There's a black hole inside me - Chapter 346

c346 Gorgeous Competition

In the elven civilization.

The main purpose of the series of reforms carried out by Wei Yunfei was to liberate the productivity of the elf civilization and to reduce the burden on the Tree of Life.

With increased productivity, elven civilization can free up a large amount of idle labor to enhance military construction, build more warships, and expand the size of the fleet.

The burden on the Tree of Life is reduced. On the one hand, it can cultivate more elves, deduce the Fruit of Holy Light, evolve more powerful weapons, etc.

Kill two birds with one stone!

Furthermore, those liberated are mainly low-end classes such as charm elves and mortal elves. The basics of golden elves and silver elves remain unchanged, and have little impact on the overall situation.

More like a win-win.

However, Supreme Queen Berenshoutanlin still couldn’t take it easy and personally led an army to come.

The space city was surrounded.

It seemed like a war was about to break out the next moment.

Wei Yunfei quickly took countermeasures,

He boarded a small spaceship, went up to it, and appeared in front of the army brought by Berenshoutanlin.

“Your Majesty the Queen, why are you bringing the army here?”

Wei Yunfei immediately asked: “I ask myself, I haven’t done much offense recently. The two parties are far apart. Why are we so angry and fighting?”

“Bold! Don’t you know how big a crime you have committed?”

The guard next to Berenshoutanline sneered and said: “Outsiders, you have angered our Majesty the Queen and committed an unforgivable capital crime! Why don’t you quickly plead guilty, kneel in front of Her Majesty, and beg for forgiveness?”

“beg for mercy?”

Wei Yunfei was completely confused: “What crime did I commit? I violated a taboo there. Can you explain it more clearly? I can’t guess the reason.”

“You don’t even know your own crime, and you have committed another capital crime. Are you ready to die?” the elf guard on the right said with beautiful eyes.

“Even if you die, you have to make it clear. Your Majesty, what exactly did you offend that made you so angry?”

“I ask you, why can even the lowest enchanted elf wear a starlight dress, so gorgeous that it can’t even compare to my queen’s dress!”

Berenxiu Tanlin spoke, glaring at him fiercely and said: “What do you mean? Are you deliberately humiliating me? How can you let the lowest elf have a splendor that does not belong to the supreme queen? And that Some lowly dark elves are taller than me after wearing crystal high heels. Do you want to use this to make them have the treasonous idea of ​​crushing the queen? ”

“There are also bags, makeup, underwear and other items for them. They may seem convenient, but in fact they are cheap. It is said that they were all carefully invented by you. The purpose is to make the lowly things noble and shame the true nobility. And then disintegrate the order of our elf civilization, the intention is extremely sinister! ”

“Uh this?”

Wei Yunfei looked stunned.

He finally understood.

The Supreme Queen was so angry because of the mere dresses, high heels and various other clothing.

Or maybe it’s not anger.

Instead, he was filled with jealousy and jealousy that was almost crazy, and it broke out. He immediately mobilized an elite army and came to question the crime aggressively, not ruling out actual punishment.

Starting a war over just a dress?

After Wei Yunfei figured out the reason, his brain almost shut down.

Are there really such ridiculous things happening in this world?

And after scanning for a week, Wei Yunfei found that it was not just Supreme Queen Berenshutanlin who was angry, but all the elite elven guards, the golden legion, the silver elven legion, and all the female elves, all glaring at each other. Rise up to share the same hatred with the enemy and have high morale.

Now the elven army takes this matter very seriously!

It’s not just a matter of a beautiful starlight dress.

It’s a matter of decency for the middle and high-ranking elves.

Their dignity and decency must not be offended! It must be defended.

Starlight dresses can no longer be allowed to be worn on the bodies of lowly charm elves. They are not worthy of such nobility and magnificence.

According to the proverb from the other side of the solar system, it is called being crowned by the monkey.

In order not to be compared with the beauty of the clothes, no, in order to regain dignity and dignity, even if it means launching a brutal war and eliminating the culprit, we will not hesitate!

“Isn’t it just a set of clothes?”

Wei Yunfei was so depressed that he vomited blood, “There are more styles of clothes that are ten times more gorgeous than the Starlight Dress. If you want, we can arrange a custom batch for you right away. Why make such a fuss out of a molehill?”

“Ten times more gorgeous?”

Berenxiu Tamlin paused and showed a curious expression. Although it was only for a short moment, her expression returned to a frosty expression: “This trick of yours is of no use to me. I will immediately issue an order to ban those lowly charm elves and inferiors.” Mortal elves wear clothes other than linen in more than three colors. They must firmly remember their identity. The traditions of elven civilization that have existed for thousands of years must not be exceeded in the slightest.”

“Tradition is something that is meant to be transcended.”

Wei Yunfei said lightly: “If this is not the case, how can civilization progress and how can it thrive in the universe? Human civilization is advancing by constantly subverting traditions. If we can design a gorgeous starlight dress today, there will be ten times more tomorrow. Gorgeous, hundreds of times more gorgeous clothing comes out, and the style changes every year. If it stays the same, I’m afraid it will be eliminated. ”

“you–”

Berenshutanlin was annoyed: “Elf civilization has continued its tradition for thousands of years. It’s your turn as an outsider to talk too much. You have offended so many elves. Have you figured out how to die?”

“I am not an outsider. I am a special elder appointed by the Holy Tree. I was awarded the golden scepter. My authority is at the same level as you. I have accepted the task of reform.”

Wei Yunfei said: “How about this, how about I let people design a series of better-looking and more gorgeous new skirts, clothes, shoes, cosmetics… and give them to you for free. The elves I am responsible for have taken one step forward and cannot go back.” Going back, the only way is to let you be ten times ahead, re-establish your advantage, and reach a new fashion balance. How about this? I hereby guarantee that not only will the newly designed clothes be more gorgeous, but also customized services can be provided to satisfy you. until.”

“Your Majesty the Queen, elves, how do you like this?”

Hear the offer.

The elves, who were originally at war with each other, began to discuss among themselves.

Those who were more conservative expressed their opposition, and those restless charm elves must be taught a lesson.

The less conservative ones showed expressions that were 50% emotional and 50% resistant. Their thoughts were more conflicting and could be said to be wavering, but they did not dare to show their agreement.

“Outside, who do you think you are? Is it your turn to have the final say?”

Berenxiu Tanlin said with a cold face: “I have the final say regarding the elven civilization! There is no place for you to interfere here.”

“Your Majesty, please have a further conversation~”

Wei Yunfei found a way to close the distance, and whispered in Beren Xiu Tanlin’s ear, causing her expression to change subtly.

Only the elf attendant next to him heard some vague words such as “ten sets of ultra-gorgeous suits”, “one hundred sets of daily gorgeous and comfortable clothing sets”, “one thousand sets of personalized daily attire, pajamas, and bathrobes in different seasons”, ” ” and other key words with clear pronunciation.

There are also some submissive messages such as “I was wrong in this matter, how about letting it go?”, “I can agree to a few conditions, as long as I can meet them” and so on.

A satisfied smile gradually formed on the corners of Beren Shutanlin’s mouth.

“Huh, I’ll spare your life this time, don’t let it happen again!”

Berenshoutanlin still had a straight face, reprimanded, and said coldly: “Let’s go, Guards Corps. Considering his usefulness to the Holy Tree, they are lucky this time!”

Finally, the corner of her mouth moved, and with a warning look in her eyes, she spoke a series of silent words to Wei Yunfei: Don’t forget to fulfill your promise.

Wei Yunfei nodded and said he would not forget it.

Wait for the mighty elven army to retreat completely.

Wei Yunfei wiped the sweat from his forehead and felt helpless for a while.

I feel helpless towards the nonsensical sensibility of the female elves of the elven civilization.

A war can actually be waged over gorgeous clothes.

Secondly, there is another characteristic that Wei Yunfei feels very familiar with, a characteristic that has haunted him for decades.

Proud.

Very special tsundere.

From Queen Berenshotalin to ordinary high-ranking female elf warriors, they all have very obvious tsundere characteristics.

It can be said that everyone is arrogant.

Then he thought of his wife Wei Sha, who had been divorced eight times.

It was the extremely arrogant Wei Sha who caused him to be haunted by the nightmare called arrogance for decades.

What now?

Queen Berenshotaline is not only arrogant, but also irrational.

Even the golden female elf warriors and the silver female elf all had arrogant faces.

It’s a hell of a tsundere.

Covering his forehead.

“Am I going to have to deal with tsundere all my life? Although it’s not impossible to deal with it, I never thought I would have to deal with such a character forever.”

Shaked his head.

Wei Yunfei had a wry smile on his face.

…

soon.

The production line is running at full capacity.

Countless styles of clothing, bags, high heels, etc. that are fashionable, gorgeous, and suitable for the elves’ aesthetics have been produced in batches.

In addition, a large number of specially customized clothes, personalized clothes that require a lot of labor and craftsmanship, are also produced.

It was delivered to the female elves living on the Holy Tree of Light by free distribution or a nominal fee.

From the Supreme Queen, Beren Shutanlin, to the high-ranking golden elves and the middle-ranking silver elves, they all received their own fitting, comfortable, beautiful, and gorgeous clothing.

There are skirt series, trousers series, mix and match series, stockings series, military uniform series, suspender series, gorgeous series and so on.

There are at least hundreds of styles to choose from.

Then–

The fashion storm is blowing.

The law of true fragrance works in every corner.

Almost overnight, traditional styles of clothing were eliminated, and the female elves who discovered the beauty of gorgeousness and fashion entered into a gorgeous competition.

The law of true fragrance works in every corner.

Almost overnight, traditional styles of clothing were eliminated, and the female elves who discovered the beauty of gorgeousness and fashion entered into a gorgeous competition.

The essence of glamor competition is not complicated.

It’s just the word “comparison”.

More new, more beautiful, more fashionable, more diverse.

Just like the female teachers in some schools, it is said that the style of clothes must be the same 365 days a year, so that they can appear in front of students with different outfits and images every day.

Otherwise, it will be labeled as “old-fashioned”.

Of course, the requirement of not repeating one’s outfit is not a student’s problem, nor is it caused by the students’ evaluation. It is the female teachers who, out of vanity and competition, work hard on their outfits, trying to be different every year and to wear the best-looking outfits.

Even if it brings great economic pressure, they can only grit their teeth and hold on.

Now, a similar trend has also appeared in the elf civilization.

What trend?

The trend of comparison.

After all, the elves are born with very high looks, and the difference is not too big. If you want to highlight the difference, you can only think about dressing up.

At the beginning, the comparison is whether you have new clothes.

Those who wear traditional clothes, after seeing more and more friends around them wearing colorful, energetic and radiant clothes, look at their own rustic and outdated clothes that are not bright and beautiful at all. As female elves, they are looking forward to it and a little anxious. When will their new clothes arrive? Why haven’t they arrived yet?

Everyone around me is rushing to get ahead and experience it in advance, but I am always behind. It is inevitable that my mood will become bad and impatient. The phenomenon of queue-jumping and backdooring has gradually increased, and there have been several conflicts.

The symptoms of the middle stage are mainly the pursuit of more.

One set of clothes and clothing solves the problem of whether there is or not, but after wearing it for a long time, it will gradually feel ordinary and common, and lose its freshness and excitement, until friends with two, three or even more sets of clothes appear beside me, and they change every day, and have a different style every three to five days, ensuring that they are not completely repeated within a week.

Those who only have one set of clothes begin to worry. In order to get rid of the boring repetition, they start to try all kinds of ways to get more fashionable clothes.

So they try their best to take the ferry and go to the space city to purchase.

If you don’t have money, then find a way to make some money first. If you have connections, find connections, and if you have backdoors, use the backdoors.

If you don’t have any connections or backdoors, but still want to get beautiful clothes, you can only grit your teeth, let go of certain concepts, and make some sacrifices.

For example, a male elf worker with outstanding skills in a garment factory slept with more than 30 female elves from the holy tree in just one month, most of whom were golden elves. It was unimaginable and even more exaggerated than selling a kidney. After all, clothes for food, clothing, shelter and transportation are the most important.

Finally, all the female elves were caught up in a crazy competition.

Because after competing for clothes.

There are also bags and shoes to compete.

Then there are cosmetics, various jewelry accessories, hairstyles, nail art, and even contact lenses in the eyes – there are more and more consumer items, and there is almost no end in sight.

Crazy.

The female elves were caught up in a gorgeous and almost crazy competition. Their support for beauty and their emotional defects made no female elf willing to lose in this fashion competition.

And all of this was clear to Wei Yunfei.