What bad intentions could Batman have? - Chapter 687
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- Chapter 687 - Emperor Joker had a caesarean section, the first Lantern has arrived
It was just like Chen Tao had been waiting for Hal to fail, and then he would pull him down to be his thug.
In fact, from the beginning, Chen Tao had always been very clear that the Emperor Clown’s betrayal was a matter of time. No, the word betrayal would make people misunderstand, and the clown had no kindness in his heart.
So from the beginning, Chen Tao had never thought of letting the Emperor Clown escape his control.
When the Parallax Demon Hal swung the crowbar and hit the Emperor Clown’s head, the stick did not emit any dazzling light.
The appetizer that Chen Tao secretly hid on this crowbar, of course, could not be hit on the head of the Emperor Clown, which was a shameful waste.
But even so, this crowbar mixed with a large amount of dark metal has become the nemesis of magic.
The Eagle Man and Eagle Girl of the main universe can pose a certain threat to the Dark Multiverse Knights in the Metal Event with just the hammer made of N metal, not to mention Chen Tao’s material made of multiple metals.
In addition, the person swinging the crowbar was too strong, and the crowbar hit the pale and vicious face of the Emperor Clown so hard that it looked like dough hit by a rolling pin, and half of his face was deformed.
Poof!
His two eyeballs, dragging long pieces of flesh, bounced out of his eye sockets, and then the Emperor Clown opened his mouth involuntarily and made a strange vomiting sound:
“Ugh! Great Batman!”
“?”
The Emperor Clown almost thought he had heard it wrong for a moment, because the sentence after vomiting was not said by him.
But he didn’t want to pay attention to these, because the urge to vomit came again.
“Ugh!”
He retched again, and then heard himself say: “Tremble under the power of Batman Daddy, do you know what it means to win a fight? This is an irresistible fate!”
The Emperor Clown suddenly covered his stomach: “What’s in my stomach?”
Question: It is known that Bat-Mite sent all of his five-dimensional power, 20% of which went to Parallax Demon Hal, 29% to Chen Tao, and 50% to an unknown destination. So there is still 1% left, which is the 1% that Chen Tao originally gave back to Bat-Mite to prevent it from disappearing. Where did it go?
“Well well well, then let me guess who is the cute little baby in my stomach?”
The Emperor Clown’s burned nerves could not feel the severe pain of his head being almost knocked into a middle-parted hair. He stretched out an arm to resist Hal’s second stick, and behind the middle door that was broken behind Hal, Anti-Monitor Dragon and Black Death Emperor Brainiac followed closely.
In order to facilitate observation of the battlefield, the Time Trapper has appeared on the timeline of zero hour.
He just created a temporary hiding position temporarily.
This certainly allows him to provide support to Hal faster when needed, but it also causes the Anti-Monitor Dragon and his men to come and kill him quickly.
When Hal turned around and saw the Anti-Monitor Dragon, he opened his mouth almost instinctively, and then a mouthful of sharp teeth grew out of his mouth again.
In fact, Hal didn’t like this mouthful of sharp teeth brought by the power of the Parallax Monster. If possible, he would rather fight like a superhero with fists or some other way.
But now he was holding a stick in one hand and swinging it at the Emperor Joker, and the other hand had to intercept the Black Death Emperor and Brainiac, so he finally opened his mouth and bit the Anti-Monitor Dragon on the face.
He took a step with his left foot, trying to hold the other party and flip him over, but he was quickly thrown to the ground.
“Roar!”
“Emperor Clown?” The villains who came over also found the Emperor Clown who was panting beside him, but when the Black Death Emperor raised his sickle and planned to harvest the opponent directly, the Anti-Monitor Dragon temporarily stopped him.
“No need.”
He looked at the Emperor Clown not far away. The pale madman turned his head and pulled his mouth to him after noticing his gaze, making a face.
“At least we can confirm that Hal and the Emperor Clown did not reach a consensus, and they did not work together. This is the most important thing for us.”
The Anti-Monitor Dragon told Brainiac and the Black Death Emperor: “Besiege Hal first!”
While Hal was fighting with his pursuers again, the Emperor Clown finally had a temporary respite.
With a crazy smile on his face, he rolled and crawled out of the center of the battlefield, and then hugged his stomach.
A beam of Brainiac’s energy passed by his ear, but the Emperor Clown turned a deaf ear to it.
“Dear baby, don’t let mommy wait in agony, now is… Caesarean section!”
He let out a creepy crazy laugh… Then he stretched out a hand and turned it into an electric saw, and then he cut open his stomach without any scruples.
“Ha! Haha, hahahahahahaha!”
The severe pain stimulated the corners of the Emperor Clown’s eyes, making his eyebrows and feet jump in pain. A lot of blood flowed from the corners of his eyes and nose, and all the laughing parts. He was in unbearable pain, but he was still laughing wildly.
The character hidden in his body was not simply hidden, but hidden in the power of the troublemaker through some common characteristics of fifth-dimensional creatures. Otherwise, how could he deceive the Emperor Clown.
That creature must have been tipping off Batman’s dragon, and the Joker Emperor is taking this opportunity to remove the cancer in his body and completely eradicate the last hidden danger. Only in this way can he start his own game with Batman without any scruples.
Although the Joker Emperor is still not unable to dance even with shackles, this is not elegant enough and also disgraceful, especially in front of Batman;
Therefore, the Joker Emperor will do everything, just like the magic potion that can turn the fish tail into human legs under the shadow of the daughter of the sea, just for the moment of dancing with Batman, he can still be the same as before, no, far more evil and crazy than before!
Come on, Batman has made a move. Just like the days when they chased each other in Gotham City for countless years in the past.
The Joker was surrounded by severe pain, but he almost howled with excitement.
“Look!!! Batman!!!”
He shouted loudly: “Your Joker, your best friend, your nemesis, he is coming to you with a song and a song!”
His hand, which had turned into a chainsaw, rubbed repeatedly in his abdominal cavity without any scruples, as if he was destroying a piece of cake that was originally arranged in an orderly manner.
No one had the courage to witness such a nightmare scene.
Strawberry jam, meat floss and sausage wrapped in cake, like an explosion, sprayed out of his stomach, making it seem like a rain of strawberry jam fell around him.
The jam stuck to his face and flowed into his mouth, staining his white, beast-like sharp teeth red.
Transformed by the fifth-dimensional creature, the Emperor Joker is no longer an ordinary creature.
These injuries really hurt him a lot. He not only cut open his body, but also used the five-dimensional power to find the hidden danger hidden in his body, so his injuries were indeed getting worse and worse.
But the injuries on his body did not extinguish the Emperor Joker’s enthusiasm. Instead, he became more and more excited and completely fell into a madness like an attack.
“This is a train that leads to dreams!!! I want to stand on the high deck, let the sea breeze dispel the dark clouds in the sky, and pass through the vortex of clouds and rain!”
He kept rubbing the chainsaw in his hand, and then suddenly pulled the chainsaw out of his body, as if he didn’t feel any pain.
At this moment, the clown’s crazy speech also rushed to the climax:
“Sun! Come out! Show your big smiling face!!! Let that smile spread like a virus throughout the multiverse, do you know why?!!!”
He paused, and then shouted loudly: “Because smiles are the most contagious, hahahaha, hahahaha, hahahaha!!!!!!!”
He roared and yelled wildly, maybe even the Emperor Clown himself didn’t understand what he was saying, he was just crazy, crazy, and couldn’t help himself.
“Let go! Let go! Let me go!”
Something humanoid was caught from the Emperor Clown’s stomach. He struggled desperately and shouted, but he couldn’t change the fact that he was discovered.
The Emperor Joker finally pulled out the bastard who was stirring up trouble in his stomach, and then he took a closer look and realized who the other party was:
“Bat-Mite? Idiot, you have been deprived of all your power by Batman, and you are still working for him?”
Bat-Mite originally had a look of grief on his face, saying “My mission has failed”, but when he heard the other party’s words, he immediately corrected himself:
“No, strictly speaking, it is 99%, but I still have 1%.” Bat-Mite tried to disappear from the Emperor Joker’s palm with a pop, and then was caught back in his hand.
“You can’t just leave like this, dear, I’m afraid that’s true.” The Emperor Joker played with the little mini Batman he had created by caesarean section with great interest, squeezing it flat and rounding it:
“You are my child, call me mom quickly, oh, sweetheart.”
Then he looked at the other party, as if he had switched back to the normal evil clown mode for a moment, and said:
“How did you get into my body? I clearly only absorbed the power of the troublemaker.”
Bat Mite would rather die than surrender:
“I will never tell you even if I die…”
Before he finished speaking, the Joker grabbed the pacifier on his mouth, turned the pacifier into steel, and then forced it back into his mouth: “My patience is limited… Forget it, why don’t I do it myself? “I came by myself”
Bat Mite was about to curse, but was immediately controlled by the Emperor Clown and couldn’t help but say:
“The Troublemaker must put all his power into your body to complete the closed loop of the super-time flow that you once took away, but this does not mean that he has completely lost the power to resist. “
He said: “You are always two in one, do you understand? The Troublemaker shares the five-dimensional divine power with you, he is just waiting for an opportunity to take back all the five-dimensional divine power from you. “
Parallax Demon Hal heard this passage nearby, he held the abyss mouth of the Anti-Monitor Dragon with one hand, and then the lower half of his face turned into a sharp face, biting the Anti-Monitor Dragon’s big mouth that couldn’t be closed.
Hal bit the man and asked sincerely: “So now the Trickster has two parts of the five-dimensional power?”
“What? Of course not, there is only one part of the power, where did the second part come from?”
“So how does the Trickster plan to deal with the Emperor Clown?”
“He doesn’t plan to deal with him.”
“How can he take back his power if he doesn’t plan to deal with him?”
“Give your power to Emperor Joker, and all the power will be combined into one.”
“So can the Troublemaker still fight now?”
“Of course not, didn’t he divide his power?”
Hal, who was fighting against the Anti-Monitor Dragon and his men, still hadn’t given up trying to figure out the internal logic of the energy of the fifth dimension, but after a few words, Hal, who was talking at cross purposes, was defeated again and gave up again.
With a wave of his hand, the Emperor Joker threw Bat-Mite into the baby carriage without any resistance, changed into a baby uniform, became a baby bat, and had a pacifier in his mouth.
The Joker began to attack regardless of the occasion and situation again: “Poor little baby, although you have informed Batman since you were in your mother’s womb and harmed your Joker mommy, I don’t care about these things, right?”
He said: “But baby, you have to make up for your mistakes, we will soon…”
Boom!
There was another clear sound, this time the Emperor Joker stretched out his hand to grab, and then grabbed nothing again.
Bat-Mite, who was almost completely killed by the Emperor Joker, disappeared directly on the spot, leaving only a specially made bat dart floating in front of the Joker.
This bat dart is not only brand new, but also has a round hole specially made for the option of installing a key ring. What’s more ridiculous is that there is Batman’s autograph on it.
This is very likely an out-of-print signed dart given by Batman Dragon to a little fan, but it is obvious that it has been added with ingredients. Even Bat-Mite doesn’t know what effect it has.
If he knew, he should have read the relevant memory as soon as he was caught by the Emperor Joker just now, and then immediately dismantled the dart and threw it away.
The Emperor Joker looked at the big son he had just given birth to, who disappeared in front of him, and couldn’t help but be silent.
“Forget it.”
Finally, the Emperor Joker shook his head.
In any case, he had already vaguely realized that the backhand hidden in Batman’s body had been removed by him, the Emperor Joker, so the next confrontation would be an extremely fair battle.
This was an acceptable result for the Joker, and it was barely a draw with Batman.
He took a last look at the Anti-Monitor Dragon and his men who were still fighting Hal.
With these people blocking him, it would not be easy for Hal to act as a crowbar in the downstream timeline, and he would not need the Emperor Joker to do it.
And besides that…
The Emperor Joker looked at the Time Trapper who had already hidden not far away, and the spectators hiding on the other side of the battlefield.
Look, the First Lantern has arrived.