Stop pretending, I am the God of Cooking and I am showing off my cards! - Chapter 837

c837 Extra 1 No. 9527

“The graduation ceremony of Maode Academy has officially begun!”

Outside the endless universe, on Meow Star, a grand graduation ceremony is being held at the highest institution on the planet, Meowth Academy.

All the cats who participated in the graduation ceremony were squatting in the huge square of Maode Academy. Today was not only their graduation ceremony, but also the day when they were assigned work.

On the high platform in front of the square, the old dean of Maode Academy was delivering a speech.

Wearing reading glasses, it tells the graduating students about the history and past glory of Meow Star.

“The Meow Star was founded by the Cat God. This is a great ancestor that every Meow Star person must remember. It followed the Creator God in the north and south for many years until the end of the war. It felt that there were too few people in the tribe, so it declined the Creator God. To retain him, he used all his divine power to create the Meow Star, and he himself slept on this planet forever…”

The dean spoke so passionately that many students secretly wiped their tears with their paws.

A cat with gray-blue fur and college number 9527 on its chest turned to look at the statue of the cat god standing at the end of the square, filled with a sense of mission to revitalize the cat star.

At this time, the dean on the stage was still talking:

“Ten thousand years ago, the God of Creation closed the Temple of Creation and fell into a deep sleep. The gods could not come out. The universe gradually became chaotic, and wars inevitably occurred. Even on the cat planet where we are, there are The signs of war were aroused, so the committee established the Mao De Academy to select the best students to join the society and make outstanding contributions to the Meow Star.”

After the lengthy speech, the dean sat down.

A female cat mixed with yellow, white, and gray stood up. She was the executive dean of the college and the elder of the Meow Star Sanctuary.

The sanctuary is the belief center of cats and the spiritual and cultural home of cats.

Every cat can find his or her own spiritual haven in the sanctuary. Many homeless cats grew up in welfare homes established by the sanctuary.

The executive dean stood up, which also meant that it was time to announce the whereabouts of this year’s graduates.

As usual, students with poor grades enter factories, the better ones are recruited by major business groups, and the better ones go to social management positions, or become a cat policeman who enjoys helping cats.

The top 100 students will enter the fleet directly managed by the Planetary Committee and become a professional military cat.

In recent years, cats and the dogs next door have been at odds with each other. Although war has not yet been declared, the friction has always existed and even intensified. The powerful dogs of the dogs even regard hunting cats as fun.

Although the committee lodged a solemn protest and expressed strong dissatisfaction, the dogs remained unmoved and continued to go their own way.

The outstanding students of Maode Academy plan to teach those dogs a profound lesson and revive the glory of cat stars.

As for the first place student in each class, there is a better place to go, and that is the Meow Star Sanctuary.

Once you enter the sanctuary, you will not only have enough food and clothing, but also have the most generous benefits, and you may even have the opportunity to be selected by a higher-level saint, or enter the main temple in one step.

Once entering the High Sanctuary, it means that you can freely enter and leave the planet, and you can even interfere with some of Meow Star’s policies. The dignitaries on the committee will nod and bow when they see it.

As for the main temple, it is even more powerful. Every time he comes back, the dignitaries of the committee will kneel down to greet him.

Above the Main God’s Temple, it is said that there is an even more ethereal Sanctuary and Holy Court, which are the center for maintaining the balance of the universe. However, Meow has not been selected to enter the Main God’s Temple for thousands of years. The Holy Realm and Holy Court are It only exists in legends, and no one knows its specific location.

When the executive dean began to announce the destination of the graduates, the gray-blue 9527 immediately straightened his chest.

It is the well-deserved first place this year. Regardless of force, moral character, leadership, organization, culture, etc., it is far ahead of the second place. Entering the sanctuary is a certainty.

Entering the sanctuary is the goal of 9527 studying hard in the academy, and is even the motivation for it to enter the Maode Academy.

Because once you enter the sanctuary, you have the qualifications to hire a Yi Cong. The food, clothing, housing and transportation of the Yi Cong are the responsibility of the Sanctuary, and the welfare is better than that of a meow policeman.

“This way, short-nosed tigers don’t have to suffer outside, and we brothers can all have a carefree life.”

Short-nosed Tiger is a cat that 9527 grew up with in an orphanage. Because he was born with a short nose, he was deemed a useless disabled cat by the orphanage. All his food was halved, and he was also deprived of educational opportunities.

But 9527 didn’t mind, and gave the cat his little food every day. He also named the cat short-nosed tiger based on the tiger stripes on its body, encouraging it to be as brave as a tiger.

In this way, the disabled cat, who was originally ridiculed by everyone, regained his confidence little by little, and became good brothers who will never leave each other with 9527.

In order to take care of his younger brother, 9527 carefully researched all the employment opportunities and believed that entering the sanctuary was the best choice for the brothers.

But the Sanctuary only recruits one cat every year, which is the first student with the best academic performance in Cat De Academy.

If you want to enter Maode Academy, in addition to passing rigorous tests, you also have to pay high tuition fees.

The brothers grew up in a welfare institution and could not afford to pay their monthly living expenses, let alone their tuition fees.

Just when 9527 was about to give up on this road, the short-nosed cat took action. It risked its life and ran into the swamp area known as the Death Zone to capture the top cat game purchased by the powerful at a high price-Leapfrog. and drifting snakes.

The jumping frog is a type of frog with strong hind legs and strong jumping ability. Even cats known for their agility are not easy to catch.

As for the drift snake, it is actually a type of eel with a smooth body. It will dive into the swamp if it dodges, making it more difficult to catch.

But in order for his brother to enter the Maode Academy, the short-nosed tiger did not hesitate to enter the swamp area. After staying for three days, he finally caught a jumping frog.

When the short-nosed tiger came to 9527 with the jumping frog in its mouth, 9527, who had been looking for it frantically for three days, gave this bold little brother a lesson, and then hugged the short-nosed cat and cried bitterly.

However, the jumping frog captured by the short-nosed tiger gave 9527 hope. The brothers sold the jumping frog and entered the swamp area again to continue catching. Finally, they collected enough tuition before the registration deadline for the start of the semester.

The Band of Brothers caught a lot of jumping frogs and floating snakes, but they never tasted anything. Even if they were bitten to death with too much force, they were sold to middlemen at low prices.

After going to school, the short-nosed tiger still went to swamp areas to catch prey. It could not catch prey in coastal areas, so it learned to steal and rob.

But no matter what he did, whenever it was time to pay living expenses, 9527 would always receive the payment from the short-nosed tiger on time.

“Fortunately, everything is over, and our brothers don’t have to live a hard life anymore.”

9527 whispered, waiting for the executive dean’s announcement.

Finally, the calico cat on the stage began to announce the candidates who will enter the sanctuary this year:

“In the past, only those with the best grades entered the sanctuary. The committee felt that this was a huge waste of talent. We also think so. So this year, we plan to recruit a student who has less than ideal grades but is willing to work hard – that is Student with student number 0250.”

0250?

All the students turned their faces and looked at 9527, and then looked at a tabby cat squatting on the ground like a mountain of flesh. This cat had triangular eyes and the patterns on its body were yellow and gray. It looked very similar to the executive dean. .

9527 was already stupid, he didn’t expect such a change at all.

It recalled playing with the short-nosed tiger next to the swamp when it was a child, and bumping into the dean and the executive dean. At that time, the executive dean screamed, and the dean explained for the first time that it was to attract prey in the swamp.

Now it seems that there is definitely adultery, and 0250 should be their bastard.

Among the students, a cow cat stood up for 9527:

“Why should the stupidest student in the college be allowed to enter the sanctuary? 9527’s grades are so good, isn’t his hard work in vain?”

The executive dean said calmly:

“9527’s results are indeed very good, but when it comes to hard work, I think 0250 works harder. 9527 can solve a math problem in a few seconds, and then goes around to play after finishing it, while 0250 needs to concentrate on it all afternoon. Who knows? Isn’t it obvious that you have worked hard? Of course, 9527 has excellent results and we have arrangements.”

At this time, a young cat in the sanctuary walked onto the stage and announced loudly:

“9527, you were successfully selected as the guardian of divine power because of your excellent grades.”

Upon hearing this, the whole place was in an uproar.

The guardian of divine power is actually exiled to an alien planet.

Ten thousand years ago, after the God of Creation fell into a deep sleep, in order to prevent the divine power from dissipating, the Holy Court deliberately took away the divine power of the God of Creation, divided it into different abilities and put them on extraterrestrial planets. Creatures that gained divine power would have incredible abilities.

This ability is called a system on some planets, a golden finger on some planets, and a plug-in on some planets, which can greatly improve the status of the divine power host.

In this process, the divine power will also increase slightly.

The guardian of divine power appears next to the host of divine power in the form of pets and other forms to increase the difficulty of the user as much as possible so that the divine power can be maintained for more time.

Because the longer the divine power is maintained, the more it will grow.

If creatures are frequently changed, the divine power will weaken or dissipate directly, so a divine guardian is needed, but for cats, this is equivalent to exile, or even worse than exile.

The guardians of Meow Star’s divine power throughout the ages have never come back since they left Meow Star.

9527 opened his mouth, thinking of the short-nosed cat, and couldn’t help but ask:

“Can you choose someone else? I…I have a situation at home.”

The executive dean stood up and said:

“Whose family has no situation, but you are the only one who is special? Now the time has come to test your loyalty to the Cat God and the God of Creation. 9527, I know you are worried about the disabled cat. Don’t worry, we will recruit it as a school worker after you go.” , taking care of food, housing and a salary is better than letting it wander outside.”

9527 didn’t expect that after several years of hard work, this would be the final result.

But as long as the short-nosed cat can do well, it’s okay. Being a school janitor is a formal job after all.

Growing up, 9527 was fearless, with its only weakness being the short-nosed tiger. Now they can give it a place as a school janitor, or send it to the darkest prison in Meow Star.

When he thought that 0250 was the bastard of the dean and the executive dean, 9527 had already figured it out.

However, in order to prevent the executive director from reneging on his promise, it said:

“Then you swear on the statue of the cat god that you will never embarrass the short-nosed tiger after I leave, and you will never break your promise.”

It is the tradition and custom of the cat star to swear an oath to the cat god. Once you swear an oath, you will be watched by the cat god’s statue. Cats who break the contract will be destroyed by the catwalk of rays emitted by the statue.

In Meow Star, when it comes to promises, you usually swear by the cat god statue.

“Swear! Swear! Swear!”

Cowcat held up his white gloves and started booing crazily. The surrounding students who sympathized with 9527 also started booing louder and louder, making the executive dean unable to stand down.

But it was hard to get angry at this time, so it respectfully swore to the statue of the Cat God:

“I swear that the short-nosed tiger will be recruited as a school worker at Maode Academy within 24 hours. In the future, wages and benefits will be paid on time, and he will not be wronged.”

After swearing, the eyes of the cat god statue flashed.

9527 no longer has any worries, it made one last request:

“Can I say goodbye to the short-nosed tiger?”

The executive dean felt that this request was not too much, and just as he was about to agree, the young sanctuary staff next to him refused:

“No, the guardian of the divine power needs to be on duty immediately and report the situation of the divine host at any time. There is not so much time… Let’s go, we still have a lot of procedures to go through.”

Just as he was talking, a group of armed cats came to the square and surrounded 9527.

The meaning is very clear, either cooperate or be caught.

9527 sighed and had no choice but to go to the sanctuary with them.

The Sanctuary is located in the deepest part of Maode Academy, a towering spire.

Walking into the door, the young staff member pointed to a wall and said:

“The guardian of divine power can randomly select an ability, and the sanctuary will automatically bless you. You go and choose…”

9527 walked over expressionlessly. It would die if it didn’t cooperate now. It had no choice but to do so, because only by living can there be hope and a chance to reunite with the short-nosed cat.

It raised its paw and pressed it against the wall. There was a wave of light patterns on it, and finally two words appeared:

【Lucky】

“Pfft… Luck is the most useless ability. Take another look at Meow Star. When you enter the sanctuary later, you won’t be able to see it here.”

9527 turned his face and looked at the sky, then looked at the direction of the slum where the short-nosed tiger lived, and then took the initiative to walk into the sanctuary.

After entering, I registered first, then followed the instructions and pressed my two paws on an instrument.

“This is bound to you. You must follow the instructions and do whatever you are told. Otherwise, we can use the instrument to control you.”

The young staff member proudly pointed to the button on the instrument and introduced 9527.

Everything was ready, 9527 saw a line of text displayed on the screen:

[Wealth-enhancing artifact: a prop that can bring popularity and wealth to the store, exchange price: 888888 points]

Hey, I am the best student of this year at Maode Academy, but I didn’t expect that I would end up being a prop… Short-nosed tiger, short-nosed tiger, I won’t be able to take care of you in the future, so you have to live strong.

After the binding was completed, a group of cats came to the altar behind the sanctuary.

This is a direct channel for cats to connect to alien planets. As long as you enter a certain code, you can move there instantly.

“Come on, stand up. You are going to a planet called Earth. There are two-legged creatures on it. The level of civilization is not particularly high, but it has also entered the technological era.”

As soon as 9527 stood up, the staff pressed the button, and its figure disappeared.

A burst of dazzling light passed, and 9527 found itself standing next to a holly bush. It immediately used detective methods to explore around.

At this time, a black cat that was a little dirty but behaved well came over and looked at 9527 up and down:

“Hey, newcomer, these trash cans are mine. The trash can at the door of Building 2 is the small one. The trash can at the door of Building 4 is the small gray one. There are no trash cans you can dig through here. Let’s go. Come on, don’t hang around here.”

9527 is glad that he can understand the cat language here.

It is said that when the Cat God was following the God of Creation on his expedition, he occasionally encountered cats from other places but could not communicate with them due to language barriers. He used his many years of military exploits to exchange the order in front of the God of Creation for the universal cat language in the universe.

When they were in Meow Star, everyone thought it was just a legend, but now after hearing the words of the black cat in front of them, 9527 realized that it was all true.

But what does the black cat mean by the trash can?

Do they live by digging through trash cans every day?

9527 was a little confused, but when he thought that the short-nosed tiger might also dig through the trash can every day when he was in school, he suddenly felt a little fond of the black cat in front of him:

“Hello, where are you?”

“Hey, why are you pretending to be an outsider here? Look at you, a breed cat, was it abandoned or lost? You look so fat, you don’t look like you grew up digging through trash cans… Why don’t you follow Brother Hei and me? My name is known to several nearby communities. I have twelve trash cans under my command, the best on Yingchun Street!”

While Xiao Hei was chatting, the security door of the building next to him opened. Several office workers hurriedly walked out, threw the garbage bags in their hands into the trash can, and strode towards the gate of the community.

When the security door of the building opened, Xiao Hei dodged and hid in the holly bush next to him.

Then he lowered his voice and said to 9527:

“You idiot, hide now!”

9527 was stunned for a moment, then leaned over and asked:

“Why? Are you afraid of them?”

These two-legged beasts are so tall and big, and they look weird with cloth covering their bodies.

Xiao Hei lay down in the holly bush, raised his hind paws to scratch his ears, and then said:

“It’s not that they’re afraid, but they have to show fear to satisfy these humans’ mentality of bullying the weak. If they don’t hide from them, these humans will think that cats are not afraid of people, and even start to think that cats will bully their children. They will vandalize their cars and then call on the property to clean up stray cats… so for our own safety, we must act a little scared.”

When talking about excitement, Xiao Hei licked his paws and continued to educate 9527:

“We need to learn how to act and make humans mistakenly think that we are afraid of them. This can also inspire their compassion. Maybe we can eat big chicken drumsticks. Do you know big chicken drumsticks? They are so delicious. A little girl just bought them last year. I bought a chicken drumstick, took one bite and dropped it, then I took the money to buy it again, and then the drumstick went into Brother Hei’s stomach… Wow, the taste is really unforgettable!”

9527: “…”

I still remember the chicken drumsticks I ate last year. Is your life not that good?

It looked around and asked Xiao Hei:

“Where is the bathroom? I want to use it for a while.”

“Pfft~~~Did you make a mistake, brother, and asked about the bathroom? Come on, I’ll show you where the bathroom is.”

After saying that, Xiao Hei pooped on the dirt floor next to him a few times, then raised his butt and peed. After peeing, he covered it again and called it a day.

“Well, this is the bathroom. What else do we stray animals care about? There are toilets everywhere and latrines everywhere!”

Even when Meow Star was at his most depressed, 9527 was not so careless, but he was very grateful to Xiao Hei for his popular science and said to him:

“Thank you Xiao Hei. If there is a chance, I will let you end your wandering and have a home.”

Although it hasn’t met anyone bound by divine power yet, it shouldn’t be difficult to use luck to find an adopter for Xiao Hei. After all, Xiao Hei is a talent, speaks well, and should be liked by people.

But the word “home” made Xiao Hei sting a little:

“Little fat boy, I’m warning you, if you dare to mention the word “home” in front of me in the future, I will make you regret it! I originally wanted to treat you to fish heads today, but you made me angry, so I won’t take you there. , be hungry!”

Xiao Hei walked away angrily, and 9527 was a little confused. He didn’t know where he provoked this dick guy.

Just as I was curious, an alluring fragrance wafted over from a distance.

It followed the smell and saw a Two-legged beast with a warm smile on his face, bathed in the sun, holding a box of fish in his hand, standing next to the holly bush.

“Hey, what a beautiful British Shorthair blue cat!”

9527 walked over, and its special induction made it realize that this was the person bound by divine power.

It originally liked the compliment and wanted to eat the fish inside.

But thinking that its duty was to create as many difficulties as possible for the host of the divine power, it opened its mouth and roared at the man:

“Meow~~~~”

“Little guy, do you want to drive me away? I just have to go upstairs to change clothes. You can eat. I will clean up after you finish.”

9527 looked at his retreating figure and recalled that warm smile. Ever since he was a child, he seemed to have never felt such warmth…

It lowered its head and ate the fish in the lunch box.

The meat inside is very delicious, better than all the food it has eaten in Meow Star.

“It’s time to bring the short-nosed tiger too. It’s very active in doing things. It should like this place very much. It may even compete with Xiao Hei for territory…”

9527 shook his head to drive away the thoughts from his mind, and ate all the fish in the lunch box, not even skipping the soup.

After eating, it plans to do some reconnaissance here.

The young cat in the sanctuary said that just wait for the exchange, so just wait, eat and drink enough, and find a place to sleep first.

After searching around, he couldn’t find a suitable place to sleep. When he came back, he found that the lunch box had been packed away cleanly, and even the bones that had been thrown out when he devoured it had also been packed away.

He is a very particular person, so try to make things difficult for him as little as possible in the future.

With nothing to do, 9527 studied the lucky ability it had acquired, and found that it could control the luck of the creatures it came into contact with.

For example, now, it can reduce the luck value of the young cat in the sanctuary to the lowest point.

As for what the consequences will be, it doesn’t know.

Meow Star, Sanctuary.

The young staff sent 9527 away. In order to express themselves, he planned to clean the chandelier in the sanctuary. However, as soon as he stood up, his feet suddenly slipped and his body fell heavily on the altar dedicated to the God of Creation and the Cat God. Go up and knock the candle tribute on it to the ground.

Before it could take a breath, the wax oil wet its tail again. When it subconsciously swung its tail, it happened to catch the burning candle again.

“Ah – help!!!!!!!!!!”

The severe pain in the tail caused the staff member to run outside and hit the ladder.

The ladder, which was already shaky, suddenly collapsed and hit a fat cat hard. This fat cat was the number 0250 who came to work in the sanctuary in place of 9527.

“ah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

There was a scream like a slaughtering pig in the sanctuary…

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