Kyojuro, the life of a Hokage since the age of one - Chapter 113

#113: Muichiro and the Road of the Dead

Uchiha Madara, who came out to pick up the oil stealing team, knew that someone was coming to play with Kyojuro again when he saw another plant on his head.

Thinking that the souls who came the previous two times had brought a lot of help to the clan, he didn’t ask much this time and talked directly to Senju Tobirama.

“This time the stuff is flammable. The clan has built a research center by the river. If you want, you can live there.”

Senju Tobirama said it was no problem. It was convenient to be close, saving the time of commuting back and forth.

Quan Na explained, “Brother Haoyi and his people are in charge of this. Just ask him to introduce it later. There is a cafeteria in the research center. You can tell the chef about your taste preferences and taboos later.”

Senju Tobirama nodded. No wonder Uchiha can come up with new things every year. Judging from today’s appearance, they already have a fixed process for this kind of research and development, and the venue, manpower, and materials are all well prepared.

Go back and try to build one at Senju’s house.

…

After returning home, Kyojuro became a hands-off boss. He had been like this since he was a child. He only needed to take out new plants, and his family would take care of all the rest. He didn’t have to worry about it at all.

He took Muichiro to see the cattails planted in the tank at home, and picked a cat head and cut it open to take a look.

Muichiro was curious. No wonder the assistant officer didn’t like Xiaoban at the beginning, but asked Xiaoban to follow him for three days on the pretext of an interview.

It turned out that he wanted to change the goldfish appearance of the snapdragon to the cat head appearance, Muichiro thought, so he also knew that the appearance of the snapdragon would cause panic in the world.

Kyojuro introduced him to the more special members of the family, including Kurama, whose main job was to act as a comforter when Uchiha Madara was working, Iso, who stayed at Linglong’s house to play with the children with water escape, and the Ushiki who was hanging on him and accusing him of being a scumbag.

The next second when Muichiro’s eyes met the Ushiki, the Ushiki instantly retracted the tentacles that were clinging to Kyojuro.

There is murderous aura!

Muichiro wanted to chase after it for a closer look. It was amazing. This guy’s head was a bit like the one that grew after Kokushibo was beheaded!

Although it was much smoother, the spirit was very similar!

I want to chop it!

Kyojuro stretched out his hand to block Muichiro’s sight, “Don’t bully it. Ushiki’s favorite food now is octopus balls.”

“Yeah, yeah, yeah!” Ushiki nodded frantically. Why does this grass have such a momentum that makes it panic! .

Muichiro’s eyes circled around Ushiki’s eight tentacles. He was obviously an octopus, but he actually liked to eat octopus balls.

Mr. Kyojuro’s house is really fun.

Looking at the youngest pillar in the team, his eyes were finally no longer empty, and Kyojuro was also very happy.

“How are you doing over there? Are you working in the Court of Justice like Shinobu and the others?”

“I work under the Five Paths Rotating King. The usual working environment is very suitable for training reaction ability.”

“?”

Muichiro used leaves and branches to draw a bun-headed woman on the ground. “This is my colleague, Miss Kozhong. She is a zombie with strange power. You have to dodge in time to avoid being knocked away. Although being knocked away is also fun, it takes a lot of time to walk back, which is a bit troublesome, so it is better to avoid her.”

“Zombies? Aren’t zombies driven by Taoist priests to move? Can zombies in hell move independently?”

“No, the Five Paths Rotating King is a Taoist priest, so his assistant can be Miss Kozhong, but Miss Kozhong is completely unable to do clerical work, so I was recruited there.”

It is said that the two knew each other when the Five Paths Rotating King was alive, and Miss Kozhong was named by the Five Paths Rotating King.

“Recently, someone in hell drew a comic based on the two of them, called Chinese Angel, a Taoist priest of the ghost tribe. It’s very interesting.”

But for Muichiro, this interesting thing is more about seeing familiar people OOC.

“It sounds like the daily entertainment of the ghosts is richer than that of the nobles in the Taisho period,” Kyojuro was interested. “To be used as the prototype of literary works, those two people must be very outstanding.”

Muichiro’s eyes slowly drifted to the side, “Compared to appearance, it should be the ability that is outstanding.”

“The Five Paths Rotating King is the last of the Ten Kings, which is the last level before the dead enter hell to be punished, so there are a lot of dead who escape. At this time, Miss Xiaozhong will rush over and beat the dead until they can’t escape anymore, and then hand them over to the jailers.”

Xiaozhong is very strong, basically a random punch can break the bones of the dead, but the dead in hell can’t die a second time, so it’s not a big deal.

“So strict, worthy of being the gatekeeper of hell, very much in the style of that place.”

When mentioning literary works, Muichiro inevitably thought of another person. He brought some children to share the excitement of the new discovery and said,

“Mr. Kyojuro, the stories we heard when we were young are actually true. I also met Minamoto no Yoshitsune! He is as handsome as the legend!”

“!!! Then the monks who are said to have taught him the art of war and Karasu Tengu are also real?!”

“It’s true! The police in hell now are Karasu Tengu.”

“Not only that, there are Momotaro and chickens, dogs, monkeys, rabbits on Kajikaji Mountain, Tamamonomae and Yamata no Orochi are also in hell now.”

Wow…

All these legendary beings are in hell, so it’s hard for hell not to be lively.

……

After the Butterfly Sisters left last time, Kyojuro roughly drew the structure of hell based on their description, using horizontal lines and boxes to represent places and roads.

He found the painting and spread it out, wanting to fill in more details under Muichiro’s command.

Muichiro agreed immediately. After all, this would help Kyojuro’s mission, and he couldn’t take the initiative to say it. It was great that Kyojuro asked.

As expected of Mr. Kyojuro! As reliable as ever!!!

He thought about it and decided to introduce it according to the route of the deceased.

“It starts with the gate of hell, with the ox head and horse head handles.”

Thinking of the appearance of the ox head and horse head, Muichiro instantly shook the leaves.

“Go along the road and you will reach Qin Guang Hall for the first trial. Miss Shinobu works here. After Qin Guang Hall is the legendary Sanzu River. On this side of the river is the woman who takes away clothes, and on the other side of the river is the old man who hangs clothes. People who do good can easily cross the river, but people who do evil have a hard time.”

“During the entire process of crossing the river, the ghosts of Hatsue Hall will always monitor you. If you cheat when crossing the river, your crimes in your lifetime will be aggravated.”

Kyojuro kept writing, “For evil people, they have already started to be punished the moment they die.”

“Yes, this is fair.”

Muichiro recalled that when he first arrived in the other world, he happened to see the Shangliu brothers and sisters crossing the river, but every time they were cut in half by the big crabs in the Sanzu River.

He walked on the bridge under the guidance of Rihu, and did not suffer at all.

“The bank of the Sanzu River is Saigawara. The souls of children who died before their parents will be bound by their parents’ grief and thoughts, and can only stay in Saigawara day after day to pile up stones.”

But now they are stacking Jenga.

Tokito Ichiro is now working in Saigawara. Every day he has to kick off the Jenga built by the children. Although the work is easy, the psychological pressure is not small at all. Every day after get off work, he has to scold the ghost who killed him.

“After that is Songdi Wang. Miss Kanae works here. She is responsible for examining whether there are any crimes of sexual immorality (mainly sexual crimes, perverts and sexual harassment). The day when Douma was tried was really a grand occasion.”

Muichiro sighed. At that time, the entire Songdi Hall was crowded with the souls of women inside and outside the hall. They were all girls who died in Douma’s hands and had not yet been reincarnated. One of the women looked very similar to Inosuke. She might be his relative.

“Then there is the Department of Five Senses, which is very strict about lying. I think Miss Rabbit from Kajikaji Mountain should work in the Department of Five Senses.”

Kyojuro said, “Kajikaji Mountain, the rabbit punishes raccoons, right?”

“After all, lying and pretending to be innocent is also called raccoon face.”

…

(On the day when Muichiro and Yoshitsune met, Yoshitsune was playing the Alpine trombone.

Yuichiro: Yoshitsune should be playing the flute, what weird thing are you playing?

Muichiro: It’s very strenuous to play, are you trying to take the opportunity to exercise your abdominal muscles?

Yoshitsune: You actually saw through my purpose!!!

The two talked about the troubles of their slender bodies.

Yoshitsune: I want to be a wrestler! A muscular appearance is a real man!

Muichiro: If I had the body of Mr. Beimingyu, I wouldn’t be beaten away so easily!

The two looked at each other and instantly clasped their hands: bosom friend!!

Yuichiro held his forehead: I can find a second idiot like Muichiro, it’s really hell)