Kyojuro, the life of a Hokage since the age of one - Chapter 109
#109: Flying giant insect Chongming
“Grandpa Uncle, Niu Gui wants to take me to find Chongming.”
Anjuro, who really had no choice but to deal with Gyuuki, could only go to Tajima to discuss whether he could stay in Takino Country for one more day.
Chongming…
[The first one is Shukaku who loves to doze off more than anyone else, the second one is Youlu who is blazing with fire, the third one is Ji Dao who knows everything about water, the fourth one is Sun Wukong who is burned by lava, the fifth one is King Mu who is always fast and furious, and the sixth one is calm and calm The rhinoceros who is not in a hurry, the seventh is the giant flying insect that becomes bright again】
Tajima quickly recalled the counting song Ukiuki sang at home before, and determined that Chongming was the Nanao, and that he still looked like a bug.
(By the way, the reason why there are no Eight-Tailed Ushiki and Nine-Tailed Nine Lamas in the Counting Song is because these two haven’t figured out how to introduce themselves yet, and they have to fight every time they mention it.
Niu Gui: This is a song I composed! Why should I say you are the strongest!
Nine Lamas: Because I am the strongest! ! Also, this is the song of all tailed beasts, you are not allowed to fill it with so many words to praise yourself.
Niu Gui: If you have the ability, write one yourself! I praise you! I praise you!
Isato: I think it’s appropriate to say that I know everything about water.
Niugui/Nine Lamas: Shut up! )
“Does Niu Gui know where Chongming is? Is there enough time in one day? Can you bring a few more people with you? What do you want to eat on the way?”
Before Tajima could finish his question, Ushiuki, who was lying on Anjuro’s head and adding pressure to his spine, interrupted.
“No, it’s already here.”
With a whistling wind, Nanao Shigeaki hovered over the Uchiha camp.
It lowered its huge head, glanced at the cow ghost, and then its huge body shrank little by little, finally remaining at the size of an adult’s head.
Chongming spoke, but his voice was a woman’s, “Thank you, little doll.”
Wow! ! !
Chongming’s shrunken wings shone with colorful brilliance in the sun, and the entire insect body seemed to be made of gems. For a moment, everyone present was shocked by the light that exuded the color of money.
Niu Gui patted Xingjuro twice to wake up the big baby, and said angrily at the same time,
“Take your scales away or I will burn your wings.”
Chongming laughed hummingly, “Hey, our self-proclaimed most brave bull ghost also knows how to protect the little humans~ Tsk, tsk, tsk, beauty land, hero’s tomb~”
That’s true, but in its eyes, human beings all look the same, regardless of whether they are beautiful or not. In the end, they are not all a pile of rotten flesh and withered bones.
After being reminded by Ushiuki, Anjuro woke up and realized that the problem was with the air. He summoned a circle of clovers to renew all the air in the camp.
The scale powder was gone, and the Uchiha slowly regained their senses.
Recalling what happened to him just now, everyone’s expressions were ugly, except for Duofu, who was not awake yet.
Uchiha’s masters gradually surrounded Chongming. If Chongming hadn’t come for Anjuro, they would have blocked Anjuro behind.
Shigeaki didn’t care about the changes in the Uchiha’s positions. He watched Anjurou summon a weird-looking plant at random and broke his little prank.
“No wonder Niu Gui is willing to follow you, it’s a bit special.”
He is indeed a child with the blood of Indra and Asura. It’s so fun~
Although Xingjulang is generous, he is not someone who can be easily bullied. And since Chongming regards this temptation as a prank, of course he has to retaliate.
“Thank you for the compliment, otherwise I wouldn’t be able to solve what you can’t solve.”
Chong Ming is happy, a little baby with a temper is fun.
“When others see the tailed beast, they want to run away. It’s better for you to take one with you. Besides, the smell on your body is really mixed. You’ve also seen Jiulama and Jidu.”
“You treat me to a meal. If I’m satisfied, I’ll give you the thank you gift I brought. If you’re not satisfied, you’ll have nothing.”
Niu Gui said, “Don’t go too far.”
It doesn’t like to be associated with Chongming just because it doesn’t like Chongming’s moody and eccentric way of speaking.
I originally thought of taking Xingshou Lang to his lair to rob something, but he didn’t expect to be approached first. Chongming must have brought a useless thank you gift.
Bah, miser.
Chong Mingli ignored Niu Gui and laughed to death. They were ranked about the same, so why should I listen to Niu Gui?
“What do you think, little doll?”
Xingjuro smiled. It seemed that Chongming didn’t know where the three tailed beasts in his family came from, so he actually made such a request.
“OK.”
Then he raised his voice and said to Tajima and the clan members, “Chongming wants to eat Uchiha specialties here. Grandpa, I’m going to trouble everyone.”
Seeing Uchiha’s actions in twos and threes, he began to collect firewood to make a fire and make a pot. Chongming found a nearby treetop and lay down, holding the amber walnut candy that Uchiha fed and gnawing slowly.
Tajima pulled Anjuro, who had summoned several useful plants,
“What’s going on?”
Xingshou Lang smiled and said, “Let’s do a little test, Uncle Grandpa, make the meal list for Chongming. I remember that when we came out, the new master gave us a lot of poison and charm mushroom powder.”
Poisoning a tailed beast?
“Can it be done?”
What if he didn’t get poisoned and angered the other party? Wouldn’t it be a troublesome thing? Although these people have the strength to compete with the tailed beasts, Anjuro is still here, and Ushiuki is also here, so we don’t know if they will actually fight. Who does it help?
“Don’t worry, it’s poisonous to us. It’s a great tonic for it. I’ve asked Niu Gui. Put more charm mushroom powder to make it fresher.”
After confirming that Kyojuro was confident, Tajima was relieved and directed everyone to light a fire and cook, striving to fully reproduce Uchiha’s signature dishes in recent years in the wild.
Because the kitchen utensils required for octopus balls and okonomiyaki are relatively special, they brought ordinary iron pots this time, so these two dishes could not be made. And because Chongming likes to eat vegetarian food,
the dishes made in the end are mainly vegetarian dishes, Jin Man Tang-wild vegetable version, cabbage stir-fry, corn soup, and the main dish is Mitako with rich ingredients.
Originally, Chongming could still stay in the tree, slowly watching the people on the ground busy, cooking this soup and that dish, but when the wild vegetables and fish covered with batter were put into the oil pan, it could not stay.
The wings behind him rubbed against each other uncontrollably, making a rustling sound.
What is this! What is this! How can it be so fragrant! ! So domineering!
Seeing Chongming’s worthless appearance from afar, the ridiculed Niugui breathed a sigh of relief.
Haha! Even Jiu Lama couldn’t stand the fragrance of Jin Mantang, so he knew that Chongming couldn’t stand it either!
“It’s time to eat, Chongming, this is your portion.”
As soon as he finished speaking, Chongming flew down from the tree and devoured the food. Soon, his portion and all the food in front of him were stuffed into his stomach.
“Delicious!!!!”
The food in front of him was gone, and Chongming regained his sanity. When he looked up, he saw Kyojuro staring at him with burning eyes. He wiped his mouth with his first pair of insect legs elegantly and said,
“Well, I am very satisfied, especially the poisons you added, which blended well with the dishes. Not only did they not destroy the color, aroma and taste of the dishes, but they also added a fresh taste.”
It compared its own portion with other ordinary dishes. It was indeed prepared with care, and its tone was no longer as weird as at the beginning.
“What is that thing you sprinkled on the golden dish? It’s quite delicious.”
Kyojuro summoned a few charm mushrooms and handed them to Chongming.
It seems that Chongming, whose scale powder is toxic, is more resistant to charm mushrooms than he thought. Although he also likes the aroma of charm mushrooms, he does not have a drunken reaction like Jiu Lama and Niugui.
Chongming leaned over and took a bite, “Hmm, that’s the taste, this thing is good.”
As he said, he rubbed his body and rubbed out a ball of scale powder and handed it to Kyojuro. When Niugui saw it, he took the ball of scale powder before Kyojuro,
“Your thing is poisonous, and you dare to hand it over directly? And you are too shabby!”
“I forgot, after all, I don’t often come into contact with weak humans.”
Chongming’s compound eyes make it impossible to judge where its attention is. It just feels that no matter which direction you look from, it is staring at you,
“My scale powder is very powerful. It can be used directly as a poison to confuse the opponent. Adding it to the prepared poison will increase the toxicity by three times. This small ball is enough for you to use for three to five years.”
Then it used its insect feet to insert the charm mushroom, “If you think it’s good, we can trade. I don’t want anything else, just your mushroom.”