Shocking the Whole Internet! You Are Not a Psychologist at All! - Chapter 462

c462 Not the tree of bitterness, the modern version of the legend of White Snake

“The judge said that I saved many lives during my lifetime and my merits are immeasurable.”

“There is no need to go through the judgment of good and evil, just cross the Golden Bridge and be reincarnated as a human being.”

“Enjoy wealth for fifteen lifetimes.”

“Thinking of the agreement I made with you, I gave up the next fourteen fortunes and chose not to drink Meng Po soup.”

“If you drink it, I won’t be able to find you.”

The girl stuck out her tongue playfully and said, “How about it? I didn’t break the appointment, did I?”

“You…well, you are still as naughty as before.”

Lao Wang stopped his tears and said with a mixture of laughter and tears: “Why didn’t you tell me earlier, so that I wouldn’t be suspicious and think you were a liar?”

“If I told you that I am Lina, would you believe it?”

The girl smiled and said, “I’m afraid you’ll think I’m crazy and alienate me even more, right?”

Lao Wang was stunned when he heard this.

Lina is really right.

If at the beginning, the girl told him that she was actually the reincarnation of Lina.

Lao Wang will definitely treat girls as crazy.

If not, I might even call the mental hospital.

Even if you don’t call, you should stay far away.

“This patient, congratulations on your continued relationship.”

Chen Yu was the first to say: “Cherish this opportunity to meet again.”

“If nothing happens, I will cut off the wheat.”

“Dr. Chen, wait a minute, I haven’t paid yet.”

Lao Wang took out his mobile phone and wanted to pay the bill.

“When you sacrificed your lives to help the people affected by the disaster, did you ask them for money?”

Before Lao Wang could say anything else, Chen Yu ended the game.

In order to renew her relationship with Lao Wang, Lina gave up her fourteenth life of wealth.

Literally speaking, it may not make much sense.

A lifetime of wealth and a hundred years of glory.

All evil will not invade, and everything will go as planned.

Brothers, friends, and brothers respect each other, and the family and home are harmonious.

No illness, no disaster, and a healthy life.

For the sake of reunion in this life, Lina gave up the glory and wealth of her fourteenth life.

Every minute and every second is extremely precious to both of them.

“Doctor Chen, what good things did Lina do in her previous life? Be a good boy and enjoy the glory and wealth of your fifteenth life.”

“Whatever, seeing the two of them back together makes me believe in love again.”

“For the first time, I feel that life and death are actually not that scary.”

“One thing to say, is the cost of not drinking Meng Po soup so high? It needs to be exchanged for the opportunity to be reincarnated in the fourteenth life.”

With the end of the first consecutive game, water friends sincerely lamented the love between the two.

In order to meet Lao Wang again in this life, Lina really paid a huge price.

Chen Yu smiled bitterly and said: “Who told you that there is love between them?”

Chen Yu’s words confused all the water friends in the live broadcast.

If it’s not love, what is it?

It can’t be brotherly love.

“Dr. Chen, didn’t you say that the relationship between Lina and Lao Wang is like Princess Luthien and Beren?”

“That’s right, it’s not love. Why would Lina give up the glory and wealth of her fourteenth life in exchange for retaining the memory of her previous life?”

“Moreover, Lina pursued Lao Wang again and again, and even took the initiative to propose marriage. It’s obviously love.”

For the first time, water friends opposed Chen Yu.

Everything before was all related to love.

Whether it’s Princess Luthien or Beren, whom Chen Yu used to make metaphors.

Or the girl’s rapid pursuit.

All point to love.

Chen Yu crossed his arms and said: “First of all, I used Princess Luthien and Beren as a metaphor to refer to the price Lina paid to meet Lao Wang again.”

“Not the love between them.”

“Second, Lina pursued Lao Wang because of Lao Wang’s words.”

“Twenty years ago, Lina and Lao Wang participated in the rescue together.”

“In order to protect Lao Wang, the rescue dog Lina suffered serious internal injuries.”

“When Lao Wang retired from the army, Lina was already dying.”

“Before leaving, Lao Wang hugged Lina with tears in his eyes.”

“Said that if there is a next life, they will be together forever.”

“…”

There was silence in the live broadcast room.

What did you hear?

Rescue dog Lina…

Rescue dogs…

“Nah! It turns out that Lina was a rescue dog in her previous life, and I almost missed it.”

“The style of painting changed, and the clown turned out to be me.”

“This is neither Yang Buhui nor Yin Liting, nor is it the Bitter Love Tree. It is a modern version of the legend of White Snake.”

“Are you sure there is no species isolation between the two of you?”

“I think should not be.”

“No wonder Lina said her duty is to save people. It turns out she is a rescue dog.”

“This is not realistic magic, it is a realistic fairy tale.”

“Full marks upstairs.”

“Infatuated monster, please wait another life.”

“No need to wait, all the next fourteen lives will be studded.”

Many water friends burst into tears and laughed, joking that they had deducted all their merits.

Now even if you tap the electronic wooden fish a hundred times.

It can’t recover the merits that everyone has spent.

“I’ve said it from the beginning, no girl will be married unless she is Lao Wang, and it has nothing to do with love.”

“It’s not love, nor repayment of gratitude.”

“Just for the sake of fate.”

Chen Yu smiled lightly and said: “Okay, please invite the second patient to come on the microphone.”

“Woooooooo…”

Not long after, the sound of crying came into the live broadcast room.

“Wow! This is my thing.”

“Let me tell you, the beauty is single, does she need a date?”

“The gender change caused millions of comments. I am not deceiving you, this is a bunch of LSPs.”

“I’m looking for a horse. Can you tell me your social number?”

“Little sister, you are too much like a game.”

“I’m afraid it’s not the second His Highness Qiao Bi.”

The next second Lianmai friend caused a burst of excitement among the fans in the live broadcast room.

in the screen.

A fair-skinned, beautiful, straight, black girl wearing glasses and JK appeared.

The online name is Nono, a first-level retreat performance artist.

Nono’s good looks attracted many LSPs to cry like ghosts.

The title of retreating artist made water friends laugh.

The environment Nono was in was very much like his own bedroom.

The main color is light pink, and there are many cute plush dolls placed on the bedside behind it.

Experienced water friends began to make visual inspections.

Nono’s age should not be more than twenty-five years old.

The weight is about 95 to 100 pounds.

He is about 1.7 meters tall.

Of course, the premise is that beauty is not turned on.

Not taller

“Good evening, Dr. Chen.”

Nuonuo opened her red lips lightly, once again making all the male friends excited.

She has a sweet voice and a beautiful body.

Hey silk glasses croak.

Full marks.

Chen Yu smiled lightly: “Hello patient, how can I help you?”

“Um… Doctor Chen, I’m not talking to you for my own business.”

“It’s about my girlfriend.”

Nuonuo said in a pleasant voice: “She has been in some trouble recently. I would like to ask you to help her. Can you do it?”

Hearing the word girlfriend, an invisible basin of cold water poured in my face.

The LSPs were so excited that they felt like crying.

What kind of world is this?

Why do all the beautiful ladies have their wives?

If it’s a boy, that’s it.

What’s more, it’s a girl. (End of chapter)