Rebirth in America - Chapter 438
c437 Ugly girl marries husband
Remember [Chinese website] www. in one second, providing you with high-speed text publishing. Goddess Durga is looking for a husband!
This is a huge thing. Everyone knows that Goddess Durga was born from the anger of the gods and was born extremely ugly. Compared with the fairies in the heaven, she is even more miserable.
Since she proposed to Brahma that she would return the weapons lent to her by the gods only after finding true love. Otherwise, she would rather occupy the supreme position and continue to play tricks on the gods than continue to live alone.
After Brahma brought back the request of Goddess Durga, the gods felt very embarrassed because no one among them would marry an ugly girl. Even if it is the most powerful goddess, they will not marry her back because of this.
“Everyone, let’s talk about how to solve this problem?” Brahma looked at Vishnu, Shiva and the other gods and asked them to come up with a solution.
Some gods loudly said that they already had a wife and children and it was not suitable to marry Goddess Durga again. Some gods also expressed that they like humans or mythical beasts, and even publicly came out to express how they can have relationships if they are not of the same sex.
Finally, a wise god said: “Since Goddess Durga is a creation of the great god, why not let us also create a male god to match her!”
“What a brilliant idea!”
“This is indeed the case. After all, yin and yang exist in harmony! If there is yin, there must be yang!”
“If you want to make that male god look good, it’s best to be the kind that everyone loves and the flowers bloom!”
So, all the gods worked together to collect various materials to prepare gods. Some collected ten thousand-year-old snow lotuses from the Tianshan Mountains, some took out pearls from the sea, some took out ten-thousand-year warm jade, and some prepared various precious metals, such as gold and silver.
They threw these materials into the transmutation pool, and then stirred them continuously for seven, seventy-nine and seventy-nine days before a handsome male god was born from it! I saw him stepping on lotus flowers and his face was like white jade. Eyes like stars, it is indeed a product of the cooperation of the gods.
This male god was called the Cowherd and was then sent to Goddess Durga and said to her: “Look! This is your husband! He is the most beautiful male god in the world!”
Goddess Durga took a look. Furious, he drew his sword and cut the Cowherd in half.
She felt very angry: “Don’t fool people with this kind of thing!”
All the gods were shocked and retreated in defeat, leaving Brahma alone to bear the wrath of Goddess Durga.
The goddess glanced at Brahma, pointed at Brahma with the weapon in her hand, and said: “I am looking for a husband, not a sex product! You are so perfunctory, aren’t you afraid of the sword in my hand?”
Brahma suddenly broke out in cold sweat. For the first time, he felt the power of Goddess Durga. It turned out that the anger could not only burn the enemy to death, but also burn himself.
After a while, Brahma said: “Then what are you going to do? Who do you like, tell me. I will tie him up and bring him to you!”
Goddess Durga put down the weapon in her hand, shook her head, and said in confusion: “I don’t know either!”
“That’s it, let’s go on a blind date!”
Finally, Brahma went back and discussed with the gods for a long time, and pushed out some male gods in the heaven who had not yet had a partner, and let them have a blind date and dinner with the goddess Durga. Unexpectedly, no one liked it. Although Goddess Durga is ugly, she is not a casual person. Even if she goes on a blind date, she feels that the other man is really not good enough.
“This looks too ugly! Don’t do it!”
“This is too thin, not good!”
“This person has no money and no house. Will he suffer the consequences if he marries her?”
“This is too girly. No way!”
“Everything about this one is good, except that it’s a bit short! What a pity, I’ll keep it as a spare tire for now!”
Goddess Durga picked and chose, and finally annoyed all the gods, and almost all the male gods from the middle and lower classes were sent on blind dates. The result was that no one liked it. Gradually, the three main gods Brahma, Vishnu and Shiva are left on the candidate list, and they have not yet gone on a blind date with the goddess Durga.
“This is not the way to go!” Brahma felt a headache, and suddenly came up with a plan that could be used to solve the current problem and at the same time take revenge on Shiva.
Ever since Brahma was stabbed by Shiva, his five heads were transformed into four. He has been thinking about finding a chance to get it back, and now he finally has the opportunity.
“Hmph, now it’s my turn to punish you!” Brahma thought to himself.
He ran to discuss with Goddess Durga and said: “Look, almost all the male gods in heaven have had a blind date with you, but none of them meet your requirements. I think the rest will definitely not meet your requirements.” !”
After hearing this, Goddess Durga was a little angry: “I don’t care, in short, you have to help me solve a lifelong issue! Otherwise, I will not return the weapon to you!”
Those weapons are actually the authority of heaven and earth. They have great power and can command the power of heaven and earth. They are legal treasures. If Brahma and the others lost these weapons, it would be a very serious matter.
Brahma smiled and said, “Actually, you just don’t know what kind of person you want to find! If you can figure out what you want, you can solve this problem quickly.”
“Oh? It sounds reasonable, but I’ve been looking around and couldn’t find a suitable male god! Can you help me solve this problem?”
“Think about it, you’ve had so many kisses, don’t you still know what you want from a man?”
“I don’t understand. Can you tell me what I want?”
Brahma smiled, paused for a moment, and said: “First of all, this male god must have a very high status in order to be worthy of you!”
Goddess Durga listened and nodded: “Yes, don’t introduce male gods who are too low-level.”
“Secondly, this male god must be rich and powerful. Although he is not as good as you, he can’t be too bad!”
“Yes! What you said has touched my heart!” Goddess Durga clapped her hands quickly and shouted: “Some of the male gods introduced before are rich and powerful, but they are not strong enough! Although I am the best in the world, A powerful god, but he can’t just randomly find a weakling to pair with him!”
“Also, this god cannot be married! It is best to be single, otherwise, there will be no point in marrying you.”
“Yeah, yeah! Keep talking!”
“He needs to be handsome and have a strong personality, not like a sissy!”
After talking for a long time, Goddess Durga looked at Brahma with some doubts: “Why does it sound like the person you are talking about is you?”
Brahma felt his anus tighten, and quickly stretched out his hand: “How could it be me? I’m just a lazy guy who eats and sleeps, and I’m not worthy of you! However, there is indeed someone who suits this condition! ”
“who is it?”
Brahma smiled and said nothing!
Goddess Durga looked at him and carefully guessed: “You mean Shiva?”
Brahma shrugged his shoulders and spread his hands: “I didn’t say anything, you said it yourself!”
“Shiva?”
Goddess Durga murmured something, and Brahma did not take the opportunity to finish the attack, but found an excuse and left, leaving the goddess to think about this problem alone.
After seven days and seven nights of contemplation, Goddess Durga finally determined the candidate for her husband, that is: “Shiva, the God of Destruction!”
After hearing the news, Shiva was completely stunned. He almost couldn’t maintain the state of Mahavatar and fell from the throne. He roared: “Why me?”
“No reason, I just like it!” Goddess Durga said.
“What do you like about me? Can I change it?” Shiva said helplessly.
“No matter how you change it, I just want to be your wife!”
“I have a bad temper and am prone to domestic violence!”
“Don’t be afraid. I have a bad temper and am stronger than you. It’s you who have to worry about domestic violence!”
“I, I, I like men!” Shiva held back for a long time before saying this.
Unexpectedly, Goddess Durga smiled: “I don’t care! If you really like men, that’s great! Others say I look like a man!”
Shiva collapsed!
He quickly asked Brahma and Vishnu for help, and only these two great gods could help him. But he and Vishnu usually fought back and forth and had many conflicts. Seeing Shiva in such a state, Vishnu laughed happily.
As for Brahma himself, this is the pit he dug, and he naturally wants to see Shiva fall into it. In response to Shiva’s request for help, he just made a helpless expression, and then patted Shiva on the shoulder: “Go, we will remember your sacrifice!”
Unable to get help, Shiva wanted to escape from the marriage, but was caught by Goddess Durga before he could get far. After this time, Brahma sent more men to watch Shiva closely to prevent him from escaping. At the same time, a group of great gods were gathered to take turns to try to persuade Shiva.
“Look, you are not young anymore. It has been hundreds of thousands of years since the creation of the world! How will you live in the future if you don’t find a wife for so long?”
“Goddess Durga may be a bit ugly, but she is capable!”
“Shiva! Stop pushing and holding back. It’s not good for you or everyone if you drag it on!”
“Can’t you sacrifice yourself for everyone?”
“You have to know that your weapons are still in the hands of others and your authority is lying nearby. How can you feel at ease?”
“If you don’t think about others, you should also think about yourself!”
Finally, the words of a great god finally made Shiva figure it out. The great god said: “If you turn off the lights, doesn’t it make no difference to what kind of mother-in-law you are?”
Shiva couldn’t stand it anymore. He broke away from everyone’s surroundings and said loudly: “Okay! Okay! I can bear it!”
Hearing these words, all the gods looked happy, and some clever celestial servants ran out to tell Goddess Durga the good news.
Afterwards, it took Shiva a long time to figure out what happened: “It turns out that he was betrayed by Brahma!”
However, by that time, Shiva was already used to facing the ugly face of Goddess Durga. Although the goddess is ugly, she still has a good personality. Although she is not gentle and kind, at least she will not embarrass Shiva.