The Happy Man of the Hatake Family of Konoha - Chapter 561
c552 Yasuo’s poem
At ten o’clock in the morning, the guests arrived one after another.
Among them were the best of the ANBU elites, Danzo’s relatives and friends, and various disciples. The entire Blackwater headquarters gradually became lively.
Kaduo is very busy. Not only does he have to direct the waiters to decorate the venue and guide the guests, the most difficult job is to supervise the kitchen to prepare the 30,000 pigs.
Fortunately, his lover, Uzumaki Suzumi, led several colleagues to help.
Uzumaki Suzumi held a two-hundred-pound big white pig in one hand and walked as fast as flying.
With the help of his lover, Kaduo managed to escape.
He found Yasuo who was drinking coffee and playing poker with Orochimaru and Tsunade on the huge terrace, and asked worriedly:
“Sir President, why aren’t Elder Danzo here yet? Could he have overslept?”
“Um……”
Yasuo looked at the time, shook his head and said, “Don’t worry, Master is a very aware of time. If he says he will arrive at half past ten, he will definitely arrive at half past ten.”
A gust of wind blew, Tsunade straightened the messed up hair in front of her forehead and said with emotion:
“This place is really nice, the view is great and the air is fresh!”
Orochimaru also smiled and said, “You can see the Hatake family’s small flower garden and pond from here.”
At this time, a girl with short hair was holding a large potted plant, which was swaying and losing balance due to the wind.
“Shizune, you are already the attending doctor, and you are still so clumsy!”
Orochimaru caught Shizune, and Tsunade gently tapped her on the head.
Orochimaru smiled and said, “You are too harsh on your disciples.”
Shizune stuck out her tongue: “I’m sorry, I just think that if this potted plant is placed in that position, the scenery will be more harmonious.”
Upon hearing this, Tsunade’s chest rose and fell more violently, and she complained angrily: “How dare you say this, how long has it been since you took care of the rope tree! The rope tree has become like that, you are a teacher. We also have unshirkable responsibilities!”
“So I still have a disciple? Sorry, sorry, I’ve forgotten!” Orochimaru covered his mouth and laughed.
“Okay, you two, stop bickering. Speaking of which, didn’t Jiraiya say he was coming back and had any mysterious gifts to give?” Yasuo said.
“That guy is so unreliable. The last time he came back to run for Hokage, he actually put forward such a slogan and was kicked out of the house by Nonou.” Tsunade curled her lips and said disdainfully.
“A violent woman, speaking ill of people behind their back is a very unqualified act!”
Yasuo turned his head and saw Jiraiya wearing a set of sailor clothes, with an oil-shaped forehead protector on his waist and looking dissatisfied.
“Haha, isn’t what I said the truth? Otherwise, why didn’t you attend with Nonoyu?” Tsunade raised the wine glass from the table, shook the grape wine inside, and took a sip.
Jiraiya glared at Tsunade, then turned around and said, “I was preparing a gift for Uncle Danzo, okay? When the luncheon is over, I’ll go find Nonou!”
“Hey, what is your gift?” Yasuo asked curiously, “Is it another porn magazine?”
“I have been wandering on the sea all year round, and those magazines are my lifeblood, of course not!”
“That is?”
“look!”
Following the direction pointed by Jiraiya’s finger, Yasuo saw a line of smoke approaching quickly.
“What the hell is this?”
Yasuo put down the one-versus-three that he had been pinching for several rounds, stuffed it into the card pile, and stood up in surprise.
Looking from the large terrace, there seemed to be something behind the smoke. When he got closer, Yasuo took a deep breath.
“Kayo! Dragging a whale and running under the rising sun, this is youth!”
“Father, I will surpass his in your youth!”
“Oh, oh, you two bastards, I also want to follow in the footsteps of youth!”
It turned out that the smoke was caused by the father and son of Metday and Metkay dragging a whale and running, and Metkay’s grandfather, Metway, was chasing behind him on crutches.
“How’s it going? After being out at sea for so long, I finally caught the real Kun Kun!” Jiraiya said proudly.
This whale was slightly smaller than the one Danzo had caught with his bare hands. Jiraiya and the others had spent a lot of effort to catch it.
The whale is made of meat and cannot be compared with the quality of the big golden statue, so two melons are enough to drag it.
Once they dragged the whale under the Blackwater Building, it became a problem how to transport it into the building.
Finally, Uzumaki Suzumi and her colleagues lowered the rope from the terrace and began to suspend the whale.
This is much more laborious than dragging a whale.
Even if there were ten ANBU elites, they had to pull the rope carefully and slowly.
“How does your master, Yasuo, get into this building? Isn’t this door too small? It’s only three meters wide!”
Looking at the whale in mid-air, Jiraiya raised his doubts.
Yasuo blinked and muttered: “Well, my mentor is indeed not taking the right path, he is…”
At this moment, a black spot suddenly enlarged rapidly on the horizon in the distance and made a sharp sound.
“This is……”
Jiraiya raised his head in surprise, his face began to turn pale, “This is Uncle Danzo’s secret technique, the rubber band slingshot!”
It’s too late, but it’s soon.
The flying meatballs flew through the air, and he suddenly reached out and took the whale into his arms.
puff!
There was no huge crash as expected.
Cushioned by a large amount of elastic fat, Danzo landed safely on the terrace with the whale in his arms.
“Hey, this snack is good, Jiraiya, you are interested!” Danzo pushed his knee, put the whale on his shoulders, and showed a child-like smile.
The birthday boy arrived today, and everyone sent him blessings and gifts.
Fugaku stuffed the damn Hokage robe under the bed today and came in casual clothes.
He respectfully presented a recharge card worth 100 million points, and said: “Uncle Gen, the Sky-shaking Demon God the day before yesterday was not deliberately lured by me to explode your equipment. You have to believe me…
This point card is my little thought, I hope it can make the roots of Konoha grow stronger! ”
“Hmph, forget it, I’m used to it anyway, Hokage-sama, just take care of yourself!”
Danzo pointed his nostrils at Fugaku. Although he had 100 million points, it could not calm him down. He had to urinate less than three minutes after he left, but the character was killed by Fugaku’s monster.
After all, Fugaku was the Hokage in name only, so it made sense for him to be the first to give gifts.
Although it is a mascot, it is also elected by the people, right?
But there was a disagreement over who should give the gift second.
Mito Monohan and Koharu, the second cousin, stood up and wanted to give their gifts.
But a purple figure and a yellow figure rushed in front of them with a “whoosh” sound, seizing the opportunity.
“Hmph, Yasuo Hatake, we are Danzo’s classmates, and you are Danzo’s student. Don’t you think this is too much?”
Xiaochun turned to bed and said angrily: “And what’s going on with this yellow-haired boy? Why is he also in front of us?”
Yasuo patted the shy Minato beside him and said, “Haha, are you two actually here? I’m sorry? I thought they were from the Aburame clan. They have no sense of existence. I’m so sorry!”
With that said, Yasuo took out a pair of exquisite calligraphy and paintings, turned to Danzo who was carrying the whale and said:
“Master, this calligraphy was completed by Minato and I, please accept it!”
“Yo? Traitor, I thought you were going to bring food again, but I didn’t expect it was calligraphy and painting. Your calligraphy looks like a dog plow, can you see anyone?” Danzo asked with a smile.
Yasuo blushed and said, “The calligraphy was written by Minato. This guy is very coquettish and his handwriting is very good.”
At this time, Koharu, who was sleeping, took out a piece of calligraphy from the arms of the relatively dull Mito Kadoyan and said with a sneer: “What a coincidence, I happened to write a piece of calligraphy for Danzo.”
In fact, Koharu did plan to show favor to Danzo when he moved to bed this time.
She has been an idle worker for twenty years. If she does not resume her status as a consultant, this matter may be lost forever.
It’s just that this old guy has never been very smart. He begged Danzo to do something, but he didn’t even try to please Danzo’s precious disciple Yasuo.
With such a rudimentary brain circuit, it is no wonder that Konoha was tormented in the original time and space, and even Ebina played a strong role as a troublemaker in Boruto.
When he went to bed, Xiaochun opened his own writing. There was a big word “forbearance” written inside, and then there was a small paragraph of text next to “forbearance”.
“Danzo, Teacher Tobirama taught us the way of ninja back then. The so-called ninja refers to people who can endure.
The most important thing about a ninja’s talent is not how many techniques you can use, but the most important thing is the perseverance to never give up. ”
Speaking of this, Xiaochun seemed to remember the time when we all studied together when he went to bed, and he was actually moved.
I want to contribute to Konoha. Konoha can’t survive without me. This is my perseverance in the way of ninja!
It’s a pity that Danzo didn’t seem to hear her voice, nor did he resonate with her words.
Danzo reached out and took the word.
Since the whale he was carrying had its tail in front and its head hanging behind its back, Danzo rolled up the word and randomly stuffed it into the indescribable part of the whale’s butt.
“Teacher Tobirama’s nindo is very good, but I have found a better nindo. To a large extent, I learned these from Yasuo. This is called teaching and learning!”
Danzo turned his head, took Yasuo’s letter, put it in his arms, and said lovingly: “Being a ninja, the most important thing is to be happy. Are you hungry? Can I cook a whale for you?”
“Duanzo you…”
When he went to bed, Xiaochun’s face turned red and his eyes suddenly narrowed.
She saw half of Yasuo’s words revealed in Danzo’s arms, with a strange look on her face.
“Danzo, do you dare to read out what Yasuo wrote?”
“What’s wrong with this?”
Danzo found it inexplicable. He called Yasuo a traitor all day long. It was a nickname of endearment. He didn’t think Yasuo would write anything bad to him.
So he took out the word and read it word by word: “This…is this master not a human being?”
“Haha, Danzo, Danzo, you have been wise all your life in vain, you actually taught a white-eyed wolf!”
Xiaochun went to bed and smiled proudly, having seen this sentence just now.
“Shut up!”
It was Danzo himself who scolded her, while Yasuo stood aside with his arms crossed, completely unfazed.
Danzo glared at Yasuo angrily, then continued reading.
“This master is not a human being. He is invincible in the ninja world and can be called a god!”
“Ah?” After hearing the second sentence, Zhuanqiu Xiaochun was shocked. Is there such a shameless flattery in the world?
The God of the Ninja World, that is the First Hokage!
However, Danzo ignored his reaction and continued reading: “My disciples and grandsons are all thieves. I stole the fat pig to thank my master!”
After Danzo recited the poem, he felt that his whole body was sublimated. As expected, reciting poems makes people happy.
“Haha, what a poem, Yasuo, Minato, you guys are making me hungry.
I heard that 30,000 pigs were prepared today, but I can’t eat them all by myself. I will eat up to a third of them. Let’s go and enjoy the delicious food together! ”
With that said, Danzo picked up the whale and walked towards the hall filled with food.
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Thanks to the two bosses Xianyu San and jojo for the huge reward! or2! !
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I will probably have surgery on Wednesday, but the inflammation won’t go away, so I’d like to inform you dear readers in advance, kowtow! !
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