Kyojuro, the life of a Hokage since the age of one - Chapter 126

#126: Mushrooms Mushrooms Mushrooms

Knock, knock, knock!

Kyojuro’s hell class is open!

“Why is Kyojuro’s hair golden red? Even if he took it from me, it should be red, right?”

Uzumaki Tomiko, who was sitting next to Uchiha Motohito, looked at her great-great-grandson on the stage with some curiosity.

Zhang Ren said, “Kyojuro’s body is a standard Uchiha double black beauty, as for this hair color… I think it’s because he is still a living soul.”

“That makes sense.”

Everyone was convinced, after all, they had never seen a living soul in the underworld.

As I said, we have already arrived in the underworld, so what if it’s a little strange?

There are still orange-yellow light balls in the nostrils of the giant dragon carved by Uchiha Zhang Ren.

They are still emitting purple light.

On the stage, there is a board made of gray dust from the omnipotent underworld by the Uchiha, and Kyojuro holds a small stick made of the same soil and draws on it everything he heard from his companions.

Ten Palaces, Sanzu River, Saigawara, and various small hells used to punish the dead.

“Because our main purpose is to collect and digest chakra, these punishments can be changed to content that requires the consumption of ninjas’ chakra.”

Below the stage, there were Uchiha sitting neatly and a god of death floating in the air.

“There is no Sanzu River either, because there is no water in the underworld.”

“But I like the name Sanzu River very much.”

… “Then build a plant belt and name it Sanzu River.”

Party A has spoken, what else can we do.

Zhang Ren nodded, “Kyojuro, take a look at which of your plants can be planted in the underworld, and we will further subdivide them according to their characteristics.”

Enji crossed his arms, “Although the plan you mentioned is perfect, it is not suitable for ninjas, but more suitable for ordinary people. It plays a role of punishment and warning, but it is useless for digesting chakra.”

Zadahiro quickly made amends, “But it is very valuable for reference! Kyojuro can think of so many at such a young age, it’s great!”

Kyojuro simply summoned plants on the board,

Maybe because the “dark power” that the panel has always emphasized is finally sufficient, the mushrooms summoned this time are no longer as small as those summoned in the world in the past.

Instead, like the pea shooters, they are half a person tall.

Even the smallest small spray mushroom can reach Kyojuro’s calf.

In addition to the mushrooms and street lamp flowers that were all unlocked the moment he arrived in the underworld, what he didn’t expect was that there was actually a plant that could be summoned in the underworld.

The god of death came over and sensed it carefully.

“Wonderful!! Logically speaking, there is no life force in the underworld, and it is impossible for any plants to grow here, but these summoned plants will mix the death force that fills the underworld with the chakra that constantly escapes from the souls of ninjas, achieving a delicate balance, allowing them to stay alive in the underworld!”

“I have a good idea! Plant these mushrooms in those places that are divided into small hells! This way, the souls can consume chakra in them!”

“Kyojuro!”

“Kyojuro!!”

“Kyojuro!!!”

Kyojuro, who was once again surrounded by his tribesmen and spinning in circles, thought dizzily, is this action of spinning in circles when excited actually a family tradition?

…………

“The small puff mushrooms grow very fast and taste delicious.”

Yicheng blew a small flame and grilled the small puff mushrooms. Each Uchiha received a piece.

Chew chew chew chew chew…

“The sun mushroom can produce… In the real world, it can produce sunshine patches. I don’t know what the sunshine patches can do here. It tastes better than the small puff mushrooms.”

Chew chew chew chew chew…

Enji picked up the sunshine patch that had just been spit out by the sun mushroom and put it on the orange-yellow small light ball.

The next second, the light was bright.

“My eyes!!”

“Enji, what are you doing!!”

Slowly, the light weakened, and everyone almost got used to the brightness before they dared to open their eyes to look.

“…Is this thing specially used to charge the small light ball?”

Enji hugged Kyojuro and rubbed his hair fiercely.

“Hehehe, grandson! Call me grandpa!”

Kyojuro was puzzled. Why did his grandfather look like Uncle Tajima who was drunk in this state?

“Grandpa?”

“Hey!!! My dear grandson!! Hahahaha! Did you see that! My grandson!!!”

The Uchiha looked at each other and whispered,

“Is Yan Si stupid?”

“I think so. I’ve never seen him smile before.”

The Grim Reaper was playing with the small light bulb as a ball, tossing it back and forth with his left and right paws,

“It’s interesting. After adding that thing, the heavy and obscure resentment in the depths of the soul illuminated by this light has been reduced. If it continues to be illuminated day by day, it is not impossible to eliminate all the resentment.”

Zhang Ren closed his eyes and examined his mood, “…Indeed, my mood has inexplicably become much lighter.”

But he has been very happy since he saw Kyojuro, so if he doesn’t look carefully, he really can’t tell the difference.

The god of death put the small light ball back on Yan Si’s shoulder, “It’s decided. From now on, each soul will be given one of these, so there will be no need to worry about them complaining!”

Uchiha Sadahiro’s thoughts were distorted for a moment. If this thing had the same effect in the world, those leaders would not have to worry about the oppressed people taking revenge for personal gain…

Fortunately, this thing can only appear in the underworld.

Kyojuro obediently let his grandfather lead him, and pointed at the charm mushroom again,

“This is the charm mushroom. The effect seems to be similar to the light just now. It can make people change their stance from the bottom of their hearts.”

However, the effect is also directly related to the amount eaten by the other party.

In order to facilitate understanding, Kyojuro gave an example,

“If you give this to Grandpa Fukutaro, and then I tell him that he is actually a woman, he will think that he is a woman from the bottom of his heart.”

This example is too shady, and all the Uchiha who know Fukutaro shuddered.

Fukutaro has a beard and muscular face, wearing a woman’s kimono…Ahhhh! ! What a weird thing! ! !

Uzumaki Tomiko swallowed her saliva. No, the Uchiha now play so big?

(The present Uchiha Arata: “A-choo!!”)

Kyojuro quickly added, “Only the Charm Mushrooms I summoned and fed to others can have this effect. If they are planted later, at most people will be like drunk and more easily hypnotized.”

“That’s why I said the effect is similar to the light just now.”

The Uchiha looked at Yan Si, who was still staring at Kyojuro with loving eyes, and nodded in unison.

With Yan Si like this, illusions can be used accurately, and even the Sharingan can’t be used!

The Death God was floating in the air and laughing. He is the Death God, these things have no effect on Him.

Great! ! !

Kyojuro shook his head and brought the topic back to the topic that had already flown away.

“This is a large puff mushroom. It is very soft and has a firmer texture than the small puff mushroom. The cap on the top tastes like a mixture of bread and steamed buns.”

The Uchiha and the Shinigami lined up to break off a piece from the cap of the large puff mushroom.

Fearing that there would not be enough to share, Kyojuro summoned three more.

“Tombstone Devourer… This seems to be useless?”

“I used it to swallow stone figurines before, and I don’t know where the swallowed things went.”

Yoshisei pinched his chin, “… It can swallow garbage.”

Zadahiro continued, “Do you have garbage?”

“Yes, you are.”

The Shinigami, who felt the strange breath, broke the mask on his face with his claws. Why is this breath so similar to the stone blocks thrown down a few years ago?

… Those stone blocks were thrown by it!

None of these things in the hands of the boss are simple.

He quickly approached Kyojuro and lowered his voice, “This can send things from the present world to the underworld, you must keep it well.”

Kyojuro nodded, “?? OK… then can I use this to send things to the present world in the opposite direction?”

The Grim Reaper stretched out his two claws to lift up the constantly squirming strips at the bottom of the Tombstone Devourer and looked inside.

Inside was a black vortex with starlight.

“… It should be possible, but the location is uncertain unless you give it a reference… It has a passage inside.”

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The present world

Six hours have passed since Kyojuro’s soul left his body.

Senju Tobirama has already set up a simple detection device in this cave.

Uchiha Madara also followed his command and opened the Samsara Eye to carefully explore the wrong place.

Finally, the two of them locked onto the Uzumaki Shrine.

With his excellent calculation ability and amazing perception of space, Senju Tobirama deduced that “the underworld and the living world are two connected spaces, and there may be a time difference.”

“The Uzumaki shrine happens to be near the world rift, so their sacrifices can be heard by the god of death, and the god of death can also locate them through their family masks.”

“Location? Can’t the god of death only come to the world through this rift?”

“It’s easiest to come from here,” Senju Tobirama felt that he had touched the secret of the Uzumaki family’s secret technique, the seal of the dead ghost.

“The mask is the coordinate, and the summoner’s chakra is the power. The combination of the two can help the god of death temporarily build a channel between the underworld and the living world.”

His Flying Thunder God Technique also uses the same principle, but now it can only move within a range of more than ten kilometers.

…But if the power of Uchiha Madara’s Samsara Eye is added…

Uchiha Madara stood with his arms folded,

“The end of the sky and the corner of the sea are in line with people’s fantasy of the kingdom of death.”