There's a black hole inside me - Chapter 349

c349 Eternal Tree

Wei Yunfei vaguely knew why Queen Berensutanlin often came to him.

Because after the “Judgment of Love” was over.

The female elves who had longings and fantasies about so-called love were also eager to find a partner of the opposite sex and taste the taste of “love”.

Moreover, many female elves took action immediately and were very active and positive.

They were so active that men were flattered, and they had no so-called reserve at all.

But this was understandable.

Because the average lifespan of female elves was generally more than a thousand years. Although some of them had received family affection, they rarely tasted and experienced the so-called “love”.

In other words, elves lacked love.

Seriously lacking!

Now that they had such an opportunity, of course they couldn’t wait to pursue the so-called love.

To become a model couple like Wei Qi and Na Luo who were enviable and touching.

And the object pursued by the female elves was definitely not the bottom male mortal elves of their own group… The gap in status was too big.

Humans are more than 90% similar to elves, and they share the same aesthetic values, so it is not a problem to have an interracial relationship.

So the more than 100,000 human male crew members became extremely popular, facing the pursuit of hundreds of millions of female elves.

The first to suffer were the **-positioned charm elves. How could they be the opponents of the arrogant golden female elves? They were poached in a short time and forced to let go.

Even if they wanted to be a mistress without a name, it would not work, because even the position of mistress was competed by some golden elves who were unwilling to fail.

The ones who suffered the most were probably not the charm elves who were eliminated in the emotional market, but the kidneys of the human male crew members.

Two kidneys are not enough, at least ten or eight are needed.

Then there was a sharp increase in emotional disputes.

In order to compete for the object, more than a dozen female elf duels occurred every day. Although there were no deaths, there were many seriously injured.

Wei Yunfei had to come forward to mediate and find a way to solve these “multiple women competing for husbands” problems. His head was about to explode because of these bloody things.

Fortunately, there was a helper who helped a lot around him – Queen Berenxiutanlin.

As referees, they solved a large number of emotional disputes together.

Wei Yunfei’s personal values ​​are relatively positive. He always adheres to the concept of “exclusiveness” and “monogamy and one couple”. For those human crew members who like to mess around and jump ship with multiple partners, he often asks for severe punishment and labels them as scumbags. He suggests that female elves who are in love with such scumbags should all choose to give up and not fight for a piece of garbage. Many human crew members have been severely punished by him.

Queen Berenxiutanlin, because she has never been in love, has no idea about this aspect. She doesn’t quite understand the meaning of scumbags and jumping ship with multiple partners, and it is even more difficult to judge the nature of the relationship. Sometimes she even thinks that if it is true love, it seems that one man and multiple women are not impossible.

After all, there are too many female elves who lack love, and there are only so many human crew members. From the perspective of resource allocation, one-on-one will make most elves feel lost and desperate-Berenxiutanlin showed her rational side for the first time.

In addition!

Wei Yunfei’s serious values, “a couple for life”, “a firm monogamist”, “severely punishing subordinates without favoritism”, etc., began to exude a unique and powerful charm, attracting and influencing a certain supreme queen.

Looking for opportunities, increasing the timing and frequency of encounters.

Later, he and Queen Berenxiutanlin had meetings almost every day, attended various activities together, efficiently solved many inherited problems, accelerated the pace of integration, and established a more trusting relationship.

This is a good thing.

But looking at Queen Berenxiutanlin next to him.

Then he felt that the surroundings, whether it was human crew members or female elves, cast a half-smile, envious, blessing and jealous look on him.

Wei Yunfei felt bad all over!

What the hell is going on?

Why do people look at him so ambiguously?

Wei Yunfei is not a fool. He understands the meaning of ambiguity. Of course he understands.

It’s just… Queen Berenxiutanlin is full of tsundere in her every move. She is beautiful, noble and elegant, suffocating and unimaginable.

But it is absolutely impossible for him to be with such a tsundere queen!

He has been tossed around by the tsundere Wei Sha for more than 30 years. He has developed some kind of PTSD and has become a deep nightmare that has entangled him for many years. Now if he makes a choice, it is better to be single than to find a partner; it is better to find a gentle and virtuous woman who understands him than to find a tsundere woman.

Marriage is to live a comfortable life, not to be tossed around and played with by others… He has long experienced this.

So no matter what, there is no possibility for him and Queen Berenxiutanlin!

…

Another year later.

Wei Yunfei was quickly tossed to the point of neurasthenia.

In addition to his daily serious work.

More importantly, he was harassed by various emotional problems.

The female elves of the elven civilization are indeed too short of love. In addition, they have watched too many romantic love TV dramas, and they have become love-brained. Even though Wei Yunfei adjusted his strategy in the later period and broadcast a large number of love TV dramas with cheating themes and tragic themes, proving that love is not holy, it is also full of filth, ugliness and unbearableness, and even the conclusion that “there is no love in the world” can be drawn.

So is this effective?

Of course!

The divorce rate has greatly increased.

However, the cheating rate, the phenomenon of mistresses, and the phenomenon of poaching have also increased dramatically.

The sentence of the female villain “Since it is love, you must grab it at all costs, no matter what kind of obstacles you encounter, as long as you can get what you love, what does it matter if you use any means?” was regarded as a criterion by many female elves, and their dead hearts were rekindled.

Love could not be denied, but a more thorough desire was aroused.

Including Wei Yunfei himself, he has received countless explicit or implicit hints, and some female elves have become female hooligans.

At this time, Wei Yunfei realized that he had done something wrong and made an extremely serious mistake!

“If I had known this, I would have sentenced Wei Qi to death! Instead of saving him, which led to him becoming the culprit of all this.”

“Sentimentality + lack of love, the madness of the female elves can destroy a fleet. In this year, there were 6 crew members who died from kidney overdraft alone! All these deaths should be counted on Wei Qi!”

“I was wrong, I made a big mistake! I saved Wei Qi’s life, but killed more crew members, including myself, and I was caught in a huge harassment. I couldn’t calm down and handle all affairs normally!”

“Wei Qi, Wei Qi, you bastard scum, my fleet is about to be destroyed by you!”

But the matter is done, and time cannot be reversed.

It is impossible to expect that things have not happened. The only thing we can do now is to look forward and find a way to solve the problem.

Or to delay certain aspects of the problem and strive to complete the most core task.

That is, let the elf civilization accept the positioning imposed by the “Anti-Card Alliance”, transform the Tree of Life, become a transport and supply ship in the “Anti-Card Fleet”, become a medical ship, undertake these two important tasks, and then play the home field advantage near the center of the galaxy to fight a grand decisive battle!

It’s just that the arrogant Supreme Elf Queen is definitely unwilling to accept the positioning of “supporting role” and it is impossible for her to be a nurse to save the wounded of other civilizations.

They have never considered doing this kind of work, but want to play an important role.

Doing dirty, tiring and miscellaneous work, don’t even think about it!

The fantasy that can successfully persuade them should be cut off from the beginning.

Then you can only find another way and take another path.

Take down the source of the elf civilization-the Holy Tree of Light!

Last time, Wei Yunfei took out a good thing like the Soul Pearl, which made the Holy Tree of Light happy and excited, and it was easy to reach a cooperation.

But this time, if you want to achieve further cooperation, you can only take out better treasures.

After seeking the consent of the Supreme Command.

Pure solid dark energy ball!

The value of one ball is far more than 100 blue stars.

In front of the spiritual body of the Holy Tree of Light, Wei Yunfei asked someone to open the box and show the dark energy ball so that the Holy Tree of Light could sense it.

Endless octopus tentacles-like vines moved towards the dark energy ball at the speed of light.

“Good stuff, good stuff!”

“I want it, give it to me, give it to me right now!”

“I felt the majestic energy on that ball, and I saw the possibility of evolving into the ultimate ‘Tree of Eternity’. I will have the ability to travel faster than light, and I can go anywhere in the universe and get everything I want.”

“Human, send me that ball quickly, or I will kill you!”

At this moment, Wei Yunfei was wrapped up by countless vines. With just a little effort, he would be torn into countless pieces.

“Lord Holy Tree~”

Wei Yunfei did not show any fear, but said lightly: “You will get nothing if you kill me. Why don’t you spend some time to listen to my cooperation plan?”

“Cunning humans, you are always like this, and you want to use me again!”

The spirit of the Holy Tree of Light had to retract its tentacles and said: “Speak, speak, tell us your shameless purpose! One day, the Elf Civilization will make you pay a higher price.”

“It’s like this, the final fleet of the Anti-Card Alliance is being formed, and the Tree of Life of the Elf Civilization will play a very important role… We really need the Elf Civilization to provide logistical assistance!”

Wei Yunfei took some time to explain the plan formulated by the Anti-Card Alliance.

The role and positioning of the Elf Civilization were named.

As long as the Holy Tree of Light agrees to such a task assignment, the reward-pure solid dark energy ball, one on the spot, and ten after defeating the Maca civilization.

If you disagree, it will not be forced, but will only stay at the level of trading soul beads. The Holy Tree of Light will lose the possibility of evolving into the “Eternal Tree”.

“I need to think about it for a few days.”

The Holy Tree of Light did not agree immediately, but asked to think about it carefully.

This consideration lasted for three days.

When Wei Yunfei saw the Holy Tree of Light again and was about to ask about the result, he was surprised to find that Queen Berensutanlin was also there, as well as several respected elf elders. The scene was very formal and grand.

When the Holy Tree of Light spoke, Wei Yunfei was shocked!

“Cunning human!”

The Holy Tree of Light said in a very rude tone: “You have tried to deceive me again and again. You succeeded once before, but this time, you can take back your cleverness.”

“If you want to cooperate, you can. The Holy Tree of Light cannot become the logistics supply and medical ship of the final fleet. We can accept this position and not participate in the front-line battles. We only provide auxiliary services. And you, provide me with the secret service I need most.” Energy ball.”

“But there is an additional condition, a condition to consolidate bilateral cooperation. You must agree, otherwise the cooperation will be cancelled.”

“What conditions?” Wei Yunfei asked quickly.

“You become the prince of the elven civilization, marry my good boy Berenshutanlin, swear allegiance to the elven civilization, never betray, become the guardian of the elven civilization, and have one destiny from now on, instead of trying to use us!” The Holy Tree of Light said.

“What?”

Wei Yunfei was dumbfounded.

He looked at Queen Berenshoutanlin not far away in surprise, with disbelief on her face. He couldn’t figure out what happened and the situation would change like this.

“Holy, Lord Holy Tree, I’m afraid you have misunderstood. Queen Berenshoutanlin and I are just ordinary friends. We are of different races and have reproductive isolation. There is no reason to be together. Who came up with this? The idea is simply, simply ridiculous.”

Wei Yunfei said with some stuttering.

“Beren Shutanlin said that she likes you and wants you to become the king sitting next to her and become a part of the elven civilization. Otherwise, the elven civilization will never trust you, let alone the so-called cooperation.”

The Holy Tree of Light said: “Hurry up and pledge your allegiance and marry Berenshoutanlin again. Don’t waste time. If you don’t agree to this small condition, cooperation is out of the question. We can’t see the slightest sincerity!” ”

“The problem of reproductive isolation can be solved. After I evolve to the Eternal Tree, I can transform Beren’s body to have normal fertility and continue to become the supreme queen of the elf civilization. As for you, you are the king of the elf, and you The commander of the fleet he brought.”

“What are you still hesitating about? What are my conditions? They are obviously benefits. Do you need to consider it instead of nodding immediately? Show your sincerity! Otherwise, suspend all cooperation and get out of the elven civilization. We don’t need it. An ungrateful ally!”

Wei Yunfei looked bitter.

The Holy Tree of Light issued an ultimatum.

“Dear~”

At this time, Queen Berenshotalin came over, took his arm, blushed slightly, and whispered softly in his ear: “We have known each other for such a long time and already have a tacit understanding. Don’t you like me?” ? Marry me. Of the human crew members you brought, you are the only one who is not married yet. Isn’t it because you are waiting for me and ready to find an opportunity to express your love to me? ”

“Now is your chance. Kneel down on one knee, tell me what’s in your heart, propose to me, and become an eternal couple. Let’s rule this civilization together~”

“I’ve been waiting for this moment for a very long time.”

Berenxiu Tamlin raised her smooth chin and said in a condescending tone. She also took out a small green box and handed it to him. It obviously contained a wedding ring.

“???”

Wei Yunfei’s head was filled with questions.

Then he looked at the Holy Tree of Light and the elf elders next to him.

He found that he had almost no other options.