Stop pretending, I am the God of Cooking and I am showing off my cards! - Chapter 778

c778 Brother Chapter 777 Dundun: He actually invited me to be the witness of the marriage

“Don’t take pictures of the bride and groom later, just take pictures of these dishes.”

When the bride and groom were about to enter the venue, Lin Xu was worried that Hao Qingfeng would capture Ren Jie in police uniform, so he explained it in advance.

“Okay, I’ll try not to take pictures.”

After Hao Qingfeng finished speaking, he held up his camera and went to the side to film Dai Jianli cooking.

Lin Xu went to the yard behind the kitchen, lifted the roasted pig out, first rinsed the meat skin with cold water, and then repeatedly pricked the meat skin with a nail board to facilitate the flow of fat inside.

This step must be done quickly. Once done, you can put the roasted pig into the pit and go to watch the wedding.

At this time, the carriage had entered the park. Dundun looked very majestic on the back of the carriage. Xiaobai, who was walking around the park, also ran over and followed the carriage happily.

This scene is very funny. Two tall horses are running majestically in front, followed by a small pony that has shrunk in all directions. The scene looks very fun.

As he was running, the second prince also chased after him, running happily beside Xiaobai, nuzzling Xiaobai from time to time, or making “chirp” sounds at Xiaobai.

That expression, that cry, was very similar to when he teased the mare before.

Not far away, several relatives looked at each other:

“Is this little alpaca teasing this little stallion?”

“That’s right, it’s been chirping non-stop.”

“But…but this alpaca is also male!”

Several relatives suddenly had the illusion that the CPU was dry-burned.

Xiao Bai also neighed angrily and ran to the side. When the second prince saw it, he immediately shook his head coquettishly and followed him.

After watching the whole process, Dundun said: “!!!!!!!!!”

This cat’s outlook on life has been severely impacted, and it’s time to wash his eyes with his aunt’s wedding.

After walking around the park, the carriage finally stopped on the red carpet next to the wedding venue.

If it were a Chinese-style wedding, the husband’s family would set off firecrackers around the bride’s wedding car, but today this is a Western-style wedding, and a horse-drawn carriage is used.

If you fire off the cannon rashly, you may scare the two Akhalte golden horses to death.

Ren Jie jumped out of the car, walked around to the other side of the carriage, opened the door, and carefully supported Chen Yan to get out of the car with both hands.

“Huh…it’s a good thing I’m not wearing high heels, otherwise it would be easy for my heels to slip when I get off the car like this.”

Chen Yan got out of the car carefully and adjusted her skirt. At this time, all the guests were basically seated and the wedding was about to begin.

She glanced at the “surprise props” covered with red cloth on both sides of the wedding stage, and a look of satisfaction appeared in her eyes.

There is actually a backup, Master Qi is really reliable in his work, and he is indeed a man who can take down Xiao Qiqi.

Ren Jie, who was next to him, also had a happy look in his eyes.

Lin Xu is worthy of being the person who made Lin Ji strong and big from scratch. He does things beautifully and even specially prepared an extra pancake oven. It looks good with such symmetry.

He deserves to be rich.

Although they are about to enter the solemn wedding scene, the two couples have their own thoughts.

Dundun, who was sitting on the back of the carriage, watched this scene with great joy, his eyes full of teasing his aunt.

Just as she was enjoying herself, Shen Jiayue came over and took the little guy out of the carriage:

“In such a big carriage, you have to lie down on the backrest. What if you fall? It’s not good at all!”

“Meow~~~~~”

Dundun screamed in grievance, but what she got in exchange was an even harsher criticism from Mommy:

“What? I still feel aggrieved after saying a few words to you, don’t you? Can you tell me whether it is dangerous or not? If you accidentally fall down and there is a car behind you, your life will be in danger. The last time I let you watch “Human Being” “Collection of Unfortunate Moments” Are you watching this in vain?”

Dundun: “…”

But I’m not a human being, so I won’t be unlucky!

The little guy grunted in grievance and was about to retort when Zeng Xiaoqi came over with a microphone. The wedding was about to begin. She said to Shen Jiayue:

“How about letting Dundun come on stage to say a few words later?”

“Okay, okay, no problem. It just so happens that my son wants to send blessings to his aunt and uncle, don’t you think so, honey?”

Dundun yelled reluctantly, satisfying mommy’s desire to show off her baby.

At this time, Lin Xu came over after finishing his work and carried Dundun to the position in front of the stage. If the pancakes overturned later, he could also participate in the rescue.

As for why I brought Dundun, it was purely to add insurance.

The wedding was carried out step by step according to the process planned yesterday, and relatives and friends also watched it very seriously.

Chen Yuanyuan and Cai Sen sat together, but they didn’t pay much attention to the process. Instead, they glanced at their phones from time to time and paid close attention to Ziqiang Shengjian’s group messages.

During the holidays, many out-of-town netizens came to the capital. Not only did the business of Ziqiang Shengjian not drop, but it actually increased. Several stores near popular check-in spots even sold out of fillings or drinks.

At this time, Chen Yuanyuan, as the general manager, naturally did not dare to take it lightly.

At the wedding scene, when Ren Jie held Chen Yan’s hand and walked towards the wedding stage, Cai Sen also quietly stretched out his hand, pretending to be nonchalant, and lightly touched Chen Yuanyuan’s hand.

At first, Chen Yuanyuan didn’t respond and thought she agreed.

But when he was about to catch him, Chen Yuanyuan next to him asked curiously:

“What are you doing? Do you want to steal my wallet?”

Cai Sen thought it was quite exciting to hold hands in public, but Chen Yuanyuan’s words almost scared him to the point of peeing, and she quickly said:

“No, I just accidentally bumped into it…why are you looking at your phone all the time?”

“The store’s business suddenly exploded. I had to arrange for people in the distribution department to deliver the fillings quickly to avoid running out of stock.”

She was preoccupied with her career and had no time to think about the love between her children.

This ambition also infected Cai Sen. He stood up with a camera and started taking pictures around the stage, hoping to express himself more in front of Chen Yuanyuan’s family and relatives.

The atmosphere at the wedding scene was very lively. Ren Jie and Chen Yan were both handsome men and beautiful women, and with Zeng Xiaoqi, the wedding host, making jokes, applause broke out from the guest seats from time to time.

“As the saying goes, love never begins but grows deeper. Many emotions are generated from a look, a word, or a certain item. Now, please invite the bride and groom to exchange tokens of love.”

Zeng Xiaoqi designed this link for a reason. At that time, Ren Jie bought Chen Yan a pair of canvas shoes, allowing Chen Yan to wear the cheapest pair of shoes in the past ten years.

She originally planned to start with shoes.

But he didn’t expect that as soon as he said these words, Chen Yan, who was wearing a pure white wedding dress, took a deep breath, and Ren Jie on the side also clenched his fists.

Let me go, what is going on?

If you two don’t prepare gifts, are you planning to wrestle on stage?

Just as she was surprised, Zeng Xiaoqi heard Chen Yan stuttering:

“Well…my love token needs to be made on site.”

After saying that, Chen Yan walked to the surprise props covered with red cloth, while Ren Jie also walked to the other side while recalling how to make pancakes and fruits.

The young couple were reminiscing about how to make delicious food in their hearts, and did not pay attention to each other’s movements.

Shen Guofu, who was sitting not far away, muttered curiously:

“What are Xiaoyan and Xiaojie doing?”

“I don’t know, it seems like I want to do something.”

Soon, Chen Yan and Ren Jie pulled off the red cloth.

But then, the two realized something was wrong.

Ren Jie found that the pancake oven in front of him had somehow been replaced by a stall for cooking wonton noodles. There was a pot and rolling pin next to it, and there was mixed dough on the chopping board.

Opposite him, Chen Yan was looking at a bowl of batter and pancakes in a daze.

This, this, this…this is different from what was expected.

Zeng Xiaoqi was also surprised and wanted to ask, are you two setting up a stall at the wedding venue?

Looking at this scene, Shen Jiayue completely remembered the surprise that brother-in-law Ren had prepared for Yan Bao, but she didn’t expect that Yan Bao would also have to do some work.

Is this treating the wedding as a temple fair?

Only Dundun looked like he had succeeded in his prank and was so happy that he rolled on the grass next to him.

Zeng Xiaoqi took the microphone and walked over to take a look:

“Wow, brother-in-law Ren, there is some dough here and a rolling pin. Are you planning to make hand-rolled dough for Baby Yan?”

Ren Jie smiled bitterly:

“I planned to make pancakes for her. When we first met, I spread out two pancakes for her but failed…”

Just as he was talking, Chen Yan ran over with her skirt in hand and saw the dough, rolling pin, pot for cooking noodles and other supplies and ingredients that Qi Siming had prepared in advance.

She glanced at Ren Jie:

“Where is your batter…How dare you hide something from me. I won’t deal with you until the wedding is over!”

Ren Jie looked at Baby Yan with a look of disbelief, then looked at the dough on the chopping board, and asked in a low voice:

“Do you really know how to make dough by hand? Otherwise…”

“Go, go, don’t disturb my performance. Let’s make a deal first. Even if I make noodle soup later, you have to praise it for being delicious, otherwise… hum!”

How dare Ren Jie say no, he nodded and agreed.

Qi Siming, who was not far away, also realized at this time that he and Lin Xu were about to have a disagreement. No wonder he always felt something was wrong.

Lin Xu also understood. He rubbed Dundun’s head and whispered:

“Today is your aunt’s happy day, so don’t let her and your uncle make a fool of yourself.”

Dundun calmly licked her paws:

“Meow~~~~~”

With me here, there will definitely be no problem!

The guests didn’t know why, but they were very excited when they saw this:

“People usually exchange rings when they get married. I didn’t expect this couple to take the unusual route and actually exchange food… But why pancakes and hand-made noodles?”

Shu Yun, who is relatively familiar with the relationship history of the two, explained to everyone:

“During the Mid-Autumn Festival last year, Officer Ren set up a pancake stall to conduct a disguised assessment. Yan Baobao went to buy pancakes. Officer Ren failed to make two pancakes in a row. Yan Baobao recognized him as a police officer handling the case, which led to the failure of the assessment. Now he does The pancakes should be to make up for the regret that baby Yan didn’t eat pancakes at that time.”

“Oh, it turns out there is another one like this.”

“I asked why Xiaojie failed in the selection. It turned out to be because of the fake assessment.”

Among the guests were many of Ren Jie’s comrades and some colleagues from the police force, such as Sui Fusheng from the Haidian detachment, who was wearing casual clothes and sitting among the guests with his wife.

The two had a simple wedding during the Spring Festival. Now Sui’s wife is more than four months pregnant.

Chen Meijuan looked at Shu Yun and asked:

“What’s up with the hand-rolled noodles?”

“Yan Baobao bragged that she was the executive chef of Linji Food. But when Officer Ren came to the store to find her, she brought a bowl of hand-made noodles from the back kitchen and said she made it herself. Later, this lie was If exposed, Chef Chen would become Mr. Chen… She must have been thinking about this, so she made up for this regret at the wedding.”

It sounds like the relationship between this young couple is quite touching.

Chen Meijuan smiled and said to Shen Guofang:

“Xiaoyan and Xiaojie are happy that their enemies finally got married.”

“It finally saves her dad and I some worries.”

Soon, Ren Jie started making pancakes, while Chen Yan also took off the lace gloves matching her wedding dress and started rolling the dough with a rolling pin.

After Zeng Xiaoqi on the stage figured out what was going on, she felt that it was not appropriate to have a quiet moment, so she took the microphone and walked back to the stage, intending to liven up the atmosphere.

“While the bride and groom are exchanging snacks, we warmly welcome the witness of this wedding – the little kid Dundun!”

The guests in the audience all cheered when they heard that Dundun was about to appear.

This cute and funny little cat is everyone’s favorite. When they heard that he would be the witness, everyone shouted Dundun’s name.

Dundun, who was rolling around on the grass and having fun, looked at everyone in surprise.

Witness?

Although I really want to feel it, I am a cat!

As soon as Shen Jiayue, a baby-showing addict, heard that her son had a chance to show his face, she couldn’t help but carry him to the stage.

Dundun lay down on the emcee’s table, and when he squatted down, he adjusted his tie with his paws. When the photographers around him saw this action, they all turned their cameras around and started shooting.

“Hello Dundun, welcome to be the witness of this wedding.”

“Meow~meow~~~~~~”

Dundun called out twice, as if to be polite to Zeng Xiaoqi.

“The bride and groom are busy making snacks now. As a witness, do you have anything to say?”

If you want to ask something else, Dundun may not be able to do it, but if you want to let him speak, Village Chief Dun said that it will be no problem if he talks for two hours in a row.

It faced the microphone and started babbling. Judging from Qi Fan’er’s movements, he was at least a thirty-year-old party secretary.

In the guest seat, everyone in the Cai family looked at this scene in surprise.

They didn’t know much about Dundun. They only knew that he was an Internet celebrity cat. They never thought that the little guy could actually talk, and his appearance was just like that of a veteran cadre.

Hey guys, is this cat a sperm?

Dundun was still shouting, and Zeng Xiaoqi took the opportunity to say:

“You may not know much about cat language, so I can help translate it. After all, as Dundun’s aunt, I know a little bit about its meows.”

She paused and began to translate:

“I wish my aunt and uncle a happy marriage, a long life together, and a happy marriage… If the couple wants to stay in love, they must be honest and not lie. For example, they cannot falsely report their age. They clearly say they are thirty on their ID cards, but insist on saying they are eighteen. This is not right. If you have children in the future, it will cause trouble to your children…”

Chen Yan, who was busy rolling out the dough: “!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

You flat-chested monster, you actually mocked me with insinuations. People with small breasts are indeed small-minded!

If it weren’t for the wedding scene, I would really want to hit you on the head with a rolling pin!

In the audience, Dou Wenjing, Shu Yun, Xiao Qing and others were all crazy with joy. At first, when Zeng Xiaoqi said she wanted to translate, everyone felt strange.

Even Dundun’s parents don’t understand cat language, can you?

I didn’t expect to be waiting here.

Thinking of what Chen Yan had said in mocking Zeng Xiaoqi in the morning, everyone made two decisions in unison:

1. Don’t offend the officiant when getting married.

2. I would rather spend money than let Xiao Qiqi be the master of ceremonies.

Good guy, this translation directly cut a big hole in the bride’s heart. It can be said that one knife after another struck hard.

Dundun realized that Aunt Xiaoqi was using her as a weapon. Instead of getting angry, she swung her tail and raised her voice several times as if she was just watching the fun and not taking it too seriously.

If you want to talk about other things, we can’t help, but if you want to ridicule your aunt, I will do whatever it takes to help!

“Dundun said that when you have children in the future, you can no longer yell at others, and you can’t always bully others. Now teenagers are resisting campus bullying, and adults must also resist bullying in the circle, especially using their physical advantages to attack each other’s bodies. Defective behavior must be stopped resolutely!”

Shu Yun covered his face:

“Oh my god, how much resentment has Xiao Qiqi accumulated?”

Dou Wenjing smiled:

“You have to ask Xiao Qing.”

Xiao Qing immediately expressed her position:

“I never feel bad. Condensation is the essence. And compared to you, I have saved a lot of fabric for the country in my life. I am very proud!”

Shu Yun glanced at her and whispered:

“I heard there is a very effective breast enlargement trick, do you want to try it?”

“Really? Tell me quickly, tell me quickly, I will know why our baby Shu is the best, Mua~”

Chen Yan rolled out the dough, then quickly picked up the kitchen knife and cut the dough into thin noodles.

At this moment, the water on the stove next to it happened to be boiling. She scattered the noodles and put them into the pot. Then she brought an empty bowl and put some scallion oil in the bottom of the bowl for making noodles.

This kind of fat contains lard, light soy sauce, dark soy sauce, salt, sugar and other condiments.

In other words, with scallion oil, there is no need to add other condiments.

This is a trick Qi Siming thought of to avoid Chen Yan’s inexperience in seasoning, causing the noodles to be too salty or too bland.

Soon, the water in the pot boiled.

Pour a spoonful of boiling water into the scallion oil and let the scallion oil melt and release the aroma.

Pour a ladle of cold water into the pot to cool down the soup and prevent the noodles from boiling.

When it boiled again, she took out the noodles with a large slotted spoon, poured a little water into a bowl, and sprinkled a pinch of chopped chives.

After doing this, she walked to the stage with the bowl, and Ren Jie next to her also made a set of pancakes.

Dundun stopped talking now, and Zeng Xiaoqi stopped acting like a monster. Everyone was looking at the young couple exchanging special tokens of love.

“This is the pancake fruit I promised you at that time. I made it for you today. You can try it if it tastes good.”

“I lied to you about the hand-made noodles last time. Today’s bowl is really made by me… But if you dare to say it doesn’t taste good, I will be angry!”

“It’s delicious, absolutely delicious. The aroma makes my mouth water.”

The two of them started putting on makeup early this morning and didn’t eat much. Ren Jie was busy greeting his classmates, comrades, colleagues, relatives and friends, and didn’t bother to eat.

So when I smelled the aroma of lard, I was really greedy.

The two exchanged the delicacies in their hands and started eating in front of everyone.

Chen Yan took a bite of the pancake and said:

“Well, it tastes great and the sauce is just right. It’s very good. Even if you lose your job in the future, you can still set up a stall selling pancakes and fruits.”

Ren Jie took a sip of the noodles and thought it was really delicious, and said a lot of delicious things.

Shen Jiayue raised her phone, took a photo of the heartwarming scene at the wedding, and sent it to her circle of friends:

“Baby Yan, I wish you a happy wedding!”

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