The counterattack system is only available in the Mahayana period - Chapter 736
c734 lie detector puppet
The disciples of Hehuan Sect got off to a good start, with more and more eye-catching puppets appearing.
“This is the learning puppet I made. It can urge children to study hard.”
“What should we do if our children don’t study hard and parents can’t bear to spank their children? This is when my learning puppet comes on stage.”
“The learning puppet can supervise children’s learning and check their homework. If the child does not study well or completes his homework, the learning puppet will beat the child.”
“This learning puppet has a Qi training period and its quality is guaranteed.”
The learning puppet has a strong body, and it hurts when it hits someone.
The leader of the Luban Sect asked curiously: “What if the child is gifted and cannot beat the child by learning puppets?”
Some children practice very quickly and are already monks in the foundation building and golden elixir stages before they reach adulthood.
The contestant waved his hand: “That’s right, you can beat a puppet, so why study? Hurry up and practice.”
The leader of Luban Sect thinks it makes sense.
Learning Puppet gets high marks.
“This is the chef puppet I refined. It can cook automatically.”
The chef wearing a high white hat stood in front of the pots and pans, and it looked like he knew how to cook.
The leader of the Luban Sect frowned: “There is no soul in cooking with puppets.”
The man seemed to have expected that the leader of the Luban Sect would say this, so he explained: “My chef puppet is specially made and can only cook special dishes.”
“What special dish?”
The man cleared his throat and introduced in a salesman’s tone: “In daily life, sometimes we always want to eat some heavy-flavored dishes, but we are worried that we are inexperienced and the food will not be delicious, or I think the taste is too strong and I can’t get rid of it.”
“Faced with this problem, the chef puppet can help you. Our chef puppet can make a series of delicacies such as stinky tofu stewed with durian, large intestine sashimi and so on.”
The man said to the leader of Luban Sect: “If you don’t believe it, I can let the puppet do it on the spot.”
The leader of the Luban Sect shook his head vigorously, declined the man’s kindness, and asked the judges to quickly score.
None of the judges liked strong food, so they gave the chef puppet a low score.
The leader of the Luban Sect came to another puppet with a savage face: “What is this?”
The puppet’s eyes gradually became brighter and he asked, “Who are you?”
The leader of the Luban Sect was stunned for a moment. The puppet took advantage of the victory and pursued it. He blurted out all kinds of swear words in a loud and vigorous manner.
The most important thing is not to use curse words.
Seeing that the leader of the Luban Sect was angry, the refiner quickly came out and explained: “This is a cursed puppet I invented.”
“I’m not very good at speaking. I can’t speak even after being scolded, so I invented this scolding puppet. If the puppet detects that someone is insulting me or it, it will automatically fight back.”
“I also collected a lot of swear words and installed them into its core to ensure that I can win the curse.”
While the refiner was introducing, the puppet was cursing, making it very noisy. The leader of the Luban Sect couldn’t help but said, “Can you make it stop?”
The refiner said with a guilty look on his face: “Sorry, if the opponent doesn’t admit defeat, it won’t stop.”
The leader of Luban Sect: “…”
Will I admit defeat after being scolded for my co-authorship?
In the end, the scolding puppet got a higher score.
The First Emperor silently looked at the various puppets, which he had never thought of.
Wherever he went, crowds gathered to praise his great achievements. He rarely saw this side of people.
Jiang Li reminded from the side: “Don’t have the urge to kill just to be number one.”
Chu Di did have this idea. These daily necessities were too expensive and he felt that their group could not win.
The leader of the Luban Sect found Jiang Li and Chu Di, looked at the simple puppets on the table, and asked, “What is the function of your puppets?”
“This is a lie detector puppet. If you lie, the puppet’s nose will grow longer.” Jiang Li introduced.
The head of Luban Sect’s eyes lit up. He never expected that Jiang Li had such superb puppetry skills. This function of testing lies was so powerful.
Upon closer inspection, this also involves the method of cause and effect, which is very mysterious. There are only a few people in Kyushu who know it, and it is unexpected that the person in front of me can do it.
Lie detector puppets are more useful in daily life. How many couples who have a tacit understanding will get divorced because of this?
“Can you give me a demonstration?”
“Yes. The First Emperor is a good emperor who treats people well, is kind-hearted, and is willing to help others.” Jiang Li said.
The lie detector puppet’s nose became longer, and the leader of the Luban Sect was so frightened that he quickly pushed the puppet’s nose back.
The head of the Luban Sect looked around and breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that only Xu Li and Jiang Jiangli were nearby, not the First Emperor.
If Emperor Chu heard this, there was no telling how he would react.
The First Emperor looked at the puppet expressionlessly.
“Let me ask a few questions.” The leader of the Luban Sect was worried that this was a procedure that Jiang Li had set long ago.
“The water is extremely poisonous.”
The puppet’s nose becomes longer.
“No one in the world can cultivate to the Mahayana stage.”
The puppet’s nose becomes longer.
“I’m devoted to my wife.”
The puppet’s nose becomes longer.
“Huh?!” The leader of the Luban Sect widened his eyes. When did he like other puppets? Why didn’t he know?
In the entire Luban sect, no one knew that he and his wife loved each other and had the best relationship.
“I am the leader of the Luban Sect.”
The puppet’s nose becomes longer.
“The leader of Dao Sect is Bai Hongtu.”
The puppet’s nose becomes longer.
“You are not a lie detector puppet at all!”
The puppet’s nose becomes longer.
The leader of Luban Sect: “…”
He finally knew that no matter what he said, the puppet’s nose would grow longer.
Jiang Li was unhappy: “That’s true. Am I lying?”
“right.”
“Did you use a puppet to measure it?”
“right.”
“Then I said this puppet can test lies. Is it a lie?”
“Right…don’t you wait, let me think about it.” Halfway through the words, the leader of the Luban Sect felt that something was wrong, and he half-covered his forehead to collect his thoughts.
“You said the puppet is a lie-detecting puppet. It did lie, and the puppet can indeed detect lies. Then this puppet is a lie-detecting puppet.”
“But if you really lie, this puppet cannot test lies, and it is not a lie detector puppet.”
The leader of the Luban Sect always felt that there was something wrong with the logic here, but he couldn’t figure out what the problem was.
“No, there’s something wrong with your puppet. The competition requires daily necessities. What kind of daily necessities are you talking about?” The leader of the Luban Sect jumped out of the logic circle.
Jiang Li said calmly: “Is there anyone you don’t have a good relationship with, but you want to give gifts during the holidays?”
“have.”
“Give him the lie detector puppet as a gift and let him think about whether it is a lie detector puppet.”
Jiang Li said, giving the lie detector puppet to Emperor Chu.
Emperor Chu frowned and was thinking about whether Jiang Li was lying.
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