I live in a desert island property - Chapter 546
c527 Zhang Ming begged like crazy
[Mr. Zhang, I have a big question… Didn’t you say that all the money you earn should be used to invest in you? 】
Gourd questioned quietly, looking very confused.
[Now that I am exposed, I am a little scared. This is different from the planned plan… In fact, I don’t like contact with strangers. 】
You are so scared, you must be so happy now.
Zhang Ming explained seriously: “Well, I just thought about it and suddenly figured it out… neither of us should be left behind. If you just invest in me, it would be really unfair to you.”
“We are all independent individuals and should all develop, instead of you being completely dependent on me.”
【Uh-huh! 】
“On the one hand, if this cooperation can go smoothly, the Demonic Sea will not collapse so easily… We don’t need to rush to dig a hole to escape, right?”
【It seems like this. 】
“As long as the Sea of Demon Gods does not collapse, those civilizations will continue to provide the source of the world. I make money by digging holes, and you make money by helping them realize their wishes.”
“One day, your wealth will far exceed your long-cherished wish. Then you will find a way to kill the other party and become the ultimate demon.”
“This plan is better than wandering around the world, right?”
The gourd continued to heat up, and white mist appeared faintly: [You are really humorous, you have one idea a day, and the most important thing is that these ideas seem to make sense… I am actually not good at fighting, and I don’t like fighting. I think it’s better to invest in you. I don’t need investment here. 】
Zhang Ming said quickly: “No, no, no, I just want to put it in ruins. After digging a tunnel, I can put it in place. Then I will invest all the money in you.”
“Whatever ability you want, just make a wish through the Judgment Scale.”
“Anyway, no matter how strong I am, I’m just a burrowing beast. As long as I can lick you, the devil of wishes, there’s no point in fighting for me.”
“You will be the most popular person in the eyes of all civilizations from now on.”
I really don’t know if you are good at fighting, I just know that you like money.
I’m giving you money now, so don’t pretend to object, okay?
Zhang Ming whispered: “Demon God of Wishes, even if you make money, you will never leave me, right?”
[Well, I will never leave you. 】
[No matter what your wish is, I can help you realize it. 】
This time, Miss Calabash did not hesitate and said this sentence smoothly. It seems that she really wants to stay here forever…
Zhang Ming felt that he was too perverted.
The abyss of mental illness is getting closer every day.
But he seemed to have succeeded, stabilizing [Long-cherished Wish] who was committing the crime of jealousy.
He couldn’t help but glance at the numbers in the piggy bank, where the real Calabash Girl was sending “6”, “233”, and finally “88”.
Although he clearly knew that she agreed with his decision, he still felt a chill coming from nowhere.
Zhang Ming felt depressed. He felt that his mental internal friction was very serious and he might have a split personality at any time.
I even couldn’t help but want to look up to the sky and roar: God, please fuck me, fuck me to death!
…
But obviously, the conference room remained silent.
Many civilizations would not rashly trust Zhang Ming’s words.
Digging a hole is a hole, and they are willing to bear it even if there are risks, but [hope] or [long-cherished wish] is another matter.
“Let’s do this. I will make a wish now and show it to you. Anyway, I am the one who pays the price. You just need to be a bystander. Lord Shimama also knows some things and can be a notary.”
Shimama trembled twice. It felt that [Hope] was a bit weird now, not as gentle and interesting as before, but it was concerned about the friendship in the past and did not express any objections.
“Calabash Sister…[Hope] can indeed realize some wishes, even without any cost.” Shimama said, “For example, let her tell a hell joke, which she is best at.”
“What, you’ve known each other forever? Can you still tell jokes?” Gui Ya was stunned.
“I’m a dignified Xuanwu, and I know one or two demon gods. Isn’t it normal? We’ve known each other for hundreds of years, so what’s wrong with asking her to tell a joke?” Shimama jumped up and shouted enthusiastically, “I, old Shitou, let her tell a joke every day. She tells jokes, do you believe it?”
Not only the ghost crows and goat-headed monsters, but also the major civilizations in the Sea of Demon Gods were shocked.
Are you so crazy that even the devil can have a relationship?
“Hulu, tell me a joke, please.” Old Stone’s voice wailed.
It’s just a pity that the gourd ignored it at all.
Zhang Ming cleared his throat. He must now convince these civilizations to invest in [Long-cherished Wish], otherwise this madman will destroy the burial world again: “Everyone, [Hope] is really a very easy-to-talk demon. As long as you don’t let her lose money, she will I will try my best to fulfill most of your wishes.”
“Not only that, she can also dispatch the Demon God, provided that the interests of the Demon God are not harmed. She can obtain some high-quality derivatives of the Demon God’s rules at a lower cost.”
“Well, let me show you her abilities now.”
Next, Zhang Ming muttered some scriptures that he couldn’t understand, and summoned the gourd.
It’s still that red flame!
Emitting a hot and mysterious halo, the idealistic rules in the space are being rejected. .
If he relies on the “Eye of Time and Space” or his own perception ability, Zhang Ming really can’t tell whether this ball of flame is [Hope] or [Long-cherished Wish].
The detector in the conference room also beeped, which was an alarm that detected the devil’s rules.
“Dear Miss [Hope], please give me a Fruit of Eden. I want to give it to a friend.” Zhang Ming begged shamelessly.
[Okay, Mr. Zhang, I will fulfill your wish now. Because you are the closest person to me, I will give you as much as you want. 】
A hard-to-find Fruit of Eden appeared in front of Zhang Ming.
Zhang Ming gave the fruit to the goat-headed monster.
The goat-headed monster was immediately startled, wondering whether he should accept such a precious gift.
“I want one too, please, I want one too, please!” Lord Shimama wailed.
[Okay, after so many years of friendship, I can give you a small gift. 】
Master Shimama got a smaller fruit. She was a little dissatisfied, but she was able to accept it.
The ghost crow standing next to him almost stared out of his eyes. This thing is worth 100,000! Can I, Ghost Crow, beg?
I saw Zhang Ming starting to beg crazily again: “I also want a highest-level Demon God Contract, a life-long fruit, and materials that the Demon God [Kill] can produce.”
The flame burned quietly for a while, and then a response came: [The cost of the Demon God Contract and the Life-Life Fruit is relatively low, I can give it to you for free, because you are the closest person to me. 】
Zhang Ming was really convinced, and the real Miss Calabash came over directly and said in a weird tone, “Humph~Uncle Zayu, do you want to eat me?”
Your [Long-cherished Wish] sister is obviously very stingy, so you really don’t need to stress “the closest person” every time you give me something.
[I just communicated with the Demon God [Kill]. The resources it can produce are… a cold weapon called ‘Evil Weapon’. This weapon contains the rules of the devil. After killing a living creature, it can absorb life force, help the user restore physical fitness and enhance vitality. 】
[Using ‘evil soldiers’ to kill creatures for a long time will greatly speed up your practice. 】
[At the same time, this weapon can almost be regarded as the sharpest weapon in the world, because it is constructed according to the rules of the Demon God [Kill] and is indestructible. 】
The goat-headed monster’s pupils dilated slightly. As the suppressor of the demon god [Kill], it was very familiar with this strange demon god.
“Evil Soldiers” are indeed produced by the Demon God [Kill], but they are extremely rare. Only those with the most potential are qualified to be given “Evil Soldiers”.
At the same time, this genius had to sign an extremely harsh contract: for example, every hundred years, he had to hunt a stronger person than himself.
This contract is really harsh!
If not, how could [Kill] give you the best weapon?
But now, [Hope] revealed this secret in just a few words.
The goat-headed monster is a little uneasy. This mysterious and weird demon god really has some strength.
“What about the side effects? Using this evil weapon won’t have side effects, right?” Zhang Ming asked again.
Red Flame said in that crisp voice: [Ordinary people who use evil weapons have to sign a contract with harsh conditions with the demon god [Kill]. So I want to convince it that the cost price of selling it to me is relatively high, but as long as I buy it and transfer it to others, there is no need to sign a contract and there will be no side effects. 】
[If you want, I can give you one for free. After all, you are my closest person. 】
Zhang Ming looked around.
Sure enough, everyone was shocked.
Especially the old guys in the same conference room and Jia Yushi looked at him like a monster.
It turns out that being a dog licker is real!
This… why is this demon so easy to talk to?
Is there any conspiracy behind it?
“Um, dear Demon God [Hope], do the other Demon Gods have any special products?”
Gourd replied: [The rules mastered by every demon god are vast and profound, with many variations. 】
[I think the vast majority of demon gods will produce something, but we need to find a way to tap into it. 】
[Because the current demon gods who can produce materials are all demon gods who have learned how to ‘cooperate’. There are many more demons who have never cooperated with intelligent beings. 】
[It takes a certain amount of time for me to communicate with them, and it also requires more funds. You should know that some demon gods are violent in nature. They only want to kill people. It is difficult for them to understand the concept of “cooperation”. I can only use the source of the world to forcefully buy them. The price may be relatively high…]
Red Flame talks eloquently and explains patiently.
This explanation is quite logical, because some demons tend to benefit people and slowly corrode people’s hearts, so the term “intelligent adultery” appeared. This kind of demon god will produce something.
There are also some demon gods, the kind that kill people, such as the demon god [Ten Thousand Eyes]… This type of demon god will obviously not produce anything.
But [Long-cherished Wish] claims that they can actually produce something, but no one has developed their potential.
[Most demon gods have the ability to learn and will change their behavior patterns according to the environment. After successful communication once, subsequent communication will be smoother. 】
[Of course, asking them to help you cannot harm their interests. Otherwise they will refuse to help and subsequent communication will become more difficult. 】
“As you can see, I’m just saying, [Hope] the Demon God can negotiate easily… Brother Ghost Crow, do you want the Fruit of Eden? I’ll sell it to you cheaply.”
Ghost Crow was stunned: “How cheap is it?”
“One price, 30,000! If all the old brothers want to buy it, it can be even cheaper. Our [Demon God of Hope] is really easy to negotiate, as long as she is not allowed to lose money.”
“It’s just that she’s a little shy. I, Lao Zhang, am her account manager.”
For gourds, this price is also very acceptable, because the cost of cultivating the Fruit of Eden is almost zero!
That is, nothing but profit!
How much does a top-quality life fruit cost? It costs more than three hundred. Selling it for two thousand is a 500% profit.
“I…” Ghost Crow was tempted.
Many civilizations in the conference room fell into a long silence.
Countless messages are being spoken privately.
They had never seen such a strange demon, one who could talk face to face.
Well, even if it really is [Long-cherished Wish]… with this level of intelligence, does it seem that cooperation is really possible?
Everyone in the world is interested in profit, and the devil is not a creature that kills people for fun.
They are just a collection of rules, and the ultimate goal is to obtain energy and become the ultimate demon… From this perspective, there is no big problem in purchasing some services?
“Calabash Girl, I think the price of some substitutable goods can be slightly discounted. It is enough for us to make 100% profit. Small profits but quick turnover, reputation is also valuable, don’t look at the civilization here. Ten thousand, once the reputation spreads, maybe one million or 100 million weaker civilizations will come to buy it.”
Zhang Ming put forward some effective suggestions: “These weak civilizations only have a few thousand yuan in their hands. If they sell it cheaper, they can afford it. Anyway, the goods are wholesaled from other demon gods, and they are not produced by us.” .”
“The price of some irreplaceable goods can be slightly higher, and there is no problem in making a 1,000% profit.”
[What you said…makes sense! 】Hulu’s voice was a little confused, as if he had never made such easy money in his life!
“You can keep the source of the world you earn…I can make money by selling my labor force, so I don’t need yours. I will beg if necessary!”
【Uh-huh! 】
But I don’t know why, Hulu feels like he missed some historical opportunity…