There's a black hole inside me - Chapter 344

c344 With ease

The beauty of elves is beyond doubt.

Moreover, elves look 90% similar to humans and are very in line with human aesthetics.

For example, delicate facial features, fine skin like mutton fat, slender and soft figure, and well-proportioned ups and downs, including those pointed ears, are completely acceptable.

From the aesthetic level alone, the elf civilization can give people a very good impression.

It is precisely because of this that Wei Yunfei still intends to be more patient and give more chances, thinking that the elf civilization can be persuaded and can establish cooperation.

There is a famous saying: People with similar facial features will also have similar values.

The elf civilization is just a little arrogant, not that it cannot be reasoned with or handled.

Of course, the most important thing is temperament.

Noble, elegant, gentle, and with a unique motherhood and divinity.

In short, it is like the most perfect goddess in imagination.

Easily awaken a man’s dog-licking soul.

So did Wei Yunfei become a dog-licking dog?

No.

Absolutely not!

Wei Yunfei swore to the sky that he had stuck to his original intention and was not affected by the hormones in his brain.

“Take your fleet and pledge allegiance to me. I will give you a great reward~”

The Supreme Queen Beren Xiutanlin’s words made him feel trance, and Wei Yunfei immediately rejected them:

“The fleet is not mine. It was built by human civilization with a lot of resources. Moreover, I am only loyal to human civilization and will not pledge allegiance to other civilizations, but we can discuss cooperation.”

– This is the evidence that Wei Yunfei has not become a licking dog.

The Supreme Queen’s seductive offensive was defended by him on the spot.

Queen Beren Xiutanlin, who was decisively rejected, had a little embarrassment and ugliness on her face, but she also knew that she was too impatient. Those who agreed to pledge allegiance at the beginning did not get any sweet benefits. How could she take down a fleet with a sixth-level technological level with just two sentences?

She also knew the great value of Wei Yunfei.

Once the elf civilization obtained the ten sixth-level technological warships.

Although the Elf Civilization will not enter the sixth level civilization immediately, it at least has many capabilities of the sixth level civilization.

For example, the superluminal star gate can easily reach any place 100 light years away after opening, and the high-power jump star gate can reach an exaggerated transmission distance of 10,000 light years.

This means that the effective ruling range of the Elf Civilization will increase from the current 100 light years to tens of thousands of light years, and the range will be expanded by a million times – the Elf Civilization will have almost unlimited space for survival and development.

In addition, with the symbiotic development model of the Elf Civilization attached to the Tree of Life, as long as they bring seeds and female elves, it will not take long to open up and transform a colony suitable for survival. The fire of the Elf Civilization will quickly spread to every corner, and its strength will expand rapidly.

So even though he was angry at Wei Yunfei’s refusal, Beren Xiutanlin did not express dissatisfaction.

“I admire your loyalty to your own civilization.”

She said: “However, when you have a deeper understanding of the elven civilization, you will definitely fall in love with this place, discover its charm, feel its beauty, and eventually love it more than your hometown.”

“Stay here for a while, stay and enjoy it, I look forward to your good transformation.”

After that.

Beren Xiutanlin asked the elven guards to take Wei Yunfei down to the most upscale tree palace to rest, and help him prepare some personal items and settle down first.

Then.

The Supreme Queen waved her hand.

Two elves with stunning looks, wearing hazy gauze, plump and graceful figures, eyes full of water, and beautiful to the point of taking one’s breath away, walked out from behind the tree curtain and stood in front of Beren Xiutanlin.

“Your Majesty~” The two female elves saluted at the same time.

“Quluo, Chilio, you have three days, preferably tonight, to take down that man.”

Berenxiutanlin said: “Can you do it?”

“Your Majesty, we are elves, that is not the same as us.”

Quluo was a little reluctant and resisted: “We are two different races.”

“As a charm elf who has been carefully cultivated for many years, will you be stumped by such a small difficulty?”

Berenxiutanlin frowned and said: “If you can’t complete the task, what is the value of cultivating you?”

“Your Majesty, I am willing to challenge! ”

The red-haired Chilio licked his lips and said excitedly: “For more than 30 years, I have received so much training, but I have never had the opportunity to practice in actual combat. This time, I will make that human succumb to my magic elf in a few moves. I hope he will not let me down.”

“Yes, this is a qualified magic elf.”

Beren Xiutanlin nodded in appreciation: “Go, Chilio, show everything you have learned, Qu Luo, put aside your shame, you have no other choice, understand?”

“Yes~”

Qu Luo lowered his head and said.

…

Luxury tree hole suite.

Just took a hot spring bath and ate some delicious golden breadfruit for dinner.

Wei Yunfei took off his coat and planned to have a good rest and talk to the Supreme Queen tomorrow.

Gaz~

The door opened by itself.

They both wore translucent clothes, half revealing and half hiding their voluptuous figures, delicate facial features and beautiful faces, and eyes as bright as stars. As long as they looked at each other, they would be deeply attracted, because their eyes were full of charm and suggestion, burning with some kind of unspoken fire.

“Who are you?” Wei Yunfei looked at them in surprise.

“Distinguished guest, my name is Guluo.” Guluo said in a clear and clear Lolita tone.

“My name is Chilio, dear captain. Her Majesty the Queen has sent us here to relieve your fatigue.”

Chilio walked straight over, helped him take off his clothes, and said in his ear: “We are charming elves specially used to serve guests. Guest, you have a distinguished status, you can do whatever you want to me~ ”

Phew~

She winked seductively and breathed out a tickling hot breath.

Let’s be an ordinary person.

Facing these two elves who are pure, lovely and passionate, I am afraid that I will have to raise a flag and salute them on the spot. They will expand rapidly, and then get lost and degraded. I will be unable to extricate myself. Only in the time of the sage will I feel regretful and regretful.

but……

Wei Yunfei, who had predicted this in advance, had just injected himself with a shot of “Sage’s Potion.”

After the injection of this medicine, you can maintain the state of a sage for about ten hours. No matter how beautiful the opposite sex is, they are still red and pink skeletons in front of you. Their determination and concentration are so strong that even masters who have practiced Zen for many years cannot compare with you.

In addition to the “Sage’s Potion”, there are a lot of other items.

That’s right.

Time and space teleportation technology.

Scientists from the Black Hole Group have also made major breakthroughs in the field of time and space teleportation technology, and can teleport some items with simple structures.

The current maximum teleportation distance is 1 light-year, which is not as high as the Maka civilization that can teleport hundreds of light-years.

But for Wei Yunfei, the transmission distance of 1 light-year is enough to provide huge help.

This is one of the reasons why Wei Yunfei dared to go to the meeting alone and risked going deep into the tiger’s den.

So faced with the temptation of two charming elves.

“Sage” Wei Yunfei grabbed Chilio’s wandering jade hand and said lightly: “It doesn’t have to be like this, I’m not a distinguished guest, just treat me as an ordinary friend, let alone do anything you don’t feel like doing. Acknowledge but force yourself to do something.”

“guest?”

Looking at Wei Yunfei’s extremely clear eyes, he heard these philosophical words.

Chilio’s enthusiasm suddenly cooled down, and his face was full of astonishment. He even doubted whether there was something wrong with his charm.

“Guest, why don’t you let Chilio dress you up? This is our mission. We want to make you relax, our guest.” Gongluo mustered up the courage and walked over, making some preparations.

Although the races are different, the similarity in appearance is still very high, and there is nothing too special about them.

Besides, as long as you close your eyes, even the ugly Maca will pass quickly as a dream.

“Okay, let’s play poker for a while, the three of us.”

Wei Yunfei pulled out a brand new deck of playing cards from behind like a magic trick.

“Poker cards?”

Gou Luo asked in surprise: “What is this?”

“Is it similar to our Elf Card game?” Chilio was also curious.

“Let me teach you how to play poker. How to play poker is very simple. You can learn it in a few minutes.”

Wei Yunfei sat on the wooden chair, recruited two charming elves to go over, sat down, and taught them the principles and rules of several common playing methods of poker. Ten minutes later, the fun game began.

After a while, the shouts of two elves rang out.

“Simple, but surprisingly fun!”

“It’s much simpler than Elf Cards. It’s very fast to get started and you can play it anytime and anywhere.”

“Your human civilization is very smart.”

“Poker is just one of them. There are at least hundreds of thousands of interesting and fun games in human civilization, and there are hundreds of the most classic ones.” Wei Yunfei said quite proudly.

Elf civilization has a long history, and of course there are many kinds of games.

However, due to various reasons, such as strict hierarchy, wood as the main material and less other materials, site restrictions, and the female-dominated elf civilization’s preference for clothing, music, poetry and other artistic fields, the elf civilization There are only a dozen or so pitiful games among the more extensive games in the world.

Wei Yunfei made the two charming elves forget the mission they were supposed to perform with a simple playing card.

besides.

During the process of playing cards, both parties also talked about many topics and increased their understanding of each other.

For example, “Charming Elves” are a special category in the elven civilization.

That’s right.

The elves in the elven civilization are divided into many types.

There are golden elves born from eating golden fruits, and they are the highest level “high-ranking elves”.

There are silver elves born from eating silver fruits, and they are the backbone “middle elves”.

There are also “mortal elves” who do not eat the fruit of the Tree of Life, and are conceived by combining female elves with ordinary male elves. They are “lower elves” who are at the bottom of the civilian class, and their number is also very large.

But there is another type of elf whose status is even lower than that of the “ordinary elf”. It has almost no status and does not bear any criminal responsibility if it is killed. The “charm elf” is at the bottom of the pyramid and is not even included in the pyramid. .

Because “charm elves” are special products bred by some ordinary female elves who couldn’t stand the temptation and ate the “dark fruits” on the branches near the roots of the tree of life.

The quantity is very rare.

But each “Charming Elf” has an appearance that would captivate a country, and the ability to charm and confuse all living beings.

In the concept of elven civilization, “Dark Fruit” is the “garbage” discharged by the Tree of Life, and is synonymous with all negative things. Just like among the enchanted elves, the proportion of crimes such as theft, fraud, and destruction of other people’s families is quite high. He is even more like a god of plague, repulsing and hating the charming elves.

Including Guanluo and Chilio, they were trained only to be used as useful tools and had no so-called elf rights.

“You charming elves are not wrong. There is no original sin in you.”

Wei Yunfei shook his head and said with great sympathy: “As long as all intelligent beings in this universe are born, they are equal. No matter what gender, race, skin color or other external appearance, when everyone is born, It’s all a blank piece of paper. Whether it is good or bad, good or evil is only determined by the environment. The blank paper itself has no fault.”

“The charm elves have been subjected to undue discrimination and treatment, which has put your survival in a difficult situation. Therefore, the difficulty of survival has forced some charm elves to steal, cheat, and choose the path of crime. If the charm Elves can be treated fairly, have stable jobs, and have enough income, and their crime rate will not be much higher than that of other elves. This is completely a survival dilemma and a vicious cycle.”

“If I had that ability, I would definitely give justice to the charm elves and completely reverse this bad situation.”

Wei Yunfei’s eyes were burning and he said with an upright expression.

Then.

The two charming elves cried.

Tears fell down.

“Guest, wuwu~ you have touched my heart!”

Gou Luo suddenly threw herself into his arms: “You are the first person to say this. When I was very young, I have already accepted this situation. The charming elves are all guilty. Why? Why did you tell me If I have always thought this but dared not say it, I have already given up, so why give me hope again?”

“You are innocent to begin with, and it is this world that is wrong.”

Wei Yunfei patted her back and said softly.

Buzz~

Chilio on the side also had her defense broken, and she looked at this man with a dumbfounded expression.

“What’s wrong is the world, what’s wrong is this world. How dare you say this? Are you planning to be an enemy of the whole world?” She murmured, and tears fell down.

“This is a famous saying in our human civilization~”

Wei Yunfei blinked and smiled: “This is also our culture, the culture created by countless heroes and pioneers. If the world is wrong, we will correct the world, so we can correct the mistakes, we can pursue the truth, our Only through continuous progress can science and technology and civilization develop to this point.”

“Your human civilization is so good. I really envy you to live in such a good civilization.” Chilio said with envy on his face.

“I can take you to my civilized life if you want.”

“Really?”

Chilio’s tears fell even more violently.

…

One person and two elves fought for the landlord all night.

After talking a lot, I got a hint of black eyes.

It gives the outside world the impression of working hard all night, degenerate and indulgent.

This has been the case for several days, and the dark circles under my eyes have become more obvious.

Until the fifth day.

The game of poker became popular among the elven civilization.

Asked Wei Yunfei if he was willing to be loyal, and received a negative reply. After further investigation, it was found that the two charming elves, Gou Luo and Chi Lio, did not complete their mission. Instead, they were captured by Wei Yunfei, and they became traitors who were completely alienated. They muddle through and completely forget their mission.

The Supreme Queen is furious!

Immediately sent out female elf warriors to capture the two charming elves, declare them to death, and sacrifice them to the Tree of Life!