue Star, and then they appeared in a huge amusement park!
And a panel also popped up on everyone’s panel!
“Name of the secret realm”: Seven days!
“Secret Realm Level”: None.
“Introduction to the secret realm”: All players in this secret realm will never die. The secret realm lasts for 7 days. Within 7 days, you can do whatever you want in this amusement park and explore this amusement park as much as possible. And find your strengths and get your rewards.
A very simple panel.
This panel is almost the simplest secret realm panel they have ever seen.
What really shocked them was the huge amusement park in front of them.
“This is too big.”
Chen Miao stood at the entrance of the amusement park and looked up at the huge amusement park in front of him. The tallest building jumping machine may be tens of thousands of meters high, and it plunges straight into the clouds, with no end visible at all.
The entrance gate of the amusement park alone is only a hundred meters high and several hundred meters wide.
The size of that pirate ship looks the same as a destroyer.
There is a sign of “77 Branch Park” at the entrance of the playground.
Obviously, all players are not put into an amusement park. After all, no matter how big a person is, they cannot be crammed into an amusement park, unless all these billions of people are minced into minced meat, and then rolled around like dung beetles. Meat balls, this could be put into an amusement park.
And it’s more than enough.
At this time, many players around were talking and rushed into the amusement park with excited faces, obviously not daring to waste a moment.
Chen Miao also led Hungry Monkey and others into the amusement park along with the crowd. As soon as they entered the amusement park, there were question marks above all the attractions, just like the question mark above the head of the NPC who issued the task.
And the closest amusement project to them.
It is a mysterious cabin. There are no staff in the entire amusement park except the players.
The name of this project is “Actually You Are Strong”!
A very inspiring name.
–
“Project Name”: Actually you are very strong.
“Project Introduction”: In the Mystery House, there are countless challenges. You can choose any number. Each challenge will rank the participating players, and the top 100 players under each challenge will receive rewards.
The first place will receive a 1 million experience point exchange card or 1 million star coins.
The second to tenth place will receive 500,000 experience value exchange cards or 500,000 star coins.
After the tenth place, you will get 200,000 experience points exchange card or 200,000 star coins.
–
At this time, quite a few players have gathered at the door of this hut, looking at the specific challenges below the project panel. There are many types of challenge projects.
for example–
“Challenge who can eat spicy food the best!”
“Challenge who can hold his breath the longest!”
“Who is the best Go player? Challenge!”
“Who lifts the most powerful challenge!”
Countless challenges that are closely related to people’s daily lives have made many players ready to give it a try.
“I won’t say anything else.”
Hungry Monkey rolled up his sleeves quite confidently: “The first place in this weightlifting challenge must be mine, right? I don’t believe who is stronger than me in Blue Star right now!”
“do not talk.”
Chen Miao also became interested, and looked at the tomb guardians behind him with great interest: “Go and try to see if you have any strengths, and see if you can get a ranking or something. The reward is not low.”
One hour.
Chen Miao and others left the cabin with satisfied expressions.
Chen Miao won the first place in the challenge of “Who can kill a million monsters the fastest?” Under this challenge, he went all out and won the first place. However, the reward has not been distributed yet and has to wait for seven days. Finally, after the secret realm ends, the data of all players who participated in the challenge are summarized.
Only then can we get the real first place.
He is only temporarily ranked first, but if nothing else happens, no one will be able to surpass him.
Hungry Monkey took two first places, one for strength and one for food intake, and easily won the first place.
The Black Doctor also won the first place, but it had nothing to do with art, but who could dismember a human being the fastest and strip out all the nerves. When the Black Doctor won the first place, the other members of the Gravekeeper They all looked at the black doctor with complicated expressions.
They felt that this boy was not a normal person.
How could a normal person know so much about dismembering the human body?
Even Bai Lao, who has always been unknown, won first place.
The challenge content is——
“Speak as many non-repetitive names as possible in one breath, regardless of gender, regardless of whether the name actually exists in reality.”
This challenge is actually not difficult.
As long as your lung capacity is good enough, you can keep talking with your eyes closed, such as Wang 1, Wang 2, Wang 3, Wang 4, etc., but Bai Lao still easily won the first place.
It was at this time.
Only then did they learn another characteristic of Bai Lao. Bai Lao is a living dead and does not need oxygen or ventilation.
Others still need to ventilate, but Bai Lao just takes one breath without stopping.
Bai Lao originally wanted to participate in the “Who can hold his breath the longest challenge”, but it was determined that he did not need to breathe and was not eligible to participate.
Except for these few people, the results achieved by others were average.
“not bad.”
Chen Miao and the others walked happily towards the next attraction, especially Hungry Monkey, who walked at the front, constantly looking around at the lively players and said cheerfully: “This feels a bit like going on vacation, quite good.”
“Especially since the rewards are pretty good.”
“The rewards for the first project are so good, how can the rewards for the remaining projects be any worse?”
Soon they came to another project, which was a huge room. At this time, many people gathered outside the room and looked at the project panel and whispered. Chen Miao and others also squeezed in.
“Project name”: Human body puzzle.
“Project Restrictions”: This project is only available to couples or couples who have been in a relationship for more than 30 days. Single players cannot participate.
“Project Introduction”:
1: Every time 20 pairs of couples are gathered, a round begins, and each round lasts for one hour.
2: All female players will be divided into eighty-eight pieces of minced meat, and then the minced meat of 20 female players will be mixed together and spread evenly in the room. Male players need to find themselves among the pile of minced meat as soon as possible. The minced meat of his girlfriend and put it together to look like his own girlfriend.
3: The fastest player in each group will receive a reward of 100,000 experience points or 100,000 star coins.
4: Each player can only participate once.
“.”
Looking at the introduction to the project, even Chen Miao, who had seen strong winds and waves, couldn’t help but froze in place, his eyes a little dull. He knew every word in the introduction to the project, but why didn’t he recognize the words when they were put together?
Human body puzzle?
What kind of gameplay is this?
Can people still play like this?
There is also a huge display screen outside the room, which clearly records the live footage on the screen.
Twenty men were anxiously rummaging through a pile of minced meat to find the body parts that belonged to their wives. The fastest man had already pieced together the upper body of his wife. The body was not divided by rules. The parts that belonged to his wife could be found through the teeth. That body part of my wife.
However, although it was minced meat, there was no blood flowing out, and it did not seem to have anything to do with blood.
“The world has finally reached a point where I can’t understand it at all.”
Hungry Monkey looked at the live scene on the screen with an expressionless face: “This is the girls’ group, and there is the boys’ group. The boys over there are divided into 88 pieces, and the girls are assembling their boyfriends’ bodies.”
“And it looks like there’s even a fight!”
Sure enough, there was a live scene on another screen!
Two girls were arguing with red faces: “This belongs to my husband, not your husband!”
“Fart, this belongs to my husband. How many times have I used it? Can I not be more familiar with it than you?”
“How can your husband be so long?”
“You can tell if my husband is this long!”
“Nonsense, your husband and I are tired of sleeping, okay?”
“Damn it, I know it, you stinky cousin, I know it”
“well.”
Chen Miao let out a long sigh, gently rubbed his temples and walked away from the crowd to the other side. He still didn’t want to participate in this project. He didn’t like the 100,000 experience points, and he really couldn’t accept the gameplay of this project.
Those minced meats don’t have clothes.
This situation is simply unbearable for a person with emotional mysophobia like him.
certainly
The most important thing is that he also does not have a girlfriend and is not eligible to participate.
And it seems that there are only buts in the Tomb Keeper force at the moment.
“Yes.”
He suddenly came to his senses and turned to look at the people behind him: “We, the tombkeepers, are almost thirty, why are they all single? Can’t you find a girlfriend?”
“Well”
The hungry monkey who was suddenly touched suddenly froze with a smile on his face for a long time before looking at Brother Miao faintly: “Brother Miao, we are in a place like this extremely cold place all day long, how can we have any chance of contact with women? ah?”
“Let alone the woman you like, she’s not even a female creature.”
“Originally, I gave up my own plaything bitch to my brothers. You haven’t seen the frequency of these beasts. If it weren’t for the black doctor, I feel like my little bitch would have died long ago.”
“No problem.”
The black doctor adjusted his glasses frame with a calm expression: “It is a doctor’s bounden duty to save lives and heal the wounded.”
“.”
Chen Miao choked for a moment and did not speak anymore, but continued to move towards the next project.
They arrived quickly. They saw the jumping machine at the entrance of the amusement park. When they got closer, they could see how exaggerated the jumping machine was. When they stood in front of the jumping machine and looked up, they could not see the end point at all. They could only see that the jumping machine had already reached the end. Completely submerged in the clouds.
“Project name”: Jumping machine.
“Project Introduction”: Players need to approach the jumping machine, and then the jumping machine will rise to the highest point, and then fall rapidly and freely. All participating players will receive 200,000 experience points as rewards.
“Hey, this is good.”
Chen Miao nodded thoughtfully. Although the experience value was a little less, the victory was because there were no conditions. As long as he completed it, he would get the reward.
But it was a little higher than a normal amusement park jumping machine, so the shock was a little bigger.
But for extraordinary beings like them, this is hardly a problem.
There were a lot of people surrounding the jumping machine, which had just finished the previous group. The green light was flashing at this time, which meant that you could enter at any time, but no one around the players looked complicated and planned to step forward.
“how?”
Hungry Monkey glanced at the crowd curiously: “Are you so cowardly? If you are so brave, if you encounter some supernatural secret realm, won’t you be scared to death?”
“Isn’t it just a jumping machine? Are you afraid of this?”
“嘤”
At this moment, a faint wailing sound sounded in the hungry monkey’s ears. The hungry monkey was stunned for a moment and glanced around. No one was injured around him. He picked his ears and thought he heard it wrong. .
Then suddenly I found a pool of bright red fruit puree at my feet.
Looks extremely disgusting.
It was like a cup of strawberry smoothie had been poured on the ground. The juice and flesh were mixed together, a bit like drunken vomit, quite disgusting.
Take a closer look.
There are actually many pools of strawberry puree on the surrounding ground.
“What qualities.”
Hungry Monkey waved his hands with a dissatisfied expression, glanced at everyone and said disdainfully: “Even if this secret realm is not a place to stay for a long time, you should at least pay attention to some quality, right?”
“Brother Miao, let’s go?”
“.”
At this time, Chen Miao suddenly remained expressionless and silent. After a moment, he suddenly sighed and shook his head: “No, you go ahead. I suddenly have a stomachache and want to poop.”
“ah?”
The hungry monkey was stunned and subconsciously said: “It’s okay, we’ll wait for you. Brother Miao, you go first.”
“Don’t wait for me. I think it will take a long time, so I won’t waste time doing this. I have enough experience. After you guys sit down, I will be finished. Let’s go directly to the next project.”
“Well”
Hungry Monkey nodded: “Alright.”
Then he happily led his brothers onto the jumping machine while everyone watched with complicated expressions.
As soon as Hungry Monkey and the others entered the jumping machine and began to rise slowly, the puddles of bright red fruit puree on the ground began to boil. After a while, the puddles of bright red fruit puree turned into individual players.
It’s just that these players are all pale at this moment, lying on the ground, their bodies twitching constantly and their eyes dull, as if they have experienced some kind of painful torture!
You can imagine what kind of impact can turn a living person into a puddle of flesh!
If it weren’t for the rule that there is absolutely no death in this secret realm, these players would have been on the hell bus!
But even so.
Judging from the expressions on these players’ faces, they must be in some pain…
Seeing this scene, Chen Miao couldn’t help but burst into cold sweat on his back. He just smelled the smell of blood in the meat paste and felt something was wrong, so he refused to participate. He really didn’t want to give himself up for 200,000 experience points. It was so embarrassing.
But he is not short of 200,000 experience points, but the brothers who are the tombkeepers are not!
What’s more, he can’t die anyway.
Just think of it as exercise.
And at this time——
The jumping plane that Hungry Monkey and others were on was rising rapidly. It was rising very fast. In not only half a minute, they had already passed through the clouds and were already thousands of meters above the ground.
“Tsk.”
Hungry Monkey sat on the seat and touched the two safety buckles and three safety ropes that tied him tightly to the seat. He felt full of security and casually lit a cigarette for himself. After puffing up his breath, he looked at the transparent plastic cover above his head, and at the invisible edge of the jumping machine track above his head, and couldn’t help but click his tongue.
“This jumping machine is high enough!”
“really.”
Dr. Gou’s palms were already a little sweaty at this time. He just held the safety buckle in his arms, his breathing stopped and his mouth tightened as he looked up at the endless track of the jumping machine above his head. Adrenaline began to burst out.
“that.”
The black doctor sitting next to Doctor Gou looked puzzled and said: “Doctor Gou, I want to ask, the experience points given by this project are not experience point redemption cards. If I am a professional, it is useless to ask for experience points. ”
“This experience point is completely wasted.”
“Why did you, old man, drag me up here?”
The little bitch sitting next to her, her face full of fear and her voice sharpened, her body tensed together, and her face was pale and she trembled: “Brothers, am I not a mascot? I am not a transcendent, put me What are you pulling up for?”
Just when the hungry monkey wanted to respond to these chattering discussions, the rising speed of the jumping machine suddenly began to accelerate. In less than a minute or two, it had already passed through the atmosphere!
They have even arrived in the universe!
From this angle, they can already overlook the Blue Star. Unexpectedly, they can still overlook the Blue Star even though they are in the secret realm.
“There seems to be something wrong.”
Even Hungry Monkey looked a little panicked at this time. Is the height of this fucking jumping machine too outrageous? Where the hell did this go?
at this time–
Didn’t give them much time to react!
The seat directly under their buttocks suddenly began to slowly turn around, turning each of their bodies in one direction and pointing their heads towards the blue star.
The next second!
Light blue flames began to erupt from behind all the seats!
A huge thrust came from below the butt!
Then these seats started to fly out of the jumping machine one by one. Amid bursts of screams, they rushed towards the ground with the hungry monkey and others!
A few seconds later!
The safety buckle is released and the seat disassembles!
All the members of the Tomb Guards were in extremely painful states such as hypothermia, suffocation, and high speed. The seats gave them a speed of more than 30,000 kilometers per hour, and they smashed straight towards the ground!
And that’s just the initial speed!
Under the influence of acceleration, this speed becomes faster and faster!
until
A few seconds later, everyone in the amusement park saw more than twenty meteors hitting the jumping machine.
“Bang!!!”
After a huge crash.
There are more than twenty beaches of strawberry puree near the jumping machine again, which is fresher and more delicious.
The falling position is even exactly the same as the position of the strawberry puree just now, and it looks like it was precisely set by the program.
When the surrounding players saw this scene, they all remained expressionless and silent.
Obviously this scene was not the first one they had seen.
This is why, as long as you participate once, you can get such a high reward of 200,000, which is enough experience for a level 0 transcendent to rise to more than ten levels in one go, but no one comes forward.
This kind of pain and fear is really not something ordinary people can bear.
“.”
Chen Miao rubbed his nose in embarrassment. He was still a powerful tombkeeper, not an ordinary person!
After a while.
The flesh and blood on the ground gradually re-formed into a human shape under the gaze of everyone. The pale-faced hungry monkey lay on the ground and twitched for a long time before looking up at Chen Miao in the crowd with dull eyes.
“Brother Miao, did you know this earlier?”
“I do not know.”
A trace of anxiety flashed in Chen Miao’s eyes: “I just came back from using the toilet. Why did you drop it directly from the sky? How is it? Are you okay?”
“.”
Hungry Monkey glanced at his intact body, and couldn’t help but recall the despair he felt when he told Xia Xiang just now. He opened and closed his mouth slightly and didn’t know how to answer. Should he say that he was fine, or was there something wrong?
But, at any rate.
The 200,000 experience points arrived, which brought him some comfort.
Then he took a deep breath, got up from the ground, lit a cigarette and put it in his mouth. He glanced at the people around him, with contempt and disdain on his face: “You’re all waiting to see the show, aren’t you? Watch. Is it finished? Does it look good?”
“You guys are happy, I got 200,000 experience points.”
“Yes, the height is a bit high, and it hurts a bit to get up from the ground, but so what?”
“Think about it, does it hurt like this, or does it hurt when the next civilized war happens because you are powerless, and the enemy rapes your wife, mother, and daughter in front of you, or does it hurt when the enemy cuts off the limbs of your family and friends in front of you? Headache?”
“This pain can be repaired due to the rules of the secret realm!”
“But in the next civilized war, because of your incompetence, will your dead family and friends be repaired?”
“200,000 experience points!”
“Do you know how difficult it is to get 200,000 experience points outside this secret realm? Let me tell you, if you clear an F-level secret realm perfectly, you can get 100 secret realms. To get 200,000 experience points, you need to clear at least 2,000 levels perfectly. F-level secret realm.”
“Looking at your own greed for life and fear of death, do you think you are worthy of completing 2,000 F-level secret realms perfectly?”
“A bunch of trash!”
Hungry Monkey looked at the crowd with sarcastic eyes, and everyone spat thick phlegm on the ground, and then squeezed into the crowd without looking back. However, the tombkeepers and everyone who were still wailing on the ground, were overwhelmed by Hungry Monkey’s passion. Under the full speech, he forced himself to swallow his wails.
He stood up with a cold face and followed him like a hungry monkey, like a group of tough guys, not caring at all about the pain just now.
And many players around him were so embarrassed that they lowered their heads in shame!
The next second!
Many players in the crowd walked out with the courage to face death and strode towards the jumping machine with the green light flashing!
“Brother is right, what’s the matter if it hurts a little? If it doesn’t hurt now, can it be far away from the pain?”
“The pain can be repaired now, but who will fix the pain in the future?”
For a time, the courage of many people was inspired, and they rushed onto the jumping machine, vying for position.
Hungry Monkey, on the other hand, sneakily walked around Chen Miao from the other side, with a look of excitement and anticipation on his face, looking straight at the jumping machine that had begun to rise.
“Damn it, I want to watch a show this time too!”
“I also want to see the artificial strawberry jam.”