The Happy Man of the Hatake Family of Konoha - Chapter 562

c553 The meaning of existence

“This is honey vine pepper pork head. Madam, please have a taste.”

In the hall, Danzo was sitting on the main seat with Chiyo in his arms, his face full of joy.

With a lovely wife by his side, a filial disciple, and a nice voice, what else could he, an old man over fifty, be dissatisfied with?

Chiyo took a small bite and praised the deliciousness, then picked up a hot water bottle and poured the orange water inside into Danzo’s mouth.

After moistening his throat, Danzo became even more happy, and even came to the stage to perform a Konoha shake live.

“Don’t worry, everyone, the Blackwater Building can withstand a magnitude 15 earthquake!”

Yasuo’s shouts appeased all the guests, and everyone returned to their seats, enjoying the food and watching the dance of the group elders.

“As expected of the Dance King of Konoha, Uncle Danzo’s dance is so pleasing to the eye!”

Sarutobi Shinnosuke became darker and thinner.

As Uchiha Tatsu’s lieutenant, he was responsible for oil exploration in Sunagakure Village.

In the vast desert, under the rolling yellow sand, there is exciting wealth, and Shinnosuke leads his team of Byakugan and Aburame to search for mineral deposits day and night.

Although it feels good to contribute to Konoha, Shinnosuke is still very happy to return to his hometown after a long absence and attend the birthday party of his uncle Danzo, who has taken great care of him since he was a child.

But Lake Biwa on the side obviously didn’t look good.

She picked up a prawn on the plate and dipped it in the sauce dish on the side. Just as she was about to put it in her mouth, the building moved again, the prawn fell on the table, and the chopsticks were inserted into her nostrils.

Holding the nosebleed, while no one was around, I threw the prawns into my mouth and chewed them. The fresh fragrance of the sea filled my taste buds in an instant, making me extremely satisfied.

Jiraiya finally did something serious. This offshore fishing is indeed a good thing that benefits Konoha!

After swallowing the prawns, Biwako glanced at Danzo who was in the process of damping vibrations, shook his head and said: “Although Danzo’s dance is full of power and beauty, it lacks a sense of rhythm.”

“Mother, I disagree with this.”

Shinnosuke, who was as dark and thin as Asan, retorted: “Look at Uncle Danzo’s buttocks. Every inch of the muscles is beating rhythmically. The huge elasticity is compressing and rebounding over and over again. How can you say there is no sense of rhythm?”

After a pause, he looked at the nosebleeds flowing out from between Biwako’s fingers and said, “Mother, don’t be inconsistent. Aren’t you also conquered by Uncle Danzo’s masculine charm?”

boom!

Biwako punched the eldest son hard on the back of the head and said angrily: “Don’t say strange things, your father ran away from home less than a year ago!”

With that said, Lake Biwa took out her phone and opened a video of a dance battle.

“Look, this is called dancing, this is called rhythm, and Danzo is still far behind!”

The failure in the last dance competition was the biggest pain in Biwako’s heart after Hiruzen’s departure.

What she was showing Shinnosuke now was the scene of the dance competition between Mr. Beaver and Danzo, in which Beaver was performing the ghost dance with steps that he didn’t recognize.

“hiss–”

Shinnosuke made a gasping sound and praised: “Although I still appreciate Uncle Danzo’s masculine dance, this kind of dance is also very contagious, especially the two light sticks, so cool…”

The lights during the dance were a bit dim, and the tusks that were bloodshot from dancing looked extremely coquettish and beautiful under the red light of the True Vision Guard.

At the same time, in the corner of the venue, a beaver was poking at plates of delicious food with its long tusks.

If the whole pig feast on the table were not large enough and there was enough food, the behavior of the beaver could be called a storm.

Swish, swish, swish!

The old beaver pointed his long teeth at the food, and then shook his head. His gray and sparse hair was like the hair on the neck of a vulture, flying as he shook his head.

After the flash of blood and red light, a huge hoof was divided into pieces of fat but not greasy meat by its tusks.

The old beaver raised his head again, and the piece of meat was picked up on Sasuke and Obito’s plates.

“You all eat, look at what I’m doing, teacher!”

Sasuke was stunned as he looked at the sliced ​​pieces of meat, while Obito picked up the meat cut by his master and started chewing it.

The old beaver poked out a piece of fat with his long teeth in dissatisfaction and stuffed it into Sasuke’s mouth.

“Sasuke, why are you frowning? Today is the day when the first movie invested by our Beaver Entertainment is released. You should be happy!”

“Cough cough cough!”

Sasuke almost choked to death and waved his hands quickly, “I’m full…full…ahem!”

“Hey, you’re obviously not full, and your belly isn’t even bulging.”

The old man Beaver shook his head, with a look of reminiscence in his eyes: “Do you think being a teacher means gluttony for food and drink?”

Sasuke and Obito both nodded subconsciously, their movements very neatly.

“No!”

The old man Beaver’s expression was very sacred: “I am a person who died once and lived through an extremely difficult time.

On the boundless sea, oh no, under the sunless underground, wasting food is an unforgivable crime.

I have eaten lizards, ants, mice, earthworms, and the roots of various unknown plants. It is by relying on these things that I have survived.

It was that experience that made me understand the difference between life and death!

When people live, they need to eat, eat meat, and eat all kinds of things!

I am a remnant of the old era. There is no ship for me in the new era!

I should have died, but I am still living.

And I keep eating these foods just to find the reality that I am still alive! ~Hiccup~”

After drinking a little too much orange soda, the old man Beaver burped and glanced secretly. He saw the two disciples looked shocked, as if their brains were in trouble, and he quickly stuffed another piece of pig intestine into his mouth.

The old man Beaver cried happily.

Danzo kid, why don’t you celebrate your birthday every day?

Such expensive pork is really unaffordable for me to rely on my two unsatisfactory disciples, one of whom shows off his appearance and the other swallows lightbulbs!

Rubbing his belly, Beaver frowned.

He cursed in a low voice: “I finally had enough to eat, but you damn civet cat, you eat secretly again!”

At this time Shukaku’s lazy voice sounded in the old man’s mind, “Don’t be so stingy, as my boss…”

“Huh?” Old Beaver snorted coldly.

“Well, I’m the jinchuriki of this tanuki. Madara-sama, you should eat more free food. I’ll help you share some. This is a good thing! What’s more, when I made that movie, I got the credit. ah……”

“Humph, what you said makes a little sense, but I have said it many times, don’t call me Madara. The strange man who once danced with Hashirama is dead, and now there is only an ordinary old man named Haikou.

By the way, speaking of movies, you did well, let me add a chicken drumstick to you! ”

As he said that, as a red light flashed, Kado, who was holding a chicken leg and about to swallow it in one bite, suddenly took a bite.

Seeing that his hands were empty, Cardo scratched his head.

Where are my chicken legs?

How about a big chicken leg?

At this time, Uzumaki Suzumi noticed her lover’s movements, hugged him into her arms, and said happily: “Kado baby, I knew you could do it. Eat more, and you will become a strong man!”

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Thanks to jojo for the great reward. 110.

To be honest, I really don’t want to reward you any more. You deserve the siomai, you deserve it!

My stomach hurts a lot today and I will be hospitalized tomorrow. I hope everyone can wait for me to come back.

It’s a minor surgery and shouldn’t take long!

Thanks!

It’s gone today, ┗( T﹏T )┛