Starting as a clan leader: My rules are a bit wild - Chapter 508
“What’s your expression?”
Canopy looked at them, his face full of displeasure and displeasure: “They are all as timid as mice, aren’t they just talking? They don’t know.”
“What’s more, I’m not talking nonsense, but it’s very likely to be the case. Ask yourselves, don’t you think so? I just don’t dare to say…”
He saw the crowd becoming more and more disdainful.
Everyone was even more embarrassed.
Dare to be angry but dare not say anything. At the same time, when they looked at each other, they found that the others were in pain and wanted to grease their soles and run away.
but···
You have to find an explanation, right?
For what reason?
“Ahem, what’s that? Tianpeng, you’re drunk. Why don’t we go back first and drink later?”
“Drunk ass!”
“I’m not drunk!”
“Come, drink, drink him for three more days and three nights!”
Canopy waved his hand.
drunk? !
Drunk people never think they are drunk.
I won’t even admit it!
The main thing is that I won’t get drunk.
Even after drinking and lying down, his mouth is still hard.
When everyone saw this, they were extremely helpless.
Are you still drunk? !
How dare you say these things? You are really not afraid of death!
But if you are not afraid of death, we are!
If you keep talking like this, you will really die.
It doesn’t matter if you are not afraid of death.
If you die, you will die, and you can even free up the position of marshal. But if we are involved, we will suffer the same sin.
We obviously didn’t say anything, but we kept trying to persuade this bastard to come!
No, I can’t listen to this anymore.
There are some words that, needless to say, would be a sin even if you hear them twice!
They gritted their teeth.
Someone rolled their eyes and said, “What about that? I’m going to relieve myself.”
“You continue, continue.”
After saying that, he ran away in a hurry.
Seeing this, Tianpeng couldn’t help but frown: “Bah!”
“A lazy ass grinds his shit and urinates a lot.”
“How much do you drink now, do you need to urinate?”
“Let’s continue!”
Others’ eyes lit up.
Good guy, you are really drunk!
Everyone is at least thirteenth peak and fourteenth realm cultivation level, why do we need to relieve ourselves?
No matter how much you drink, if the immortal power wanders away, won’t it be absorbed directly into the immortal power?
After all, what we drink is fairy brew, and we are not mortals brewing those pickled things, and we still need to excrete them!
In the end, you didn’t even doubt this, so wasn’t it because you were drunk?
Fortunately, we thought of various ways, and even prepared to find someone to secretly ‘send a message’ to us and use ‘Thing Escape’. It turns out that Urine Escape can solve the problem…
Damn it, you said it earlier!
Thinking of this, they all spoke.
Either Urine Escape, Xiang Escape, or Shi Escape…
Even my wife used it to give birth to a child.
But he has no children at all, let alone a wife.
“Made.”
“A bunch of bastards, doing this and that all the time they drink, cowards!”
Canopy pouted.
Just when he was about to get drunk alone, he heard someone calling him again, and he kept calling him.
“Who?!”
“Who the hell is disturbing me?”
He rushed out with a nine-tooth rake to take a look…
Good guy!
Turns out to be the Immortal Palace Commander? !
Suddenly, his whole body trembled and trembled, and he suddenly sobered up from the drunkenness: “It turns out that the commander is here. I had a few drinks during my free time today. He came a little slowly. Isn’t he in a hurry?”
“···”
Seeing his drunken appearance, the commander couldn’t help but frown: “Tianpeng obeys the order!”
“The Grand Marshal has issued an order. Tianhe has been a bit uneasy recently, and there seems to be an evil spirit at work.”
“Order Marshal Tianpeng to immediately go to guard, kill the evil spirits, maintain peace in the Tianhe, and restore our peaceful world.”
“If the evil spirits are not eliminated for a day, the canopy will not return for a day.”
Tianpeng couldn’t help but frown when he heard this.
Made…
My holiday! ! !
But he didn’t dare to disobey the Generalissimo’s order, so he could only follow it.
Not long after leaving, a cold wind blew.
Anger and drunkenness came back again.
“grass!”
“Can there be evil in that ghost place of Tianhe?”
“but···”
“It would be nice if I could see E for a few more months or see her again, hehehe.”
Drunk.
Many times, it is really… willful.
Of course, frankness is a nice word.
A bad word for it is drunkenness.
After two cups of mouse pee, you won’t know how high the sky is.
Fortunately, Tianpeng still had the most basic sense at the moment and knew that military orders could not be violated. He quickly groaned and complained while carrying his own nine-tooth rake on the road.
Speaking of which, Tianpeng was also a miserable man back then.
The family has been farming for generations, but in this situation, farming has no future? As long as there is any disturbance, the whole family, the whole clan, and even the whole village will be out of food.
Even if there were no monsters causing trouble, it would be difficult to feed a family just by cultivating some fields, and they would starve to death along the way.
I think back then, Tianpeng was also an honest farmer. Although he was a bad farmer and was hated by everyone, he was good at picking up manure and was suitable for raising pigs…
This nine-tooth rake was what I was used to using to dig out pig manure and pig grass. Therefore, after practicing and becoming an immortal, I also made a nine-tooth rake as my own magic weapon.
It can be regarded as a rare ‘Qimen weapon’ among the immortal families.
At least in Nuo Da’s Immortal Palace, he is the only one who can use this kind of weapon.
but···
It is said that there is a Tianpeng in the Immortal Palace with the same name.
But he is not a marshal, but a “god descending”.
But that person is an existence that he cannot reach.
He staggered along the way, and although he was complaining under the influence of alcohol, his speed was fast.
Not long after, he arrived at the bank of the Tianhe River.
The so-called Tianhe River…
is not a river hanging in the sky.
It is the Milky Way where countless stars gather and the light is emitted~! It stretches for countless billions of billions of miles…
In these stars, there are various large formations, which are intertwined with each other. There is abundant fairy energy inside, which is also a good place to raise those fairy birds, beasts, insects and fish.
He Tianpeng…
Ahem.
It is the Marshal of Tianhe.
Well…
To put it nicely, he is called the Marshal, after all, the huge Tianhe River is under his control.
But to put it bluntly…
Ahem.
A small official.
But at least it is higher than Bima Wen, at least it is a formal official position.
But to be honest, it is the same as Bima Wen.
How to say it…
After all, they are both in charge of animals.
Fortunately, he does not need to feed them, otherwise he would be a different Bima Wen.
However, although this official position is not big, it is a position that many people can’t ask for.
After all, he is listed in the Immortal Palace and has the position of marshal.
And there is also a “navy” on Tianhe side, which is under his control.
From this point of view, it is still quite good.
······
The cold wind blew all the way, even the “strong wind”, and Tianpeng thought a lot.
He also calmed down a lot.
When he went to his own barracks to ask, the answer he got was: “Evil spirits are causing trouble?”
“What evil spirits?”
“Who told the Marshal?”
“No!”
“The Tianhe River is calm, there is nothing unusual, not even a bird or a fish has been lost.”
Tian Peng: “…”
“I know, you guys go down.”
Sending his attendants away, Tian Peng was speechless.
“Fuck, is someone trying to make fun of me?”
“I am asked to guard the Tianhe River in the middle of the night, and there is nothing to do, and they disturb people’s peace for no reason.”
“You are really asking for trouble.”
He was annoyed.
When the idea came to him, he closed the door and gulped down a lot of wine.
He was drunk, so he was ready to go out and get two “game meat” to satisfy his tooth.
The things raised in the Tianhe River are all good things.
Even if it is just a chicken…it is a chicken that people in the Immortal Palace can look at. The foot may not be extraordinary, but the taste is definitely rare in the world.
Of course, generally speaking, even if he is Tianpeng, he does not have the right to cook for himself.
Unless the higher-ups let him know.
But that is generally the case.
Privately…
That is another story.
The Immortal Palace is a big family, so would the higher-ups come to register these birds, beasts, insects and fish?
Even if they know the number, it is only a rough number.
As long as the lower-ups do not go too far and cannot get back together, it is no big deal.
Of course…
If you really want to be stubborn, there is nothing you can do.
However, Tianpeng is a mortal who has practiced cultivation. The children of the poor have grown up early and have long understood the ways of the world.
Therefore, he has long been familiar with the immortal officials in charge of breeding, and they have often eaten meat together in private. Naturally, everyone is just “good brothers” and turns a blind eye.
If the higher-ups ask, just say that they were eaten by “their colleagues”.
After all, there are many kinds of food raised in the Tianhe River, such as chickens and insects. It is normal for chickens to eat insects, right?
Not to mention the conflict between these species, even if they are both fish, it is common for big fish to eat small fish.
This reason has been tried and tested~
Just don’t steal those at the top of the food chain.
“···”
Tianpeng greeted along the way, staggered, and soon came to the depths of the Tianhe River.
“What are you going to do today?”
He was drunk, and his eyes swept, ready to lock on the target.
But he didn’t notice that a wisp of black air emerged from the depths of the Tianhe River, and instantly drilled into his mind, and then disappeared.
Tianpeng didn’t notice.
He still looked drunk.
He looked around, but who knew that he didn’t find any food, but saw a few moon elves playing on the other side of the Tianhe River, near the “shore”.
The fairy energy in the Tianhe River is abundant, and it is almost gathered into “water”, so it is natural to play.
As the mist fluttered, the clothes of the moon-elves were wetted by the water vapor, clinging to their snow-white skin.
The looming perfect figure was really fascinating.
Tianpeng took a look and could not look away.
Gurgle…
He was even more drunk.
At the same time, his eyes gradually turned red.
It was not that he, Tianpeng, was weak-willed and obsessed with women.
But these moon-elves…
They were really beautiful!
So attractive.
Which cadre could withstand such a test?
For a moment, he was particularly tempted.
If he could make love with one of the moon-e…
No, if he could make love with all of them, how wonderful it would be?
Hiss!
When the evil thoughts came, it was hard to control them.
If he could not control them, he would simply not control them!
What a big deal! !
He was the Marshal of Tianpeng after all, and he had worked hard even if he had no merits.
The Taiyin star has a very high status, and that person has already adapted his body to the way of Taiyin, and can be called the ‘Moon God’, but…
That’s herself!
What’s more, after all, isn’t the Taiyin Star also under the jurisdiction of the Immortal Palace?
Since it is under the jurisdiction of the Immortal Palace…
After working hard and running around for half of my life for the Immortal Palace, shouldn’t I be able to enjoy it?
“Made!”
“It’s only been a few months~!”
Once the thought arises, it is difficult to suppress it.
Evil comes from the courage, but this body… is also out of control.
With a red light in his eyes, he dived into the “water” and approached the months’e.
Yue’e is playing.
Although they all have cultivation bases, they are obviously not as good as Tianpeng.
Without even noticing, Canopy touched him.
Afterwards, Canopy used the art of transformation and turned into a swimming fish, swimming between their smooth, white and slender legs, and taking the initiative to touch them from time to time.
“ah!”
“There’s something in the water!”
You Yue’e exclaimed.
The other Yue’e all laughed.
“Hahaha, there is something in the Tianhe.”
“There are a lot of little things.”
“I can’t finish it at all.”
But soon, they stopped laughing.
All of them had strange expressions and their bodies were twisting.
“There’s something!”
“Oops, repairman, it’s touching my leg!”
“Touching my legs too.”
“Ouch, it looks like it bit me.”
“What a strange fish, catch it quickly!”
“Ouch!”
“Catch him quickly!”
“Run over there!”
“···”
The moon goddesses were chirping, chasing and playing.
But Tianpeng became even more interested, wandering among Yue’e, ‘touching’ one from time to time, feeling happy and happy.
but···
He was careless after all.
I don’t know whether it was because he was drunk, or because he turned into a fish and it was inconvenient to use his magical powers. In the end, he was caught by these Yue’es.
“Caught!”
“Let’s see how I deal with him!”
“ah?!”
“This fish… is so weird!”
“Why does it look like the fish has a human face?!”
They were surprised.
What the hell is this? !
Who has ever seen this fish?
Never seen it!
But···
Just when they were shocked and puzzled, the fish suddenly uttered human words: “Hiccup~~~”
“Isn’t it just a human face?”
“Fairies, come on, let’s continue playing and have fun together~!”
“ah???!”
“This…he is a human being!”
“Damn it!”
“What a bastard!!!”
“rogue!”
“Quickly, catch him and report to Xingjun!”
The Yue’es were panicked, their faces were red, and they were all trembling with anger!
How hateful!
Just now, I was touched by this thing on my thigh, and even…
I was bitten by it a few times, but I didn’t take it seriously at the time, thinking it was just a naughty fish. But now it seems like what kind of naughty fish is it?
He is clearly a pervert!
Shy and angry!
They immediately tied up the fish with their own magic and rushed to find the Taiyin Star Lord.
The canopy was held in their hands, and at first it felt comfortable, smooth and tender, with a fragrant smell that lingered on.
But when I heard that they were so ignorant and wanted to report to Taiyin Xingjun, I was immediately scared to death.
“I’m going to suffer!”
“If Taiyin Star Lord knows about this, he will stab him further…”
He combined his guesses.
These Yue’e are probably the bed-warming girls of the Lord of the Immortal Palace, or the future concubines!
And I actually…
Snap!
His fin gave himself a sharp slap.
Confused!
How come you drank a few mouthfuls of horse urine and now you don’t know their names anymore!
How dare you! Oh my God!
How dare you tease Yue’e, the ‘beautiful girl’ of the Lord of the Immortal Palace, you!
Wait for death! ! !
In an instant, countless thoughts flashed in my mind.
He was confused.
Also scared.
However, he felt unable to accept the thought of the miserable outcome that awaited him.
After all, this is no small matter.
This is fatal! ! !
If you’re lucky, you might be able to get punished and be sent to “re-education through labor.”
If you have bad luck, you will definitely die, or even lose your soul and never be reincarnated again.
Completely destroyed!
Then, he thought of his past again.
From being a first-level mortal, feeding pigs and taking out manure, he has been cultivating until now, becoming Marshal Tianpeng…
Is it easy for you? !
Now, he is about to die just because he lost his temper after drinking?
hiss! !
inappropriate!
inappropriate! ! !
I have to escape.
Although the chance of me escaping from the pursuit of the Immortal Palace people was less than one in a billion, it would be even more miserable if I stayed.
so···
No choice!
I must escape! ! !
He gritted his teeth.
boom!
He forcibly used his own magic power to break through the Yue’e’s seal, knocked them away before they returned to the Lunar Star, and then turned around and ran away.
“That’s…?”
“Damn you bastard, he still dares to escape!”
“Who is he? Do you know him?!”
“I don’t know him, but his magic weapon is so special. I don’t think there are many people in the entire Immortal Palace. Just ask and you will know!”
“right!”
“Tell Xingjun first!”
“···”
They speeded up and quickly went to find Taiyin Star Lord.
and report the matter.
“What?!”
Taiyin Star Lord frowned and was furious!
The Taiyin Star is a pure place, and the Yue’es have been practicing pure cultivation. They are all so simple that they can even be described as silly and sweet.
Over the years, no one dared to do anything to them due to their reputation.
result···
How dare someone dare to tease you like this? !
If they hadn’t caught him, would the thief still want to rape his own lunar star? ? ?
What do you think you are? !
Is my Taiyin Star Lord just a decoration? !
“You wait here and I will definitely seek justice for you!”
boom! ! !
Taiyin Xingjun was shocked, and his Dharma image surged, reflecting in the heavens.
However, she never took action directly.
after all···
The identity is here.
To catch a little lewd thief, it would be unreasonable for the majestic Taiyin Star Lord to take action.
Moreover, the other party is a member of the Immortal Palace. Due to emotions and reasons, he should first say hello to the Immortal Palace, then let the Immortal Palace capture him, and finally leave it to him to deal with.
Although it is a bit troublesome, the rules are the rules.
The face of the Immortal Palace must still be given.
Otherwise, you won’t get much benefit.
Anyway, as long as there is no difference in the final result, it doesn’t matter who takes action.
Besides…
I am the Immortal King, and I personally catch the little adulterer…
Once this matter spreads, I’m afraid how many people will gossip about it!
There have been a lot of rumors against me before. If this happens again, I’m afraid someone will spread the news about what happened to me by that lewd thief, or that I was messed up and abandoned by others!
How does this work?
The importance of reputation is self-evident.
The Immortal King will fight to the death for the sake of his skin.
······
“hiss!!!”
Canopy has escaped far away.
However, Taiyin Star Lord’s surging immortal power and terrifying appearance still made him tremble.
Even though they were far apart, their whole bodies were almost frozen by the power of the lunar calendar and turned into ice sculptures.
“Damn it!”
“she···”
“So terrifying?!”
Fortunately, she did not take action directly, which prevented the canopy from being left in the cold. Instead, she seized the opportunity and ran away, wishing she had four legs.
you say···
There are so many creatures with four legs, why do humans only have two legs?
How great would it be if people also had four legs?
Then I can definitely run faster!
He was restless, and during the process of escaping, he started to think wildly.
······
“What?”
“Is this happening?!”
The Taiyin Star Lord reflects in the heavens, and the Dharma Minister comes to the Immortal Palace in person to ask for explanations.
The Immortal Palace was shaken!
Even the Lord of the Immortal Palace was alarmed.
“You are so brave. You only plunder the Tianhe River, but you dare to molest Yue’e. You really have a right to die!”
That is at this moment.
The officials in charge of Tianhe all turned pale.
Yeah, something happened!
This fucking canopy!
What is it!
You are so brave, my God, you even dare to play with the spare cauldron of the Lord of the Immortal Palace, you are really…
Fucked!
They shivered and fell to their knees with a thud.
“Um?!”
The Lord of the Immortal Palace looked at them with a faint look in his eyes: “Why are you so panicked?”
“I was remiss in my duty!”
“When I heard about the canopy just now, I suddenly felt something bad, so I secretly sent my subordinates to investigate. Only then did I find that the canopy was actually guarding and stealing, and ate a lot of spiritual things that were kept in the Tianhe. This is our crime… “
They rush to plead guilty.
My heart is bitter.
Too bad!
I suffered terribly from this fucking canopy.
On weekdays, we all live in peace, but if something happens to this ceiling, someone from above will definitely send someone to investigate thoroughly.
Check this…
Wouldn’t that be the end of it?
Which one of the people in charge of Tianhe has the clean ass?
No one can really stand up to scrutiny.
If you can’t withstand the investigation, why don’t you plead guilty quickly? First, blame the whole thing on Tianpeng.
Anyway, he committed a capital crime, so he didn’t care about one or two more crimes.
but···
After taking the initiative to ‘apologise’, they gradually calmed down.
“Although Tianpeng’s move has caused us harm, as the saying goes, it is a blessing and a blessing in disguise. It is a disaster, but it is not necessarily a good thing.”
“Just push this matter to the canopy…”
“Although we will be accused of dereliction of duty, dereliction of duty is much better than committing theft.”
“The worst case scenario is to fine him some salary or reduce his official position.”
“But all the previous charges have been wiped away~”
“Um!!!”
“Nothing wrong!”
“Is this happening?”
The Lord of the Immortal Palace looked at them deeply.
To be honest, these things…
How could he not know?
only···
Hi.
If the water is clear, there will be no fish.
If you are really aware of everything, it may not be of any benefit. Sometimes, if you turn a blind eye, these subordinates will be more useful.
After all, such a huge Immortal Palace cannot be supported by oneself alone.
But now…
If Tianpeng commits a crime, Tianhe will definitely be cleaned up and thoroughly investigated.
They are eager to jump out, which is clearly to shirk the blame.
I wanted to punish them casually, but considering that they have been too courageous in recent years and should be beaten, I pretended to be thoughtful and said: “Then how many spiritual things have the canopy eaten by guarding and stealing?”
Several officials in charge looked at each other.
One of them hurriedly said: “A total of more than 17,360 spiritual plants of various kinds, various birds, beasts, insects and fish… a total of 13.78 million catties…”
As soon as these words came out.
The expressions of everyone else present changed.
I want to laugh, but I dare not.
Even Taiyin Xingjun’s Dharma couldn’t help but look sideways.
The other Tianhe officials who didn’t speak had their heads buried in their stomachs, like a few quails.
“Okay~!”
The Lord of the Immortal Palace stared at a few people with stern eyes: “Is this ceiling a pig?”
“How long have you been guarding Tianhe? And you’ve eaten so much? Huh?”
“This, this…”
Several people’s scalps were numb.
The person speaking also knew something was wrong.
If this matter was reported secretly and written in an official document, there would be nothing wrong with it.
But you can say it in public…
Doesn’t this mean treating the big guys as idiots? ? ?
But the words have already been spoken. If he changes his words, wouldn’t he still be a fool?
Helpless, they had no choice but to go to the dark side: “That’s it.”
“However, maybe the ceiling is not consumed entirely by oneself, but is given away or sold to others?”
“···”
The Lord of the Immortal Palace stared at them, making their hearts beat fast and their legs couldn’t help but tremble.
“Is that so?”
The corners of his mouth slowly raised: “That’s the best.”
In the end, he was not punished severely.
As the master of the Immortal Palace, how could he not know that these guys are “settling accounts” as he matures with age?
As soon as Tianpeng committed a crime, he was obviously the one who took the blame.
but···
Not a big problem.
It is enough to just warn these people and then kill the chickens to scare the monkeys.
“You have neglected your duties and caused huge losses to the Immortal Palace’s property and resources. You will be punished according to the law!”
“Yes, Your Majesty.”
They quickly knelt down and said, “Thank you for your mercy, Your Majesty.”
“Your Majesty’s Holy Might…”
“Enough!”
The Lord of the Immortal Palace waved his hand: “This matter is over!”
“But Tianpeng is punished for several crimes, but it is undoubtedly a capital crime.”
“The twelve divine generals Liu Ding Liu Jia took action and killed Tian Peng.”
“You want to see people alive, you want to see corpses when you’re dead!”
“Yes, Your Majesty!!!”
“···”
“It doesn’t matter whether it’s a human being or a corpse.”
Lord Taiyin Star spoke at this moment: “In the end, you will all be handed over to me.”
“I, however, still have to use my body to give an explanation to Yue’e.”
“Yes! Xingjun.”
“···”
The meeting is over~!
Immortal Palace moved quickly.
Even before the meeting ended, the Lord of the Immortal Palace had just given the order, and the twelve generals of Six Ding Liujia had already rushed out of the Immortal Palace and started to hunt down Tianpeng!
Liuding and Liujia were originally the gods in charge of the heavenly stems and earthly branches, and there were twelve gods among them.
There are six Ding gods: Ding Mao, Ding Si, Ding Wei, Ding You, Ding Hai, and Ding Chou.
There are six gods of Jia: Jiazi, Jiaxu, Jiashen, Jiawu, Jiachen, and Jiayin.
In the Immortal Palace, his status is not too high, but it is not low either.
Their strength is not weaker than Tianpeng. If they attack together, Tianpeng will naturally be unable to fly and have no way to escape.
Therefore, they don’t need to be prepared at all.
All you have to do is go all the way!
However, since Tianpeng had been running away for some time, it was difficult for them to identify their location. Therefore, while chasing, they were also contacting the ‘clairvoyants’ and ‘shunfeng ears’.
Of course, it’s not the clairvoyance and ears in Journey to the West.
They are ‘colleagues’ who practice related magical powers and can ‘lock on enemies’ from a distance.
And from them, they learned the clues about Tianpeng, and then hunted them all the way…
“Damn it!”
“I’m being targeted.”
Tianpeng quickly sensed that he was being targeted.
He never thought that he could escape the Immortal Palace’s investigation.
after all···
What the hell are you?
What kind of existence is the Immortal Palace?
I still want to hide it from the Immortal Palace’s investigation, what’s going on?
Although I wanted to escape this time to fight for a chance of survival, it must be one in ten million…
And he must make every effort to seize this glimmer of hope and escape.
At this moment, he had already completely sobered up from the wine.
Sober and scary!
“I must use everything available, otherwise…”
“Death is certain!”
“Now, I must have been targeted, but I don’t know who is targeting me. I must get the information first, so that I can prepare in advance and be more calm.”
“That’s all.”
He took a deep breath: “I don’t care whether I make enemies or not, my life is important!”
He immediately contacted his former ‘friends’.
Um···
The ‘number one official’ in charge of Tianhe~
“Canopy?!”
This high-ranking official had just received his punishment and was struck by lightning. His whole body was scorched black, and his hair exploded: “You dare to contact me, you damn girl?”
“Do you know that something happened to you?!”
“Go back and surrender now, otherwise no one can save you!”
Canopy sneered: “Come back? Come back and wait to die?”
“But you…” The official wanted to say more.
But Tian Peng interrupted him directly: “Stop talking nonsense. I contacted you not to reminisce with you or to discuss with you, but to ask you to tell me who is the person who came to take me, where is he now, and how to avoid him?”
“You?”
He glared: “How can this be!”
“How can I go along with you?”
“Dream on your dreams!”
“Really?” Tian Peng was not in a hurry, and changed the subject: “Then what about you stealing, stealing, and even selling…”
“Nonsense!”
The official snorted coldly: “When have we ever done these shameful things? It’s obviously because of you, the sinner Tian Peng!”
He is not afraid at all now.
The Immortal Palace, the master of the Immortal Palace already knows about this, and he must be as clear as a mirror in his heart.
But since he didn’t say it clearly in the hall, but just pretended to be “hesitant”, it means that he doesn’t want to pursue the matter too much, but just takes the opportunity to warn.
The people above warn.
We are down there, we know what’s going on. We should be more restrained for the next period of time and don’t seek death!
Are you afraid of the nonsense of a criminal like you, Tianpeng?
“Really?”
Tianpeng’s voice became colder.
How could he not understand?
The other party had already “demolished the bridge” and put the blame on himself, so he was so fearless.
“Of course ‘yes’!”
The big official snorted coldly: “There is no room for negotiation on this matter. You’d better come back and turn yourself in. Maybe you can get a lighter sentence. Otherwise, you will definitely die and no one can save you.”
“What’s the point of losing all your cultivation in one day?”
“When the time comes, your soul will be scattered and your name will not be mentioned in the reincarnation!”
“Hehehe.”
“You are really a good dog.” Tianpeng sneered: “Now you are upright. If I didn’t know you, I would be fooled by you. Unfortunately, you can’t fool me!”
“Forget it, I will take the blame for this matter. Don’t think I am just bullying you.”
“But…”
“The banquet two thousand years ago, you stole the immortal wine~~~”
“Also, you gambled with the immortals in private, and used things from the Milky Way, right? They may not have eaten them all? As long as you searched a ship…”
“Bah!”
“Tianpeng, don’t talk nonsense and insult people’s innocence. Am I that kind of person?”
“I’m telling you, you’re done, wait for death!”
“Hehe.”
Tian Peng’s voice became even colder: “You even killed your boss’s Taoist partner…”
“???!”
“Tian Peng!!!”
“You really deserve to die!”
The big official roared: “I’m telling you, the Six Dings and Six Jias are on their way to catch you, and there are also Thousand-Li Eyes and Wind-Ears to remotely assist and inform you of your location.”
“Don’t even think about going to the no-man’s land!”
“Don’t even think about going to those bald donkeys’ places to shave your head and then go ‘underground’ to walk through the dark restricted area and then jump to other life restricted areas!”
“Don’t even get any treasures in those restricted areas to block the perception of Thousand-Li Eyes and Wind-Ears.”
“In short, you’re done!”
“Now your only correct choice is to come back and surrender immediately and beg for forgiveness…”
“Bah!!!”
After cursing, he immediately interrupted the ‘call’ and even crushed the valuable super-long-distance sound transmission jade talisman!
Afterwards…
He even felt it was inappropriate.
What if the big boss of the Immortal Palace finds out the clues and comes to me to “go back in time”?
Although I can’t reverse time and space, it’s not difficult to see the past!
Although I seem to have no problems, a discerning person can see that there are still some problems if you really want to find them.
So…
No!
Be steady!
He immediately became righteous and upright, posed a righteous and evil posture, and shouted: “I will never reconcile with evil!!!”
“···”
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“Six Dings and Six Jias.”
“And there are Thousand-Li Eyes and Wind-Ears to help?”
“Is this really going to kill me?”
“Cruel!”
“So cruel!”
Tian Peng’s face turned green.
We are all thousand-year-old foxes, what’s the point of playing Liao Zhai?
The senior official was clattering…seemingly scolding and warning him, but Tianpeng could hear clearly that this was the other party’s idea, pointing out a ‘way out’ for him.
But…
Fuck you, is this way out so easy?
Not to mention that they are watching closely and chasing closely.
Even if there are no pursuers, you have to sneak alone to the territory controlled by those bald donkeys, find a temple, pretend to be a monk, and then sneak into the dark restricted area…
Damn!
Isn’t that fatal?
What is the dark restricted area? It can indeed block the detection of the clairvoyance and the wind-hearing ears, but why is it called a restricted area?
Because it is a life restricted area!
And it is a special life restricted area.
The clairvoyance and the wind-hearing ears are not good when they go in, and if you go in by yourself, you are almost blind.
At most, you can only see a small area.
But it is full of various dangers, and it is a place that can take lives.
It would be fine if I could just go in, but I also had to find a treasure inside that could block detection, and then run through a few more life forbidden zones to confuse people, which is also considered a deliberate attempt to confuse people?
Fuck!
It’s easy to say.
Isn’t this also a life-or-death situation… No, a life-or-death situation? !
Do you really think that the life forbidden zone is just talk?
Even if these life restricted areas were not “sweeping the world” and causing “turmoil”, it would still be a death sentence!
“Alas…”
“It’s really a headache.”
At this moment, he regretted it.
I didn’t know what to say.
But he couldn’t help but give himself a big slap.
Snap!
The slap was loud.
The face suddenly swelled up, and a palm print was particularly conspicuous.
“You said you…”
“Why are you so bold?”
“Damn, are you so bold?”
“You lived a good life before, but you have to kill yourself?”
“…”
At this moment, he really regretted it and panicked.
Well…
Or it would be more appropriate to say that he was afraid.
But, no matter how afraid he was, he still had to find a way to keep his life. Even if there was only a one in ten million chance, he couldn’t just sit there and wait for death.
And death wasn’t too scary.
Even if they wanted to capture him alive and then torture him.
Damn, the punishment of the Immortal Palace is scary to look at, and it makes me tremble all over. I don’t want to go through it.
“Damn it, damn it!”
“What should I do?”
He panicked.
“Do I really have to go to those places?”
“…”
“Wait, that’s not right!”
“That bastard is tricking me.”
“Going to the Dark Forbidden Zone is a way to live and die. If you are lucky, you can survive, but why go to the Buddhist territory?”
“It can’t block detection there, and it will delay my time for no reason.”
“Even if I move a little slower, the Immortal Palace may communicate with the Buddhist sect. At that time, I am afraid that I will be tied up by the Buddhist sect and handed over to the Immortal Palace.”
“That will really be a dead end.”
“…”
Tianpeng figured it out.
That bastard mixed one lie among ten truths to deceive himself.
Why?
Because I have mastered his secret.
He is worried if he doesn’t die!
As long as he is alive, he can rely on this secret to eat him for the rest of his life!
He will be at ease only if he dies.
“Okay, okay!”
“You bastard, wait for me.”
“We were good brothers when we were eating meat and drinking, but now I am in big trouble and you want to kill me.”
“Don’t let me have the chance to see you again!”
“···”
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Tian Peng had a clear mind, gritted his teeth, and suddenly turned to the nearest ultra-long-distance teleportation array.
Then, he spent a lot of money to “book the venue”.
He rushed to the dark restricted area at the fastest speed.
Immortal Palace.
Thousand-Li Eyes and Wind-Ears quickly realized the situation: “He was scolded.”
“He is from our Fairy Palace. I can’t detect him inside the Fairy Palace. He actually wants to ask for help? What a big dog’s guts!”
“He turned!”
“Huh?”
“He took the teleportation array to the opposite direction. Liu Ding Liu Jia, you guys hurry up and follow.”
“No, no, no!!!”
“He is going in the direction of…”
“Dark Forbidden Zone?!”
“No, he wants to enter the Dark Forbidden Zone to seek a way out. You guys hurry up and follow. It will be troublesome for you to complete the mission!”
Tian Peng went in. Will Liu Ding Liu Jia go in?
Go in?
That place is too dangerous!
Don’t go in?
You have the mission of the Fairy Palace, but you don’t go to catch the criminals.
What’s the matter?
You even dare to disobey the order of the Fairy Palace?
There is a way to die!
Liu Ding Liu Jia was also shocked: “This damn Tian Peng, he wants to take someone else with him when he is about to die.”
“Chase!”
However
They didn’t catch up after all.
Tianpeng broke into the dark restricted area first.
Not long after, the six Dings and six Jias stood outside the dark restricted area, gritting their teeth and extremely angry. (End of this chapter)
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