The golden tree standing tall in the world of Teyvat - Chapter 286
c284 I am not a fun person
Luofu Immortal Boat, Taibosi
A pink-haired woman was close to a purple-haired woman, sliding her hand on the mobile phone in the purple-haired woman’s hand, and seemed to be explaining something to the other party while sliding.
But as time passed by, and the purple-haired woman was still clumsy in her movements, the pink-haired woman became a little unable to hold herself any longer.
Yae Shenzi couldn’t help but complain: “Kage, have you learned how to use it? This phone is so easy to use. I have taught you so many times, why can’t you remember it?”
After Yae Kamiko studied the functions of the mobile phone and prepared to teach Kage, she found that Kage seemed to be completely clueless in some aspects, just like her cooking skills.
“Son of God, don’t be impatient. I’m not studying hard anymore.” Ying replied with a sad face.
Yae Shenzi continued: “But your adaptability is too slow. Why can’t you learn martial arts at the same speed as you in this aspect?”
“I don’t want to, but I really can’t do this kind of thing.” Ying continued: “But fortunately, this is easier than cooking. I believe I will learn it.”
“Come on, it’s easier than cooking. How can you say this? You have to know that you are almost omnipotent in Daozhu except cooking. It’s easier than cooking. It’s completely out of your mouth.” There is no credibility.” After hearing Ying’s words, Shenzi complained again.
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After listening to Yae Shenzi’s words, Ying was silent for a while. She didn’t understand why this phone couldn’t be set up like Skynet, and could be used by just thinking about it. Instead, it had to be set up so that she could click on it step by step. Each section had different settings. The function is not as convenient as Skynet at all.
Just like cooking, in normal cooking you have to learn the correct steps before you can move on to the next step, but her cooking is completely done in one pot. Skynet gave her this convenient ability, but this kind of mobile phone is different.
Because Tassel was lazy, I just used the mobile phones of this world without making any improvements at all. However, the mobile phones of this world are also very advanced and have all the functions that can be implemented.
“Lisu, can you make the settings on this phone simpler?” Ying finally had no choice but to ask Liusu for help.
Liusu replied calmly: “I’m lazy and don’t want to do it, and this phone doesn’t affect Skynet communications, so it’s not necessary.”
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After getting the expected answer from Liusu, Yingya could only sigh helplessly. The matter of researching mobile phones can only be a long way to go, but fortunately, Skynet can still cooperate with him. Get in touch with someone you know.
In the end, Ying thought about it for a moment, left the phone’s interface in the chat group of “The Teyvat Family”, then silently closed the phone and took out his game console.
“Isn’t it, Ying, you just messed up?” Yae Shenzi looked at Ying’s confused operation, and a series of question marks floated above his head.
Kage skillfully opened “Genshin Impact II” and replied to Yae Shenzi: “I’m tired. Let’s play the game first. Today’s physical commission has not been cleared yet.”
“Come on, come on, let me do a commission.” Yae Kamiko heard Kage’s words and knew that teaching him how to use a mobile phone was basically out of the question, so he took out his game console and opened “Genshin Impact II” and said .
“Can’t you do it yourself? You have to take advantage of my commission every time.” Ying said with a frown.
Yae Shenzi smiled and said: “I won’t squander the commission, but you also have to do it, so you won’t lose, right?”
Although Kage said so, she still agreed when she saw Yae Shenzi applying to enter her world. After all, she was used to the character of her dependents.
“Ying, why are you saving so many rough stones?” Yae Shenzi suddenly saw Ying opening his backpack and asked with some confusion when he saw the six-digit rough stones.
Ying replied: “There are no cards that I want to draw, so I just saved them.”
“Then what do you usually use?” Yae Shenzi continued: “Don’t you even fight against the abyss?”
“Let’s fight. The six-life Thunderbolt General plus Kamisato Ayaka are enough. Why draw so many?” After saying this, Ying opened his own team.
One team is composed of her own characters, Raiden General, Manyo, Kujo, and Bennett. Except for her own character, the other golden characters have zero lives. The other team is Kamisato Ayaka and Shinkaku. , Mona, and Wendy.
“What kind of team are you planning? Doesn’t the other team have a healing shield?” Yae Shenzi said in surprise: “And you don’t even have Yae Shenzi. I’m so angry!”
“What kind of treatment do I need? As long as the monsters can’t hit me, I don’t need it. If it weren’t for Bennett’s ability to increase the attack power, I would have changed to another one.” Ying said calmly: “As for why not Yae Shenzi, because she too weak.”
Yae Shenzi: “.”
What you said makes sense, but I am speechless. I am so sorry for being so weak.
“Then, what about Nasida? Where’s Zhongli? Didn’t you take these out as well?” the Eightfold Divine Son continued.
“Buyer, well, I just don’t want to extract it. As for Morax, his shield can make me lose my assessment of the crisis. If Morax’s shield is used too much, he will lose his face just like you. I need to remind myself all the time to pick up the skills.”
Yae Shenzi: “.”
After listening to Kage’s words, Yae Kamiko looked at the illustrations of almost all the characters on the game console, and suddenly felt bad.
“I can understand Morax, but why not Nasida?” Yae Shenzi continued after being confused for a while.
“Because she is not the Nasida we are familiar with, and she is also not the Tree King in the game. She has changed from the moment the memory of the Great Merciful Tree King completely disappeared, in this world without Tassel.” Ying Momo After a moment he replied: “So, I will not admit her.”
“Kage, you don’t have to be so serious. This is just a game.” Yae Shenzi sighed and said, “This world is not real.”
“I have my own path and the eternity I pursue. I don’t want some changes to tarnish the eternity in my heart. This is my belief.” Ying said this with some excitement.
“Okay, okay, I understand, and I didn’t say you were wrong. It’s true.” Yae Shenzi quickly comforted him.
“Son of God, I know that my idea may be a bit extreme. I also know that this is just a game. With Nasida in the game, it will indeed be much easier.” Ying put down the game console after saying this, sighed and continued: ” But, I really can’t do it.”
“Without her, I can’t do anything. Just like in this world without her, although I have come out of eternity in the past, I have always been controlled by the world. I don’t want to be like this again.”
“Every time I see me in the game, I’m afraid. I’m afraid that what I’m experiencing now is just a dream. I’m afraid that I don’t know when I will suddenly wake up from my dream, and then, just like in the game, I won’t realize it. Forget everything I’m going through now.”
“Son of God, can you understand this feeling? After you have seen the real starry sky, then look back at the false sky of Teyvat, the arranged destiny trajectory, and the endless reincarnation.”
She had never thought about what Ying was worried about, but she believed it, and she also knew that Ying’s state at this time was a bit like fearing that after suddenly getting what she wanted, she would suddenly lose it.
Thinking of this, Yae Shenzi looked at Liusu beside him with some help, hoping that she could think of a solution.
But Liusu spread his hands towards her, indicating that he didn’t know what to do.
Yae Shenzi: “.”
“Shenzi, I’m fine. All this is just my own imagination.” Ying saw the two people’s movements and showed a sincere smile to them: “I know she is very strong and powerful, and I also believe in her. , but everything in the game plot makes me feel a little uncomfortable.”
“Since you said that, I’m relieved. If you don’t like it, you don’t like it. Then I won’t have to do it in the future.” After hearing what Shadow said, Yae Shenzi breathed a sigh of relief and said to him with a smile.
Seeing that something was wrong between the two of them, Liusu sighed secretly. She didn’t understand why Ying became like this? It seems like you didn’t do anything, right?
Just when Liusu was confused, a purple figure came over. She was holding a cup of milk tea in her left hand and was drinking a cup in her right hand.
“Lisu, I’m here. Do you want to drink Immortal Happy Tea? I brought you a cup. It tastes very good.” Fu Xuan came over and said, “Although it is unhealthy in people’s eyes.”
Before Fu Xuan finished speaking, he saw Yae Shenzi and Ying playing games on the side, and asked with some confusion: “Liu Su, why are they here?”
“I brought it here.” Liusu replied.
Ying wondered: “Lisu, who is she? Why does she know us?”
“Her name is Fu Xuan. This is her residence. I observed you before when you were in Xumi.” Liusu replied.
Shadow nodded and said, “Oh.”
Fu Xuan put the milk tea in Liusu’s hand and said, “Well, I only brought a cup of Immortal Happy Drink. I didn’t expect anyone from Taibusi to come.”
“Is this Immortal Happy Drink really delicious?” Ying said, looking at the good-looking milk tea and swallowing a mouthful of saliva.
Fu Xuan replied: “Well, it’s very sweet. If you drink it, a happy smile will appear on your face, and you can say goodbye to all your worries~”
“Shenzi, let’s go buy a drink too.” After hearing Fu Xuan’s words, Ying said to Yae Shenzi eagerly.
After listening to Ying’s words, Yae Shenzi spread his hands to her and said helplessly: “But, we have no money.”
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“Since you want to drink it, I’ll take you there. You can choose different flavors there.” Fu Xuan said after finishing the last sip of milk tea and throwing it into the trash can aside.
“Okay, thank you very much.” Ying nodded and said, “But we don’t have money.”
“It doesn’t matter, I’m treating you. Although you don’t know me, I know you. You are Liusu’s friends and you are naturally my friends. You can spend whatever you want in Xianzhou Luofu and I will pay for it.” Fu Xuan put his left hand on his waist. He waved his right hand grandly and said.
Seeing Fu Xuan’s majestic look, Liusu didn’t expose her, because Fu Xuan’s card was re-applied by the Xianmeng, using the funds given to her by the Xianmeng, although Liusu couldn’t use it.
The Luofu Immortal Boat is the center of the Xingcha Sea.
Liusu said helplessly to the people in front of him: “I said, if you want to go shopping, just go shopping. Why are you dragging me along? I want to go fishing.”
“It’s rare that it’s my first time in another world. You’re still thinking about your fishing. There’s not a single fish in the pond. I don’t even know what you’re fishing for.” Yae Shenzi couldn’t help complaining after hearing Liusu’s words.
“You don’t understand, this is fun. As long as I have fish in my heart, I can throw the pole even if it’s a cup of tea or a ladle of water.” Liusu replied with a tigerish face.
Yae Shenzi: “.”
Yahe Shenzi couldn’t understand Liusu’s logic that he could cast a rod as long as there was water.
“Let’s go, Buyehou is just ahead.” Fu Xuan called to the group.
Then the group followed Fu Xuan and saw an unexpected but reasonable figure, that is Zhongli.
Zhongli saw the group and said in surprise: “Oh? I didn’t expect to see you here, what a surprise.”
“There is a teleportation anchor point here, it’s normal for us to be here, but you, it seems that you have been in Luofu Xianzhou for a while.” Liusu replied.
Zhongli said to the group, “Sit down first.”
After they sat down, Zhongli asked, “Are you here to drink tea and listen to books?”
“More or less.” Liusu nodded and said, “By the way, why are you here?”
“Hehe, it was an accident to board the Luofu Immortal Boat. The local customs and practices here are somewhat similar to those of Liyue.” Zhongli said with a smile, “I wanted to leave a few days ago, but I didn’t expect that a star core crisis would break out here, so I thought about staying here for a while and taking a look at what a star core is.”
“Mengming, another cup of fairy happy tea, add more solid purified water!” Fu Xuan said to a little fox girl.
The little fox girl in front of Fu Xuan, who was much shorter than her, was the owner of Buyehou, Mengming.
Mengming reminded in a low voice, “Master Taibu, it’s not good to drink too much of this fairy happy tea, how about something else?”
Mengming was not surprised at the arrival of Fu Xuan, a regular customer.
“What do you care about me? My friend wants to drink it.” Fu Xuan glanced at her and said, “Besides, it’s just a cup of tea. What harm can it do to me?”
Meng Ming: “.”
Seeing that Fu Xuan said so, Meng Ming could only go to prepare.
After a while, Meng Ming brought up several cups of Xianren Happy Tea that she had prepared. Ying picked up a cup and looked at it curiously at first, then took a breath gently, and her eyes suddenly lit up. This taste was indeed what she liked.
Ying commented, “It tastes very good.”
“It’s not very delicious, it’s too sweet.” But Yae Shenzi frowned after taking a sip.
Liu Su agreed, “I think it’s too sweet, I don’t like it very much.”
“No, aren’t the sweeter the food and drinks, the better?” Fu Xuan couldn’t help but say.
Ying nodded and said, “Well, the sweeter the better.”
“Compared to this, I still like to drink water.” Liusu said, picked up a new tea set, picked up the teapot in front of Zhongli, poured herself a cup, and then drank it directly. This action made Zhongli frown.
I think what you just drank was not water, but the best tea. You are really wasting it by drinking it like this.
“What are your plans?” Zhongli retracted his gaze and asked several people.
Liusu replied, “Not yet.”
“Ying and I don’t have any either.” Yae Shenzi also replied.
Fu Xuan thought for a while and suggested to the others: “How about being a fun person?”
“Oh? Fun person? This idea sounds a bit abrupt at first.” Zhongli’s eyes lit up after hearing Fu Xuan’s suggestion and said: “But from a general rational point of view, it is not a good idea.”
“Hey, you are not serious, are you?” Liusu couldn’t help but said: “Are you really going to be a fun person?”
She can understand that she is a fun person, but she can’t understand Zhongli. Although this guy usually reveals the aura of a fun person, it is completely different from the other party saying that he wants to be a fun person and his original behavior of being a fun person without knowing it.
Zhongli nodded and said: “Indeed.”
Liusu: “.”
Ying: “.”
Yajye Shenzi: “.”
Fu Xuan: “???”
“Why are you looking at me like this?” Zhongli asked in confusion.
“Nothing, I just feel that my world view has collapsed a little. Let me take it easy.” Yajye Shenzi smiled awkwardly but politely.
Ying was silent for a while, then said, “Son of God, there’s nothing wrong with being a fun person. At least you can bring happiness to the people around you, just like Liusu.”
Liusu: “?”
“Ying, you don’t want to be a fun person, do you?” Yae God said with horror.
“Try it.” Ying said here, then asked Liusu with a puzzled expression: “Liusu, how should a fun person be?”
Liusu: “?”
You, are you the kind of person who talks like that? How do I know how to be a fun person? I’m not the Joy Star God, you ask me?
“How do I know? You have to ask the Joy Star God about this matter-ah ha.” Liusu answered with a tiger face. She didn’t admit that she was a fun person, and bringing smiles to the people around her means that she must be a fun person?
“I also think Liusu is quite accomplished in this way.” Zhongli took a sip of tea without haste.
“Fu Qing!” Seeing that everyone’s eyes were turned to her, Liusu cast her eyes on the culprit Fu Xuan.
Fu Xuan was a little nervous, but she pretended to be confused and asked: “Ah? What happened?”
“Nothing.” Liu Su said, pulling Fu Xuan into her arms, and then rubbed her cheeks.
“I told you to have fun, and I told you to talk nonsense.”
“Fuck.” Fu Xuan replied while struggling.
When the people nearby saw Fu Xuan being so ravaged, they all turned their attention to other directions. They also knew that Fu Xuan’s lack of resistance meant that the other party also had a strong background. They could only pretend not to know about this kind of thing, because once the secret was leaked , if Fu Taibu, who is not tall enough, calculates with Qiong Guanzhen, they will suffer.
“Tell me, don’t you dare to talk nonsense next time.” Liusu said viciously while squeezing Fu Xuan’s cheek.
“You still dare.” Fu Xuan stared into Liusu’s eyes, couldn’t help but fall in again, and then spoke out his inner thoughts.
Fu Xuan: “!!!”
As soon as the words came out, Fu Xuan felt a chill go down his spine, and then looked at the other person with a horrified expression.
“How dare you?”
Fu Xuan quickly defended: “I didn’t, that’s not what I wanted to say.”
“Oh, your lies are invisible in my eyes.” Liusu glanced at Fu Xuan and said disdainfully: “You’re done. If I don’t let you see why Hua’er is so blushing today, I’ll write my name upside down. ”
Fu Xuan: “!!!”
On the side, Zhongli, Ying, Yae Shenzi and others saw the movements of Liusu and Fu Xuan, and the corners of their mouths involuntarily raised.
Liusu’s move made them all think that Liusu was setting an example and showing them what a Lezi should do. Zhongli watched as he rubbed Fu Xuan’s face and asked him to make various unequal treaties.
He found that although Fu Xuan was struggling and complaining to Liusu, she did not show a trace of anger or other dissatisfaction. Instead, she was very happy. This move made Zhong Li understand that a fun person is not so easy to be.
Liusu: You understand, I am not a fun person at all!