The Happy Man of the Hatake Family of Konoha - Chapter 521

c514 Below the Neck Amputation (2-in-1)

Yamato is obsessed with building Konoha, and Sakura becomes the president of Mr. Rose’s support club…

These things are still within the acceptable range, but what is this Uzumaki Naruto doing?

After following Yasuo around Konoha for a long time, Kakashi felt that his outlook on life had become very strong.

But when he saw Uzumaki Naruto harassing a fat blond man in the Hearthstone Tavern and calling him daddy, Kakashi was still stunned.

“Kakashi-sensei, are you here too?”

Naruto let go of Yamanaka Shinichi, who was so harassed that he put on noise-canceling and sound-isolating headphones.

“Kakashi-sensei, my father is actually an ANBU elite. No wonder you refused to tell me. It turns out that he is much stronger than you, sensei!”

“this……”

Kakashi ran to the other side of the computer in panic and looked carefully at Yamanaka Shinichi’s face.

After confirming that he was not the Master in his impression, he breathed a sigh of relief.

The world is so scary, but fortunately the most worrying thing has not happened.

“Actually, your father is indeed better than me, but…”

“There’s nothing wrong with it. Just by looking at your body shape, you can tell that you are no match for him!”

…

When they returned to the Hatake tribe, Yasuo chose a large room for Kakashi, which was in the same villa as Sakura and Naruto’s rooms.

Kakashi was already numb to the luxurious furniture and so on. Compared with this, he was more concerned about the fact that his mentor’s son now recognized a pig as his father.

He couldn’t help but said: “Senior Yasuo, in fact, the father of Naruto’s child is…”

“Does it matter who his father is?”

Yasuo shook his head, “Whether he is the hero of the village or an ordinary ninja, what does it matter?”

Kakashi’s face darkened, not knowing how to answer.

“The eldest nephew is not your uncle. I’m telling you, it makes sense for your father to beat you!”

Yasuo pointed to the house next door, where young Kakashi was playing video games with Obito and Lin.

“Friendship is of course important, but what about family ties? What about the relationship between teachers and students? I won’t say more about how your teacher and junior wife treat you and Obito.

Have you taken good care of the orphans of your teacher and mistress over the years? Even a little help?

Where were you for the first twelve years of his life?

Even if Sarutobi Hiruzen gave the order, wouldn’t you be able to take advantage of it?

And after taking charge, you still favor Sasuke consciously or unconsciously, right?

Is it because of guilt towards Obito? ”

Kakashi didn’t expect Yasuo to know so much about his affairs, so he couldn’t help but lower his head with shame on his face.

“Forget it, I’m too lazy to talk to you. After all, I’m not your father. It’s not appropriate to hit you.”

Yasuo shook his head and left. When he reached the door, he suddenly stopped and threw a mobile phone to him.

“You must have learned how to use this thing as a copy ninja. There is an account I opened for you with very high permissions. Reading books and other things are free. There are also hidden sections that you can view. You can study it yourself. .”

With that said, Yasuo sighed and left.

Kakashi picked up his phone and skillfully unlocked and opened the literature section of the Konoha Forum.

He can learn complex ninjutsu at a glance, and things like using a smartphone are not a problem for him at all.

Kakashi was shocked when he looked at the entire seven or eight series of “Intimate Paradise” and even the drawing board of “Golden Retriever”.

It seems that this Konoha does have a lot to offer!

But my second uncle really knows me very well and has prepared so many pornographic books for me…

Just when Kakashi suppressed the guilt in his heart and was about to read a copy of “Uncle Qin” to calm down his shock, he suddenly caught a glimpse of a translucent section.

“Top secret information?”

Is it a more explicit book?

Kakashi’s fingers were trembling a little and he quickly clicked on the link.

“Naruto…is this a manga?”

Frowning, Kakashi clicked on the first page without interest.

In the picture, a guy who looked very similar to Naruto was running wildly with a paint bucket, and behind him was the Hokage Rock that was messily graffitied.

…

Just when Kakashi was doubting his life, in the far north, a ninja team was performing a mission.

“Ah sneeze!”

“Minato, why are you always sneezing these past few days?”

Kushina looked at the blond young man next to her with some distress. She stretched out her hand and felt the cold winter wind. “Do you have a cold? The New Year is coming soon. How about we apply to the village for a period of leave?”

“No no–”

Minato touched his nose, feeling a little puzzled, “I don’t feel sick at all, it’s just that my nose is itchy.”

“Is the princess from the Kingdom of Snow thinking about you…”

“Absolutely not, she and I just have a purely employment relationship!”

Minato spoke firmly, and at the same time changed the subject: “Speaking of which, there have been more and more strange incidents in the north during this period. I always feel vaguely that there is an invisible big hand planning something.”

Kushina nodded and said worriedly: “I heard that Master Naoki’s concert is being held in the Land of Frost during this period. I hope nothing will happen, right?”

“No, senior brother, Ding Zuo and Zhiwei are all here. Master Nao Shu said that after this concert tour is over, we can wash our hands in a golden basin and be a ninja with peace of mind.”

“But I always feel… Minato, this is it!”

At this moment, the special mobile phone issued to Konoha jounin suddenly started ringing loudly!

…

There was an explosion at Naoki’s concert, and when the news that Naoki was seriously injured and died reached Konoha, Yasuo quickly jumped up from Tsunade’s body.

The two looked at each other, and Tsunade seemed to have lost her soul and collapsed on the bed.

After all, men tend to be calmer when it comes to trouble. Yasuo put on his clothes and hurried towards the ANBU.

The rope tree was blown up, and Yasuo thought such a terrible incident would never happen again.

During the Second Ninja War, Yasuo not only kept a close eye on Nawaki and prevented him from leaving Konoha, but also put on several sets of protective equipment for him.

Now that Konoha has been at peace for a long time, Yasuo has focused most of his energy on the traveling people and has not considered the rope tree.

Who would have thought that when Shengshu went to the Land of Frost to hold a joint concert at the invitation of Kirabi, he would encounter such a change.

The Rope Tree was brought back by Minato using the Flying Thunder God, and it was still hot.

Minato took the person directly to the ANBU instead of Konoha Hospital because he thought it was already a corpse.

This is indeed the case. Although the wealthy ninja Luo Sha immediately took out a large amount of magic medicine that he exchanged for gold sand from Teacher Yasuo, everyone was blown to pieces and there was nothing he could do to recover.

Yasuo channeled Tahm and used Abyss Sneak to rush to ANBU as quickly as possible.

Danzo arrived next.

He drove straight from home with a rubber slingshot.

Although half of the ANBU building was destroyed, this speed was undoubtedly extremely fast.

Then, Tsunade arrived with her clothes buttoned wrongly.

Afterwards, there was Orochimaru in a white dress, and Sarutobi Hiruzen also arrived belatedly.

…

Minato had a serious look on his face and nodded towards his teacher.

Yasuo stepped forward and uncovered the white cloth, revealing the broken body of the rope tree.

It was similar to the original work. It was extremely tragic. All the intestines and everything were gone, and the heart was gone, leaving only a small lung lobe that opened and shrank.

Yasuo had heard a theory before that the internal organs of the rope tree were actually stolen by Black Zetsu and Madara, and were later used to repair Obito’s body.

Yasuo didn’t know if this statement was correct, but looking at the obviously abnormal corpse in front of him, he silently made a note to Chen Xiang.

There is absolutely no way Madara did this, he was still dancing in the cement at the entrance of the village.

Tsunade had fainted from crying, and the sight of her brother’s tragic death made her close to a mental breakdown.

The other person crying was something Yasuo Wanwan didn’t expect.

Tears fell to the ground from the corners of Orochimaru’s eyes, and then he stepped forward and began to collect the cells of the rope tree.

“Is there any way?”

Sarutobi Hiruzen didn’t look too good either. He knelt down and asked his disciple.

Orochimaru shook his head and said nothing.

“Go and notify Men Yan and add Rope Tree to the list of those who will be on the commemorative monument this year.”

Danzo stepped forward and patted his old classmate on the shoulder. It was always heartbreaking to lose outstanding young people in the village.

“I have already sent the notice.” Sarutobi Hiruzen said solemnly.

Although strictly speaking, the death method of Shengshu cannot be regarded as a sacrifice in the line of duty and does not meet the conditions for joining the commemorative monument, but sometimes, the rules still need to be flexible.

“And I also sent someone to call Xiaochun. Although ‘that cell’ cannot be used, her research on cell medicine is very in-depth. I think if anyone can create miracles, it must be her.”

…

“Yasuo, Yasuo!”

At this time, Tsunade suddenly woke up, holding Yasuo’s body like a frightened koala.

“Please save the rope tree, please save him, the Hatake family has so many secrets, you must have a way!”

Let Tsunade punch him in the chest, Yasuo vomited blood and said helplessly: “This man can’t be resurrected, so I’m not in a hurry to trick him…”

“Captain Yasuo, I have a suggestion.”

Tam, who had been standing silently behind Yasuo, suddenly spoke.

Seeing everyone’s eyes focused on him, Tam cleared his throat and said: “There is a kind of surgery called amputation below the neck. I don’t know if you have heard of it. I think since the rope tree is still hot, we might as well Give it a try!”

As he spoke, Tam took out a large rusty kitchen knife from his mouth, held it in his hand, and strode towards the remains of Shengshu.

“What is this toad doing?”

“It’s a bit seeping!”

The hair on the hair of some ANBU staff present stood on end. Thanks to Tam’s majestic appearance, the way he grinned while holding a kitchen knife was really terrifying.

Tsunade and others didn’t know what Tam was going to do, but out of trust in Yasuo, they didn’t stop him, but turned their attention to Yasuo.

Yasuo hesitated for a moment and asked: “Is this okay? It’s a trivial matter that his heart is gone. The key is that he should be brain dead.”

“Brain dead?” Tam scratched his head, “I’m just a cook, so I don’t know about this. As long as I’m still breathing, I should be fine.”

After hearing Tam’s words, Yasuo’s eyes lit up and he squinted at the rope tree’s forehead.

Sure enough, there was only a trace of his dense blood bar left.

The total blood volume of the Thousand Hands clan members is so high, but there is only a little left, which shows the injury.

There are many definitions of human death.

In the eyes of ordinary people, when the heart stops beating and breathing completely stops, that is death.

In modern medicine, the concept of brain death is the gold standard.

Many patients, supported by ventilators and other medical devices, have heartbeats and breathing, but their brains are dead. Ethically, they are still alive, but medically, they are dead.

If the brain is deprived of oxygen for more than five minutes, it will cause irreversible damage, and most likely the person will be mentally disabled if he is rescued.

But the system skills don’t care about you!

Even if all the neurons are dead, they will still be restored for you to see.

So logically speaking, the death criteria determined by the system may still be the same as the old one, breathing and heartbeat, just one.

After all, Riot’s programmers don’t understand medicine either…

Amidst Tsunade’s screams and under the shocked eyes of everyone, Tam, who was wearing a five-star chef suit, raised his knife and chopped off all of Rooshu’s mangled body.

Seeing this scene, Tsunade fainted again.

Sarutobi Hiruzen wanted to stop him, but Danzo held him firmly down.

Xiaochun, who had just arrived carrying a small medicine box, looked inside and immediately turned pale and took a deep breath.

“I suddenly remembered that the rice cooker was still boiling soup. Don’t forget to use electricity safely…”

With that said, she ran away faster than when she came, a speed that put all ANBU elites to shame.

“Bang! Bang! Bang!”

Tam’s approach was very professional.

Of course, this profession does not refer to medical treatment, but to mincing meat.

With one strike of his sword, the separation of flesh and blood was unmistakable. If Zheng Tu had this skill, he would not have been beaten to death by Lu Tiha.

After cutting off the Rope Tree to almost only its head, Tam shouted: “Captain Yasuo, now!”

Yasuo didn’t dare to delay at all. He had already put on a full CD reduction suit, a magic power suit, and auxiliary sets.

Then everyone saw Yasuo again, holding a golden cauldron in both hands, seven or eight strange necklaces hanging around his neck, a big red hat tilted on his head, and a large incense burner on his forehead.

Although his appearance was not very eye-catching, Yasuo still had a lot of momentum. He immediately shouted: “Hatake Secret Technique·Fanghuishuntang!”

As he spoke, his left hand was waving up and down like a cramp, and at the same time, rays of light lit up on the rope tree.

Since the data mode was not turned on, Yasuo waved his hands up and down until his arms were sore. He finally shuddered and everything became boring.

It’s just Yasuo’s own feeling that it’s boring.

Others were not bored, but were shocked beyond measure.

From their perspective, every time Yasuo waved his left hand up and down, a stream of essence fell on the rope tree.

And that so-called body is just a head plus a neck and part of the remaining body.

But even with such a remnant body, every time it received a dose of essence, it grew exponentially.

Finally, a naked young man lay on the ground intact.

“Is there such a secret technique in the world? As expected of the Hatake clan!”

Sarutobi Hiruzen had a complicated look on his face. He glanced at Yasuo, who was baring his teeth and swinging his arms, and had mixed feelings in his heart.

Perhaps, letting him become Hokage is the will of this era?

And I am the one who uses the mantis as a chariot?

At the same time, Danzo stared blankly at a certain part of the rope tree for a while.

Suddenly, he reached out and slipped Yasuoti over, who was relieving the pain in his arm, and whispered something in a low voice.

Yasuo scratched his head and said, “No, he’s much smaller than me.”

Hearing this, Danzo lowered his head and looked at his crotch, which could not be seen at all, and his face was ashen.

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