There's a black hole inside me - Chapter 348

c348 Collective Love Brain

this day.

Supreme Queen Beren Xiutanlin took the initiative to come over and wanted to see Wei Yunfei.

“Your Majesty, what do you want to discuss?”

Wei Yunfei looked at Beren Xiu Tanlin who was wearing a white navy uniform in front of him and asked with a strange look on his face.

After all, the Supreme Queen took the initiative to come to him, and this was not the first time she was raising an army to accuse him.

“Well, those who are not relevant should go aside and chat in private.” Beren Xiu Tanlin said with her eyes rolling.

“All right.”

Wei Yunfei waved his hand and asked everyone else in the office to leave temporarily. He and the Supreme Queen were the only ones in the office.

“Tell me what’s going on.”

“A very important thing.”

Berenxiu Tamlin showed a mysterious expression and said proudly: “If it is not handled well, it will seriously affect the bilateral cooperation relationship. It depends entirely on how you handle it.”

“Please say!”

Wei Yunfei showed a solemn expression. This was a critical moment and no more messy things could happen.

“Can you let the TV station show me the plot of the next 12 episodes of “The Vengeful Prince and the Arrogant Queen” in advance? Two episodes a day is too few and too slow. It is completely deliberately titillating and has bad intentions. , I am very unhappy! You must solve this problem for me!”

Berenshoutanlin said.

There was some embarrassment in her tone at the beginning, but at the end, she raised her head and raised her chest again, looking condescendingly, and said it as a matter of course.

The poisonous prince?

Tsundere Queen?

What the hell is this?

Wei Yunfei was a little confused and couldn’t react in time.

However, Queen Berenshotalin showed restraint in her expectation, but still inadvertently showed an expression like a little girl chasing after a drama.

He suddenly understood.

Queen Berenshoutanlin seems to have been fascinated by the romantic TV series. She has become so caught up in it that she is not satisfied with watching two episodes every day and is unwilling to wait. She is so addicted to the drama that she can’t wait to watch the follow-up in advance.

Thinking of this, he looked at Beren Xiu Tanlin and suddenly smiled, feeling quite pleased with himself.

The love melody style TV series is really effective for female elves. Even the Supreme Queen is addicted to it, let alone ordinary female elves.

“Hey, you’re smiling so disgustingly, what are you thinking about?”

Berenshoutanlin glared at him fiercely: “If you laugh again, I’ll kill you, you damn outsider.”

“nothing.”

Wei Yunfei said quickly: “Your Majesty the Queen, I can privately give you a copy of the following episodes of the TV series “The Vengeful Prince and the Arrogant Queen”, but one thing is that after you watch it, please do not spread it to the outside world, which will affect the normal operation of the TV station. Just show it and enjoy it privately. Can you guarantee this?”

“If you don’t tell me about this, I won’t spread it.”

Berenshoutanlin rolled her eyes and said to him: “Hurry up and give me a copy of the following content.”

“OK!”

Wei Yunfei nodded.

He took out a data storage device and operated it. After a few minutes, he handed over the storage device and said to Berenshoutanlin: “All the content you want is stored in it, as well as the second and third parts of “The Poisonous Prince”. Part 1 and Part 4 are both very classic and you will definitely enjoy watching them.”

“That’s great. I didn’t expect there would be three more movies later.”

Beren Xiu Tanlin showed a surprised expression, but immediately restrained herself.

Calmly, he put the storage device into his jacket pocket.

Then he raised his chin and said to Wei Yunfei with a straight face: “Well… remember, I haven’t seen you today, and I haven’t gotten anything from you. If you maliciously fabricate rumors, I won’t let you go easily. do you know?”

“yes!”

Wei Yunfei said: “I will keep secrets and keep my words strictly. Please trust me as a person.”

“Hmph~ I’m sorry you don’t dare to spread rumors and slander, let’s go~!”

Berenshoutanlin turned around and left the office, leaving behind a proud figure.

…

Romance TV dramas are extremely popular, and they continue to set records with ratings exceeding 80%, 90%, and even close to 100%.

It has become the hottest topic in elven civilization.

But then problems arise.

Can elves fall in love?

Especially female elves, do they know what love is and yearn for it?

Under normal circumstances, female elves do not fall in love or get married.

Especially golden elves, there is no possibility of being with lower-level mortal elves – the gap in social class is too big.

Even if you want to find one, you should find a partner of the same sex, live together, form a family-like relationship, and have a deep bond, which is not much different from the relationship between husband and wife.

As for children, you can apply to eat the “golden fruit”. After eating it, you can give birth to a daughter, and there will be offspring. Each family can have up to two children.

This is the main original family structure of elf civilization.

Of course, one-third of the mortal elves at the bottom are male elves. They can combine with female mortal elves and give birth to children without eating the fruit of life. There is almost no limit on the number. It is common to have five or eight children. This ensures that the elven civilization has a sufficient population.

However, there are more women than men. Among female mortal elves, in order to have a child and cannot resist the temptation of the fruit of life, they even eat the dark fruit, which leads to the emergence of the lowest group of charming elves… millions of them are born every year. .

Most of those charming elves were taken over by Wei Yunfei and managed for more than ten years.

Wei Yunfei discovered that all of those beautiful people were charming elves with a good looks of 90 or above, and the unfair evaluations that hung over them were sometimes not necessarily complete slander.

For example, if the word “charm” is used, the charming elves are really charming, and they really don’t pay much attention to their private lives, or in other words, they don’t care very much about certain aspects.

As a result, most of the more than 100,000 men in the 7998th Fleet commanded by Wei Yunfei began to be blessed.

The blessing of Yanfu.

The blessing of happiness.

Wei Yunfei also discovered that more than 70% of the human male crew members had dated at least one enchanting elf girlfriend after the situation got very serious and a female crew member cried and complained.

For those with a large number, five or ten were handed in.

To be even more exaggerated, there are actually quite a few who have had twenty, fifty, or a hundred charming elf girlfriends just to experience more different styles.

No.

Especially in recent months when romantic dramas have become popular.

The medical officer conducted statistics and found that the average weight of human male crew members has dropped by an average of 5 kilograms in recent months.

And that’s not the worst!

Before Wei Yunfei had time to get angry, he planned to severely crack down on the issue of interracial love. Over there, the elf civilization suddenly captured a human crew member. Queen Berenshutanlin was furious and prepared to sentence the human crew member to death. Punish him for the heinous crime he committed!

Because he actually successfully hooked up with the golden elf, fell in love, took over his body and mind, and became the first human crew member to fall in love with a high-ranking elf.

…

Elf Temple.

Wei Yunfei came quickly to negotiate and solve the problem.

“I’m so sorry, Your Majesty~”

Wei Yunfei apologized and said: “This is entirely my responsibility. It is my lax management that led to such a big mistake. I completely agree with Her Majesty the Queen in imposing severe punishment on Wei Qi. I will never protect you, but… …”

He paused and then said: “But the death penalty is indeed a bit harsh. I don’t know if it can be dealt with according to the circumstances. In human civilization, for the crime of seduction, the sentence is only three to ten years in prison. The execution is too harsh.”

“According to the laws of the elven civilization, betraying the holy tree and betraying the entire clan is an unpardonable crime! Those two people must be executed. The laws of your human civilization have no control here, so you don’t need to say anything.”

Uh~

Betray the Holy Tree?

Wei Yunfei suddenly realized that things were not easy to handle.

The nature of the matter was extremely serious.

But if you think about it carefully, the golden elf did successfully get pregnant and gave birth to offspring after eating the golden fruits grown from the Holy Tree of Light.

Therefore, the holy tree is the father of all elves and the husband of the golden elves – logically speaking.

What Wei Qi did when he hooked up with the golden elf and fell in love was humiliating the elf civilization.

How audacious!

The death penalty is reasonable.

but……

Wei Yunfei couldn’t just ignore it. Because of the absurdity of his private life, he lost a valuable crew member, but he was still saved.

“Her Majesty the Queen!”

After thinking for a while, he said: “If they are in true love, it is consensual, and it is because of love that they are combined together. From the perspective of their personal will, there is nothing wrong with it. Everyone has the full strength to pursue true love, including elves! The biggest Love also transcends time, gender and even race. If love is a sin, then the vast majority of people may have committed this crime and will be punished.”

“I think a test can be set up, a test called ‘love’. If in this test they prove that they came together because of true love, then they can be given a chance to survive. If the two of them don’t Sincerity, or one party is not sincere and only has the purpose of deceiving, but it is not true love, then severe punishment can be imposed on the insincere party, including the death penalty. ”

“Your Majesty the Queen, I have a plan here that can be tested…”

Wei Yunfei expressed his thoughts.

Just like in some love TV dramas, there are tests of fame and fortune, tests of torture, and the ultimate test of life and death – there are three levels in total.

If they can pass the three levels and prove the purity and sincerity of their love, then they will be exempted from the death penalty and the punishment will be reduced.

If both of them are hypocritical, playing for fun, or one party’s PUA routine, then the so-called love is just a joke. This kind of farce-like scene will also serve as a warning to avoid other parties. The female elf was deceived.

It can be said that it was won in one fell swoop.

“good!”

Berenxiu Tamlin nodded, this plan piqued her interest, “Let’s do it this way, let a harsh test break their ridiculous love.”

“This method works.”

“With this example, by revealing the true colors of those humans, other elves will not be fooled.”

“Maybe we can take this opportunity to drive away most of the annoying humans!”

The elven elders whispered to each other and nodded in approval of the plan.

…

Three days later.

In the large Judgment Square, hundreds of thousands of elves watched live, and in front of tens of billions of live TV viewers.

The test called “Love” has officially begun.

The human male Wei Qi and the elf female Noro are facing the judgment stand with their backs to countless spectators, and are about to undergo the test.

The first level: the oath of eternal love.

Before making the oath of love, they were given a chance. As long as they admitted that this was a mistake and that it was just a short-term relationship for physical and mental pleasure, they could survive and only suffer a slight punishment.

“No, we are love!”

The female elf Noro said firmly: “We vowed to be together forever and never betray each other, even if we die, we will not waver.”

Wow~

Her words made countless female elves burst into an uproar, or get excited, and they felt extremely familiar.

A scene that only happens in TV series happened in reality. I wonder if this pair of interracial lovers can pass the test?

They cheered up one by one, looking forward to and excited.

“Me too!”

Wei Qi on the side also said: “I am determined to guard Na Luo forever, forever!”

“Okay, then start taking the oath and say your declaration of love to the lie detector!” said the elf elder.

“I swear that I will always walk with him, no matter what kind of disaster or poverty happens… I will not betray or abandon him until the holy tree withers and the universe is destroyed.”

Noro’s oath was quite satisfactory, but this was the first time she heard it in real life. Countless female elves shed tears of emotion.

It’s Wei Qi’s turn.

The words of the oath he wrote are extremely gorgeous. No matter how hard the mountains are without edges, the seas and rocks are withered, or all things are destroyed, he dares to quarrel with you. The most romantic thing is to grow old together slowly, and the entire love story can be gushed out for thousands of people. Words, the content is not repeated.

In fact, it stands to reason that the polygraph should have set off a violent alarm, indicating that the concentration of lies seriously exceeded the standard. But strangely, the polygraph did not make any movement, thinking that he was telling the truth.

Because a tiny jamming device appeared out of thin air in Wei Qi’s hand.

That’s it for the first level.

It touched countless female elves and made countless tears.

But the second level: the severe beating level was not so easy.

A hundred lashes with a spiked whip, pinching the hands and feet, electric shocks, etc. It will hurt however you want, but it will not kill you.

Noro stayed up for ten minutes and then passed out.

When Wei Qi lasted until the 20th minute, he couldn’t hold it in anymore and begged for mercy, saying that they were not true love, just a short-term attraction, and begged them to be spared.

Wow~

There was an uproar at the scene.

“kill him!”

Countless female elves shouted angrily.

“They still really love each other!”

Wei Yunfei had no choice but to stand up, hold the microphone and loudly said: “In order to avoid exposing the person he loves deeply to the deep sea, this man chose to give in. Only when you love to the extreme will you sacrifice everything to protect your lover, even if you deny it.” relationship between them.”

Wow~

The angry voices subsided, and most of the female elves believed Wei Yunfei’s words.

Yes, the female elves who are good at emotional thinking recognized this point of view.

The last level: life and death!

Faced with the poison in front of them, Na Luo and Wei Qi drank it without hesitation, then held each other’s hands and lay on the bed of flowers with a smile.

Created a perfect program effect.

Of course the poison was fake. After sleeping for half an hour, they all woke up leisurely and passed the test.

True love exists!

The interracial couple was acquitted on the spot.

Bang bang bang bang~

Thunderous applause and blessings erupted from the scene.

Wei Yunfei also stood up and applauded. Inadvertently, he wiped the non-existent sweat on his forehead and said “fuck” in his heart. He didn’t expect that he would get through so easily.

And after this incident is over.

Wei Yunfei was surprised to find that Supreme Queen Beren Shutanlin ran to him more frequently, looked at him with more unexplained meanings, and even the tone of her words was gentler than before. Some.

this……