I established Kua Kua Cult in Naruto - Chapter 836
c824 Cats are rebellious and always want to challenge the authority of their owners
“Tatsuma! I seem to have come to my senses!”
At Tatsuma’s house, Minato suddenly appeared, looking at Tatsuma with a somewhat angry expression. Tatsuma stretched, and the big cat in his arms that was “seconded” from Shisui instantly escaped from Tatsuma’s clutches and ran to Minato’s feet, rubbing against him. Looking at Minato.
“What did you react to?”
Opening the small refrigerator he had just purchased and placing in the room, he took out a can of strawberry yogurt. Tatsuma threw the yogurt to Minato, who took it without politeness and said:
“Look, originally, you said you wanted to research a technique and asked me to take over for you. I accepted it and could come back to work after you developed the technique.
Then you had a physical problem and you said you needed some rest, and I agreed, right? ”
Tatsuma nodded, Minato’s face became a little excited, and said: “So, my days as a substitute should end when you recover, and I don’t have to continue to be so busy.
But you suddenly made a fishing plan. It seemed like you were fishing for other ninja villages, but in fact I was the fish in the water!
I suddenly realized now that no matter how this matter develops, I have to help you complete the work that should be yours. This is clearly work that I don’t need to do after you recover.
I went back after working overtime last night, and Xiaojiu wouldn’t let me into the room. I sat in the living room all night before I figured it out. I was actually the biggest victim! ”
“Hahaha~”
Tatsuma fell down on the bed with a slump, as if some long-awaited comedy was finally released, his smile was even a little twisted, which was in sharp contrast to Minato’s indignation.
Seeing Tatsuma’s performance, Minato became even more angry and said, “So from the beginning, you knew that the person who would lose the most when you made this plan was me, right?”
Tatsuma suppressed his smile with difficulty, sat up straight, and said: “Indeed, I knew it from the beginning, but I really didn’t expect that you only figured it out now.
I thought you were happy with your job as Hokage, but I didn’t expect you didn’t see it. ”
“You’ve gone too far!”
Minato was still a little angry, but Tatsuma could tell that Minato was not angry because of the increase in work, but because of the disharmony in the family caused by the increase in work.
To put it bluntly, he was so angry that it was Tatsuma who prevented him from sleeping with his wife last night, not Busy himself.
Minato came to Tatsuma now, not to refuse to take up the job of Hokage, but to vent the resentment accumulated last night, and express his stance to Tatsuma by the way, asking Tatsuma to find a way to restore harmony between their husband and wife.
“You, you won’t do it for personal gain at all. This matter can actually be solved very easily.”
As a single man, Tatsuma gave Jiangshan guidance: “Now that the entire Konoha is under your control, it is very simple to do something.
The new area has not been opened yet, so the first time is always precious. You can use your authority, for example, let the amusement park try it out, and then you take Kushina with you and say that you will reserve the place and take her to play. .
At the highest point of the Ferris wheel, give a kiss, or betray your lust, are you still afraid that Kushina won’t forgive you? Then choose a restaurant and let the chef come to try it out and give her a perfect dinner.
Finally, take a beautiful bath in a hot spring that no one has defiled. I guarantee that your love will be even better than before. ”
Listening to Tatsuma’s suggestion, Minato felt his cheeks heat up just by imagining it. After hesitating for a while, he said uncertainly: “But this kind of behavior is not good, right?”
“What’s wrong? You act as the Hokage, test the safety of the amusement park, test the chef skills and restaurant environment used to entertain distinguished guests, and then go to the core scenic spot to experience it as a tourist.
Can you say that these are not things that the Hokage should do? It’s just that you brought another senior member of the village to participate. ”
Chenma shrugged. As a master of accounting, the small refrigerator in his room was considered a necessary expense for the construction and development of the village, and he did not pay a penny.
Minato hesitated for a moment, then nodded and said: “Then I’ll go try, no, I’ll go check out the facilities and equipment in the new area. But Naruto and Kushina won’t trust him to stay at home alone.”
“You can throw it to me, since I have a lot of children to play with him here, or send it to Fugaku so that he can cultivate a friendship with Sasuke, or… throw it to Hizu, whose daughter is of the right age. ”
“Is it too early?”
“Naruto is already four years old. In two or three years, you will be at the age when your love begins. Didn’t you also miss Kushina at that time?”
“That’s all right. Then I’ll ask Senior Rizu for his opinion.”
Minato scratched his head and was about to leave, but as if he thought of something, he said, “But work.”
“If you can’t finish it, you can leave it or send it to me.”
“good!”
Minato no longer hesitated and disappeared, but came back a second later. He accidentally took away Sadaharu who was holding his pants.
After being sent back by Minato, Sadharu slapped his tail unhappily, then walked to Tatsuma’s ankle and bit him hard.
“Hiss~”
The bite force of Tatsuharu was probably no less than the arm strength of an average jounin. Even Tatsuma let out a cry of pain, and then he pulled it behind him, grabbed its limbs, and buried his head in Tatsuharu’s belly. Dingchun struggled and shouted.
“Ah. Ah, cut!”
Chenma didn’t let Dingchun go until he was pricked by cat hair and sneezed. Looking at Dingchun who was hiding on the window sill and licking his fur constantly, Chenma thought about it and asked: “Do you want to make progress? Dingchun?” ”
Dingchun narrowed his eyes at Tatsuma, and then continued to lick his fur, as if he was too lazy to pay attention. However, Tatsuma stood up and condensed the chakra in his right hand, which was pure Yang Escape chakra.
“You can no longer match Shisui’s strength now, it’s time to improve.”
As he spoke, Tatsuma poured Yang Escape Chakra into Dingchun’s body, and at the same time, a stream of life force was also injected into Dingchun’s flesh, bones, and hair.
“Meow~roar~”
“Bang~”
The window sill suddenly collapsed, and a cat’s head, which was as big as a yoga ball, bit into Tatsuma’s head, swallowing his head directly.
Dingchun patted Tatsuma’s body with his paw in confusion. Why did it become so small?
“open.”
Tatsuma’s dull and helpless voice sounded, Dingchun let go of his mouth, Tatsuma brushed his wet and sticky hair, looked at Dingchun with disgust, who stood up two heads taller than him, and said: “It has become too much.” It’s big, I hope Shisui won’t be frightened.
But this way we can live up to the name Dingchun. ”
Tatsuma rubbed Dingharu’s cat’s head with both hands and said, “Next, let me teach you some ninjutsu. Maybe you can become a ninja cat that is as good as the immortals of the three holy places?”
Dingchun walked around the room a few times before he seemed to realize what was happening. Then he looked at Tatsuma gloomily, and heard the low sound of the engine inside his body.
“Cats are really rebellious creatures. It seems that you are not satisfied with being a pillow, and are eager to use it as a bed.”
Chenma rubbed his fists and hands and walked towards Dingchun.
In the next few days, Minato’s face became red. Even when he handed over work to Tatsuma, he smiled and even asked Tatsuma if he needed to rest for a while.
Enjoying the aggrieved Sadaharu stepping on his back, Tatsuma looked at the documents sent by Minato and said: “You can continue to do your work, but leave it to me to entertain the envoys from Sunagakure Village who arrived in advance. ”
“Is it because of Ye Cang?”
Minato asked with a smile as his aunt, Tatsuma paused for a second, shook his head, and said, “Rasa’s youngest son, I plan to let him stay in Konoha to study.”
“Don’t be confused, we in Konoha don’t need a child as a hostage.”
“Is there a possibility that I have taken a fancy to this child’s talent and plan to make him my student?”
Tatsuma looked at Minato speechlessly, this guy was getting more and more malicious at judging himself, Minato shook his head and said: “It’s hard to say what other people say, but I don’t believe what you say.
Moreover, even if you really let that child become your student, are you sure you are not misleading others? ”
“Just wait until I finish the massage and see if I hit you or not!” (End of Chapter)